Chapter Six
Voldy Moldy drives in his limited edition barbie jeep in order to relieve himself of his thoughts. What was he to do? He had a child to come, and no one to help. Dory was obviously oblivious for she was running around with Marlin happily singing her song. She was a player, but Voldy liked that. She was so mysterious and so shiny with her blue-gills and big shiny eyes. Voldy was sure he had met his true love, but he was now left alone with a child on the way and no one to help him. “What sort of gossip girl crap is this,” he asked himself. Voldy felt his spine shiver as he went to the only place he could retrieve help. Voldy grasped the door with his pale knuckles as he looked at his swollen stomach. The door opened to reveal his old friend… Dumbledaddy. His beard was longer than the last time he had seen him, and his glasses were a different shade of brown. Voldy looked as his wrinkles bent as he furrowed his eyebrows. Voldy had forgotten how handsome he was. His cloak blowing in the gust of wind and his luscious hair flowing to his waist.
“I sensed your presence,” says dumbledaddy.
Voldy looked up as dumbledaddys eyes stared down at him. They were as blue and shiny as the ocean and they were powerful enough to make the gods cower.
“You need help… am I wrong,” asked dumbledaddy.
Voldy looked down shyly, “Yes… I know that I promised not to bother you but…”
Voldy looked at dumbledaddy as his once auburn hair shone a bright silver.
“Nonsense,” interrupted dumbledaddy. “Come right in… I will have Harry whip up a cup of joe for us.”
Dumbledaddy led Voldy into his small, modern house. The walls shone a bright white and the floors of tile were sparkling almost as bright as the sun. Voldy expected to see Harry potter making his coffee, but to his surprise it was Harry Styles.
“Oh my god,” screeched Voldy. “Harry Styles I am your biggest fan!”
“WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH,” sung Harry.
Dumbledaddy walked back into the room, his cloak following.
“I am Harry's mentor… he found out he was a wizard just the other day.”
Voldy already had ptsd from the last Harry, he could hardly handle another.
“So I sense you have a child on the way,” said Dumdaddy quietly.
Voldy looked at Harry Styles who was still singing his song while stirring the coffee.
“Yes,” mumbled Voldy. “That’s why I need your help… you see the mother is umm… a bit delusional to it all.”
Dumbledaddy scratched his beard, “Ah yes I have sensed this too. I have had much experience with this for the amount of children I mentor.”
Voldy looked up in shock, “What did you do with them?”
“I threw them in the chamber of secrets… You can Slytherin… if you would like.”
Voldy blushed as he looked at his old friend. Would it be possible to move on so quickly. Voldy knew he wanted to sneak into Dumbledaddy’s chamber of secrets. Dumbledaddy grasped Voldy's hand. Voldy felt as Dumbledaddy’s hand muscles coaxed his hand. Voldy attempted to keep his hand from dripping with sweat, but it was no use. Dumbledaddy leaned over and smelled Voldy’s feet. Voldy felt a smile forming, for this is a great sign of admiration.
“I would be honored,” answered Voldy Moldy.
Dumbledaddy grasped Voldy's waist as he pulled him closer and closer. The feeling of his muscles made Voldy light up with joy. It was to the point where Voldy could smell his coffee breath and see his stained teeth. Just then Harry Styles walks in and trips over the Dumbledaddy’s shoes. Of course he had to ruin the moment.
“WATERMELON SUGAR HIGHHHHHHHHH!”
Voldy rolled his eyes as he reached over to help him up. Just as Harry had grasped Voldy's hand, Voldy let go.
“SIKEE,” yelled Voldy.
“SURPRISE SHAWTY,” added Dumbledaddy.
Voldy continued to laugh with Dumbledaddy until the night turned cold and the baby was born.