zombie tag
Wednesday, March 15
12:03 pm
evan
barty
i think i gave u the wrong impression
barty
i dont use that many smiley faces
barty
and i dont want you to think im a liar whos building our conversations on lies
evan
oh shit you gave me a heart attack w that first text
evan
youre all good!!!
barty
yeah, i was a bit nervous
evan
i could tell😬
barty
oh so ur passive agressive…..
evan
sorry👎👎👎👎
barty
no ive just never been given someones number randomly like that!
evan
really???
barty
awwwwww!
evan
tbh ive never rlly done anything like that
evan
im just still sort of new to the area and want to meet ppl
barty
oh sick
barty
where’d you move from?
evan
a small town a few hours west of here
evan
i actually grew up here though
evan
or at least up until middle school
barty
wait
barty
did you go to north elementary.
evan
yeah……
barty
i think i remember you
barty
there was a kid named evan in my grade
evan
WAIT
evan
I THINK WE WERE IN 3RD GRADE TOGETHER
barty
MS SMITH?????
evan
YESSSSSSS
barty
thats wild omg
evan
i was rlly shy back then
evan
OMG WERENT YOU ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO WOULD PLAY ZOMBIE TAG AT RECESS
barty
YEAH!!!
evan
i used to want to play but was too scared to join👎😭
barty
omg no! those games were so intense though
evan
i would always be reading at recess and watch you guys and be like
evan
what is even going on
barty
appropriate reaction
evan
u guys looked like u were having fun though!
barty
oh totally
evan
this is so cool
barty
ikr
barty
seeing ppl u knew as a kid all grown up is wild
evan
real
barty
so whyd you move back?
evan
college
barty
hows it going for you so far?
evan
its ok
evan
im so tired though tbh
barty
ugh that sucks
evan
what about you?
barty
oh im taking a year off
barty
im living w my mom and working at her craft store
evan
you do not give me craft store employee vibes
barty
im a crafty guy evan
barty
knitting is very relaxing
barty
plus im the owners son😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
evan
oh my god
barty
5 mins from your grocery store!
barty
u can come visit me sometime ;)
barty
meet my mom :D
barty
#familybusiness #local business
evan
whats w the hashtags???
barty
trying something new😁😁😁
12:45 pm
dorcas
marlene
cas
marlene
cas
marlene
dorcas
dorcas
WHAT!!!!
marlene
i think my friend has a crush on your friend…….
dorcas
lmao who and who
marlene
james and regulus…..
dorcas
what😭😭
dorcas
i hate to ruin it for james but regulus complains about him and the others A LOT
marlene
i mean
marlene
he talks about him🥰
dorcas
um
dorcas
interesting logic
marlene
i talk about you
marlene
to my other friends
marlene
:)
dorcas
fuck off!!
marlene
:(
1:12 pm
Bestie 🥰👯♀️💕🤞 s
barty
none of u went to elementary school with me :(
pandora
what are you on
pandora
we met in 5th grade
barty
omg youre so right
barty
oops
barty
im so sorry
barty
so sorry
pandora
never forgiving you
pandora
thumbs down emoji
barty
ok let me rephrase
barty
sorry pandora
barty
none of you were in third grade with me
barty
during the zombie tag era
pandora
yeah ok i have no idea what that means
barty
but guess who was
barty
EVAN!!!
pandora
who???
pandora
oh wait
pandora
the guy who gave u his number
pandora
you were in 3rd grade together?
barty
yeah😁
barty
we bonded over it
barty
we werent ever super close
barty
like we barely talked
barty
he was rlly quiet
barty
but he was nice and i remember him!!!
pandora
thats rlly cool!
barty
where is everyone
dorcas
hi!!! srry i was trying to study :( :( :(
regulus
nowhere im here
dorcas
regulus
dorcas
are you sure
dorcas
i have inside information saying you are currently hanging out w ur brother and his friends
barty
LMAO REGGIE
pandora
you were litwrally complaining about them to me 3 hours ago
pandora
something about just dance????
