A Radically Different Harry and Hermione
Hedwig's Bacon
Hedwig was a smart owl. People loved her. Just such a sham that Dumbledore had to deny her bacon by sending her and her master to that horrid house she calls a prison. Still, strange thing. She is eating bacon, and her master liked it. It's just strange that the Dursleys suddenly vanished without a trace. Then again, no one's supposed to know. After all... they did have good enough meat to fat ratio to be turned into bacon strips. Just glad her last contact was willing to turn them into processed meat. Oh well, what her master doesn't know will not hurt him. He's never been so happy at being able to eat real food. Now, as she plotted, her next stage would occur, and then they'll be allowed to leave. And surely enough, Harry Potter became an orphan under British law when news came about an unexpected assassination attempt on the Dursleys that left no remains except pieces of car shrapnel, and Marge Dursley being incinerated when her house blew up. Harry was adopted by a young family who had a daughter. Hedwig liked the attention. Plus despite being foster siblings, they fell in love. The adults did not care at all. Harry began to pay more attention to muggle school studies instead of his magical studies, while she decided to give her master a break from the old goat fucker's malicious plots, by calling an old contact from an old bar in Hogsmeade.
"So... find a way to kill the Dark Lord?"
Hedwig made a barking hoot sound.
"Oh yes, and kill my brother Albus. Fine, but you better deliver me the goods next week."
Hedwig nods, and flew out the window, leaving Aberforth to sigh softly before figuring out how to kill his brother. Even he got tired of his manipulative ways. After all, it was to help his sister get her own revenge of the rape when they were kids. Then he got an idea... two hours later, Dumbledore is found dead, having choked on a Lemon Drop that was in avertedly dunked in muggle super glue Aberforth tampered to react and turn sticky once saliva is introduced. In the following weeks, Harry decided to drop Hogwarts, and live the rest of his life without magic. As soon as he and his sister turned eighteen, they left England, while Voldemort soon perished when Hedwig, with a sack of Horcruxes Aberforth found, was dunked into an active volcano halfway across the world. And where Harry and his now fiancée lived, somewhere in Japan, Hedwig still had that supply of bacon from four years ago. Despite all the smart sadistic owl had done to give her master a better life, she was still very much fond of bacon. Just that she felt a bit ashamed that the treat that was delivered to the greasy piece of shit Hogwarts Professor known as Severus Snape, was a treat called sausage... a piece of "sausage" that came from Albus Dumbledore's corpse.
Apparently the Earth You Know Is Not the True Earth
Strange, how Harry thought Earth was in the advances of things, when the cold truth was that his planet was not the true Earth. It was in fact a copy of the original planet, along with the other planets. The real Earth was several hundred light years away, just passing by the Gup System followed by that right turn from the Cor Nebula, next to bypassing the Federation Space where Planet Norion is located, give or take three hours of space travel before arriving at the true original Earth and the real Milky Way Galaxy. Hell, the Earth he lived on was alien, because it is where the sub-species of humans migrated, those who began to exhibit strange energy flux from their bodies. Thus, he figure out was the magic in his body. He was half alien, as was half the rest of the world that consisted the Wizarding World's entire population. Now that would be such a kick in the ass if the entire Wizarding World was to discover that they were all in reality half alien freaks. He shook his head. He's best not looking into that pathway of his mind.
Still, helped that his mother Samus was liable of letting him go to Hogwarts (he chuckled a bit remembering when Fawkes flashed into the ship, and the gunfire that went off from the Paralyzer his mother kept always). Still, she had her duty as a bounty hunter for the Federation. Hell, they even made his adoption by his mom official when Harry (who fooled everything by hiding his smarts... except Luna, who truly knew but supported him), found a spell from his planet to transfuse some of her blood into his body, thus now making him linked to Samus by DNA. Of course it also granted Harry a bit of Chozo blood too. But, time to do his duty for his stupid home world. He hoped that after this, he can take Luna and her father, and they can live elsewhere in the galaxy... hm, he did hear about a condo being sold on Planet Big Blue. Then again, Samus would want her son living close to her residence on the human colony of the rebuilt KL-2. He shakes the amusing thoughts from his mind, and donned a maroon and golden yellow Armorsuit with an emerald green visor, portions of blue under-armor plating, and near-identical arm cannon of a moss green to dark green color. Besides, he had a job to do.
