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Incest and MILFs... WTF!?
"You are a cruel mind, Sweet Kagamine Kiss, and I curse you for even thinking of this."
A spell strikes the monitor...
... You lost the ability to see whatever was written here.
Sorry. :(
"Wow, that was rude, godson of mine," Sirius stated.
"But... it's incest!" Harry complains.
Sirius sighs. "And you don't complain when other people write you in funny stories where you get a lot of girls throwing off their clothes and diving for your boys and the one-eyed snake. Besides, have you even SEEN what Sweet writes? I admit, half of them are funny... like that Robot Chicken Star Wars parody using Voldemort."
"Shut up, Stubby."
"Hey! Who said I was Stubby?"
Harry holds up a Quibbler magazine: IS STUBBY BOARDMAN SIRIUS BLACK, OR ARE THEY LONG-LOST RELATIVES? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
"Huh... well... wait, stop distracting me," Sirius exclaims, while hiding the magazine in his pocket; no need to expose his secret life. "Besides, I would have liked to see what he had up in writing..."
"But... it's incest," Harry repeats, stressing on the word incest.
"And this is the wizarding world of Europe. Its unspoken motto is Love thy mother, father, brother, sister, cousin, nephew, and everything in-between. I personally blame inbreeding on that... then again; Bella was cute before she went all psychopathic..."
Harry glares at his godfather.
"What?"
"Her tits are sagging now."
Sirius grimaced. "Yeah... time in Azkaban and Dementor exposure can do that. You know, instead of incest, I should try and get you with Cissy. She's still beautiful. Yeah! That can work! A harem of MILFs!"
Harry blushed.
"MILF?"
"Oh c'mon, it'll be awesome! Plus it'll make that goat man's lemons drops spoil when he realizes you're not at the Dursleys. Oh... yes, Cissy, and then maybe Amelia... hm, yeah! My godson will be so manly with a harem of experienced sexual-repressed women!"
"How did this turn from incest to moms I'd love to fuck?"
"Quiet now Harry, your scheming godfather is scheming," Sirius says, adopting a scheming face.
Harry stares, feeling for some reason a large bead of sweat dripping down the backside of his head...
"You look weird with that facial expression."
Ever since Voldemort and his ilk assassinated the family of the Royal Crown, and the British Prime Minister, the world was in a bit of a bad hell scenario. However, because the world has since been used to the antics of super villains and the occasional super hero vs. super villain debacle world-wide, the exposure of the Wizarding World was met with shrugs except for the few hardcore Anti-Meta-Human activists who believed wizards and witches with the "magical powers" were abnormal freaks needed to be exterminated.
The Dursleys when they discovered about these groups actively joined. But who gives a fuck about those magic-hating muggles?
Anyway, to the hell scenario... most of muggle London and half of Europe was walled-off by Voldemort's tyrannical group and to the Justice League; they were now part of this "war". The Wizarding World of Europe still didn't think "muggle heroes" could do much, but when you lead an active war of terror on the innocent, you can bet your ass you get the Justice League and the rest of the world's military gunning after you. Thus, here is the story of Voldemort's successful take-over of most of Europe.
Behind the pitch-black stone walls of London, Oxford, and the surrounding cities, the area was in ruins. Many buildings are in a deteriorated state, and the strongest wizards of Voldemort's terror campaign were guards to prevent prisoners of the place any escape. Muggleborns and half-bloods were captured, and blood traitors were also sent and locked up in the horrible place. Many muggles are executed but few are simply sent in to die by the dark creatures that run gang-like operations in parts of London and Oxford, like the werewolves led by Fenrir Greyback, or the Lord Dracula of the vampire legion that followed after Voldemort. Criminals of the wizarding world thrive in Azkaban City like outlaws, killing and looting any victim or prisoner there.
In fact, Azkaban City is JUST like the former Arkham City: lawless, clanless, and gang-riddled. If you escape, you will die. Supporting Voldemort will see you with some protection but if you die, you die. If you're a mud-blood, you're a target by any killer.
"I have a visual of the place..."
The world suffered from the chaos of Arkham City three years ago, and they didn't want a repeat, even in a different country.
"Roger that."
An Intro to Harry Potter: Azkaban City
"... Tom Riddle created this chaos after killing the Queen and destroying most of Europe. The United Nations have all active militarism gunning after this prison city, but most of the magicals are capable of dismantling their powerful weapons. Ever since Riddle finally started using guns, most powerful military weapons are stolen by his group, the Death Eaters."
"Harry... you know you don't have to do this alone. I can help you as well."
"I know, Luna, I know... they'll expect to see Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. No, instead they'll be fighting against the Justice League... and their new members, Lightning and Lady Raven."
"Don't forget... we're not going on alone. This affects the entire world."
Another voice breaks in through the communications channel. "Potter, do you read me?"
"Loud and clear, Batman..."
"We're starting the campaign, Potter. Superman and Green Lantern are going in from the north of Azkaban City. You and Lady Raven will infiltrate from the west. Flash is coming in from the south, while Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and I will be crossing in from the east... The rest of the military from the U.N. will be supervised and receive help from the other Justice League members. You and Lovegood need to be careful."
"Same to you, Batman..."
"Don't worry. I can take care of myself."
And the call disconnects.
Inside the Tron Legacy-styled motorbike, Lightning was driving it while his back passenger (and leaning up against his back) was Lady Raven. Their human names are Harry Potter, and Luna Lovegood.
"I just hope our friends have survived this nightmare..."
"Don't worry, Luna. We'll find them, and save them while taking out Riddle and his gangs in Azkaban City."
Getting in would take some time what with all the security based around the location. The problem was surviving the insane hell that infested Azkaban City...