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Omakes of Past Pages Part 1
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"Say it."
"Say what?" She asked blushing.
"Say it sweet sister of mine." harry whispered hotly.
"Fine... I... I... I'm a... l-lo..loli..."
"I think I didn't hear you loud enough," Harry said with a shit-eating grin.
"I'm a loli!" She shouts, before Harry silences her with a passionate kiss.
"I thought so," he said, before kissing her again, "And I am going to lick you like one." He continues.
Somewhere in the world, perverts say in one voice, "GIGGITY!"
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"Now what?" she purred.
"Mind transforming into a catgirl, honey?"
The magical girl just giggled, before a twirl of her ornamental staff, and she was now topped with cute black ears, and sweeping black tails giving a cute mewl.
She yelps as Harry attacks her newly-gained sensitive spot along her tail.
That secluded and deserted beach was going to get a lot more action again...
Sirius in heaven was celebrating with James that Harry was a manly man of all men, while Lily was giggling over the fact.
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"Damn Hermione, you look like Lara Croft in those clothes," Harry said, his eyes wandering more than once to the toned and cute ass.
Hermione giggled. "That's the idea," she replied, twirling the same replicated guns that Lara Croft wielded in the movies.
"Should I tear those clothes off and fuck you, Hermione, or should I fake rape you while you fake fight me off while secretly enjoying it?" Harry questioned his best friend who could very well become his future girlfriend if she continues dressing sexy.
She turned around and posed sexily.
"Just try it, Mister Potter," she tells him, voice level with a hint of building lust.
Bad idea. Harry tackles her and well... fifteen minutes later that room is enveloped with moans, pants, and the audible sounds of flesh slapping flesh.
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The Order of the Phoenix found Harry Potter once again after one complicated somewhat-original magic ritual near dark arts-type spell. It took six months but when they found him after one interplanetary/universal teleportation, Mundungus Fletcher got a face full of Saffron Phoenix Burning. Yeah, the bumbling liar and thief got killed by the stray attack while everyone was only moderately injured by the Ki attack that was deflected by an alien relative of Frieza invading the Earth.
Then Dumbledore got his hips broken when Harry got kicked out of the sky and slammed right into the unsuspecting old wizard.
"Harry!"
A teenaged Trunks and Goten flew down, and were surprised seeing complete strangers out in the middle of the battlefield.
"Shit!" Harry cussed, taking off into the air again.
"You alright?" questioned Goten.
"I'm fine but an old man who shouldn't be here broke my fall! Get those guys out of here! I need to help Vegeta and Goku fight Boiler!"
And in a surge of Ki Harry flew back into the grueling war.
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Henry looks to Harry, and says during a family dinner with guests, "Harry, I'm pregnant."
"Giggity!" exclaims Jamie with a pink I LOVE YAOI INCEST t-shirt on.
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Harry smiles innocently. He was smiling as if a giant snake wasn't summoned visa a large plume of smoke and Draco Malfoy was a large lump in the purple-skinned snake with glowing orange eyes.
"He made fun of my dead mom. If anything else, this is a tame response."
If having a snake eating a pureblood bigot was tame, what was extreme?
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In another world, Harry sits up in bed. Next to him, Cynthia sits up and looks to him.
"Is something the matter, Harry?"
"I just have this weird feeling that someone or something is looking for me. I can't explain why..."
"It's probably a douche bag you defeated in the past and now they're cursing your name for eternity because of the defeat?"
"... Maybe," Harry says with a shrug.