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Hogwarts was under siege. The DA was surrounded, and their wands were broken or they had been disarmed by the Death Eaters. The Order and all Aurors willing to fight against the evil Dark Lord and his minions were outside or inside the school, fighting of the dark forces.
"Think little Potty will save you now? He hasn't been seen for quite awhile," Draco sneers.
"I have confidence in my Harry," Luna tells the bleach-haired Slytherin.
"Oh yeah Loony? Takes a freak to get along with one." He and his Slytherin goons laugh (well, those who actually fall in line with Voldemort's plots of destroying all muggleborns and muggles). Just then there was a loud whine, and Luna then pulled out something when she heard that familiar high-pitched whine. Draco caught this movement, but he yelped when a bolt of light shot from the muggle contraption, and burned his hand pretty badly. The rest of the captured DA could only watch as Luna fired more of those bolts of light at the other mini-Death Eaters.
"Good job, Luna," spoke a male teenager's voice, though it sounded as if it was behind filtered through some mask or something of the sort. The DA turned around just as the doors opened, and two adult Death Eaters saw the DA freed from their captive states. But before the two idiots could call for back up, the stranger lifted up what looked like a forearm concealed by metal, which then released a blast of liquid nitrogen. Basically the two DE's (Crabbe and Goyle Sr.) were frozen solid. Two missile blasts destroyed the frozen-to-death Death Eaters. Luna merely blinked as the others were horrified at what they witnessed.
"Oh, Hi Harry... we going to Big Blue after this, or is your mom still adamant on having us on KL-2?" Luna asked the armored being with that same dreamy tone of voice.
"Unfortunately mom will still want us on KL-2... or until we can prove to her that we can be independent."
"Oh... it would have been fun to explore the Sierra Beach on Big Blue... I heard that the Snorkacks' amphibian natives migrate to the shores at this time of year."
"True. Now Luna, remember what I told you about the Paralyzer?"
"Do not use it unless you are about to be killed."
"Good girl." And the person (Harry) left the room, while Luna smiled dreamily, and began to walk towards the edge of the Astrology Tower, where she got onto the ledge, and jumped onto... thin air.
"Holy shit!" Ron shouted, his eyes nearly bulging from their sockets. Then the rest of the DA slowly began to notice something shimmering, as if a giant Invisibility Cloak was tossed off. What Luna now stood on was a floating space ship.
"Well, do be careful incase those Death Munchers come back," Luna said, still smiling her smile everyone's known her to use.
Elsewhere, super-heated beams of fiery plasma were launched, piercing holes into the corpses before they could even hit the ground. It took several more followed by a few charged Ice Beam shots to take down an armored troll, followed firstly by disabling the troll via a Super Missile to the troll's testicles. Then Harry felt a bit of a colder chill, before mentally shifting the temperature of his armor a few degrees hotter. He saw Dementors coming at him, finding him to be a big threat. But Harry grinned. Having saved McGonagall and Flitwik, he then proved that Dementors can easily be destroyed... by turning into a buzzsaw of energy that rips through the skies, through the cloud of Dementors like tissue paper. Their death cries were so horrific, that some battles halted for a moment before Harry lands, snaps the cannon and fires a Super Missile, blowing up Lucius Malfoy into a gory mess.
With the Grapple configured and worked into the armoring on his left forearm and hand, he could use it as something akin to a lasso, and lasso up somebody close (an unsuspecting Death Eater), and fling the unsuspecting bastard into the trajectory of a Killing Curse that saved a woman with vibrant pink hair half morphed into flaming red hair with tints of curling purple. More Death Eaters seem to swarm through the corridor of the hallway, so Harry shuffled through the beam weapons he had, until he came upon a beam called the Sonic Beam. It was a beam that focused on emitting powerful shockwaves. He charged up, before letting loose a powerful sonic blast that shattered anything made of glass, and since the Death Eaters were the target, the high-pitched screech bust their ear drums and made their ears bleed painfully. Now Harry rushed past them, being not too caring when he knocked them down.
Now outside, Harry found himself facing off against a few hissing vampires. So, Harry simply switched to Plasma Beam, and released the hot-temp beams. The fiery glow itself was enough to frighten the light-fearing dark creatures. But when he released a charged Plasma Beam upon one, that vampire screamed horrifically before he disintegrated into ash. And then he trained his arm cannon on Voldemort, and a Super Missile smashes the barrier that the Dark Lord barely managed to throw up in time. A second one turns him into a gory mist of flesh, blood, and all other sorts of unmentionables.
"Harry! Can we go now?" Luna calls out to him from the gunship she was now piloting.
Harry sighed a bit. Luna CAN be a bit impatient when she's not wearing the mask she constructs to hid her true self. He's then remined himself abotu still being surrounded by vampires, and reyurns to killing them all, and exterminating the rest of the dark creatures.
Harry and a Dementor
Harry Potter, Year Six Gryffindor, sat at the Great Hall, at the Gryffindor Table, eating his breakfast, while making some light conversation with a human-sized Dementor sitting next to him. Wait... Dementor? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Harry Potter has met a new friend who is ironically his new girlfriend. A half Dementor human hybrid by the name Boton... Wait… you expecting much more? Well… let's just say that we now know it is remotely possible for a Dementor to get pregnant… since our halfa Dementor/Human hybrid got preggers by Harry Potter.
A Radically Different Harry and Hermione
It was a house that was located in a small lot of land in Oxford. Lamarsh Road was where this house is located, close to a place called Maplin Electronics, but more or less across a short distance from the Oxonian Rewley Press. With some permits and a lot of spending, the young couple that lived in this house built their home here. It had a three car garage, connected to a single story house with a basement. The car parked up front was an imported sports car from the US. Currently on this bright summer noon of July 7, 2002, twenty two year old Harry Potter was currently lounging in the chair. For seventeen years, he and his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, have been together for a long time. Harry was made an orphan when his parents got murdered, and Hermione's parents shared the same fate. However when they discovered Hermione was left all the money her parents saved up, plus the rights for emancipation, Hermione left the orphanage with Harry, got him emancipated as well, and until they turned eighteen, had a guardian watching them until they were able to tend on their own.
Currently, Harry was wearing what one would call such a strange fashion of clothes, yet Harry liked them anyway. It consisted of a short top buttoned yellow t-shirt kept shut only by a short belt buckle, and a buttoned sea green undershirt that showed off a little bit of his toned lower stomach. The light blue denim jeans were of an American-brand, cargo designer shorts, and he was currently wearing his summer strapped sandals, made of brown leather material and durable for everyday wear. He also never gone anywhere without wearing this dark green bandana around his head, keeping his slightly long spiky locks of black hair from his face. On the front of the bandana was a yellow lightning bolt symbol. As he was currently reading his text book, a hand going to up to reposition a pair of reading glasses back into place, he felt a pair of arms wrap around him from behind. A warm smile filters to his face, before he looks up. A beautiful face, and hairs of honey brown curls descend his vision, and their lips lock briefly for a wonderful but short kiss.
"Honestly Harry... stay under the shade. You could get sunburn," Hermione told her boyfriend, as she moved to sit down next to him. She wore black biker shorts and a black and red plaid ruffled skirt. She wore a zipped up plum and cream mint colored hoodie with missing sleeves, and the undershirt was a baby pink tee. The sleeveless hoodie was half zipped, the lower half the pinkish green white, the tip half around the shoulders and the hood itself plum colored. On the right side was a skull and crossbones mark, yellow in color. She wore two colored pale blue and pink knee-high socks, and simple white sneakers.
Harry grinned, before pulling his girlfriend up onto his lap, his hands resting close to her rear. She giggles a bit. "Harry... we can't have sex out in the open. Remember when we got caught in the hot tub?"
"Can't it be a quick one?" he questioned. Hermione merely swats his chest playfully.
"Not outside, you pervert," was her response.
Both really loved their life right now. They had promising grades at the college they were in, and finding promising careers they wished to pursue. Both were much happier in this life instead of being a wizard and witch. Of course, they never knew they WERE magical... because both were what the hidden world of magic would call Squibs.