pandora
idk i was still half asleep
regulus
um…
regulus
ok yeah
regulus
yeah i am 🙄🙄 i was peer pressured
regulus
and pizza sounded good
dorcas
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅!!!
barty
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅!!!!!!!!
regulus
ok but who told you😭
dorcas
marlene🥰🥰🥰
dorcas
james’ friend🥰🥰🥰🥰
dorcas
omg barty
dorcas
marlene went to north elementary
dorcas
just a year higher than you
dorcas
ask ur new bf if he knew her too
1:34 pm
evan
barty
ok
barty
weird question….
barty
do you remember a marlene mckinnon?
evan
LMAO
evan
yes….
barty
why lmao
barty
omg was she ur girlfriend🫣🫣🫣🫢🫢🫢
evan
??????????
evan
thats so fucking weird
evan
howd you know!???
barty
elementary school relationships are wild
barty
i thought you said you were shy😭😭
evan
our moms were friends
evan
also were both gay now :/
barty
are u still friends?
evan
yeah actually
barty
omg
barty
i think my friend has a crush on your friend…..
barty
does she ever mention a dorcas?
evan
yeah her highschool marching band friend?
barty
exactly
barty
LMAO NERDS
evan
marlene talks ab her all the time actually
barty
omg this is wild
barty
everyone is six degrees of separation from you or whatever
barty
ok i need to tell dorcas u know marlene!!
1:48
Bestie 🥰👯♀️💕🤞 s
barty
evan is like childhood friends w marlene😁😁😁
barty
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
barty
do u know what this means.
1:52
evan
barty
soo…
barty
do u maybe know a james potter????
friday, march 17
8:21 pm
marlene
dorcas
marlene
dorcas
marlene
dorcas
marlene mckinnon
marlene
thats my name
marlene
dont wear it out!!!
marlene
💗💗💗💕💕💕💕🥺💗💗🥺🥺🙄💕😍😍
dorcas
ignoring that
dorcas
pls study at panera w me tomorrow
dorcas
also we need to gossip
marlene
the evan barty stuff??
marlene
evan came into my work today
marlene
he was texting barty the whole time he was eating his pancakes
marlene
theyve known eachother like 2 days
dorcas
so unfair that they get a good “some random person gave me their number!!!!” experience
dorcas
this reminds me of capitalist dystopian hell hit tv show
dorcas
shark tank
marlene
um
marlene
and in what way is that exactly….
dorcas
well i mean they put in the effort to exchange numbers
dorcas
but they lucked out with finding someone compatible in the wild!
dorcas
i could give a million ppl my number
dorcas
and never find my true love
marlene
we’re texting rn, arent we???
dorcas
what
dorcas
oh
dorcas
Ha Ha
dorcas
ur soooo smooth mckinnon
marlene
🥰🥰🥰
marlene
yeah i know <3🥰🥰🥰🥰
marlene
im still not seeing the connection to shark tank
dorcas
oh just that all these ppl they work so hard making a product
dorcas
and then the sharks can just judge it
dorcas
and be like “oh maybe work harder”
dorcas
“we did u can too🥺🥺🥺”
dorcas
or at least u know, give off that vibe
dorcas
idk a youtube video essayist could explain it better
dorcas
but now evan and barty could just tell me
dorcas
“dorcas we found a person we like by giving out phone numbers u can too!!!”
marlene
ok i see ur point
marlene
are you currently hate watching shark tank or something?
dorcas
yes.
dorcas
its infiltrated my mind because i am reading back my messages i just sent and like…
dorcas
there is a connection but it isnt anything to write home about
marlene
IM GETTING IT NOW
marlene
I MAKE A SERVERS WAGE AT A COUNTER SERVICE RESTAURANT
marlene
I LOVE CONNECTING EVERY ANNOYING MONEY THING TO CAPITALISM
marlene
THERE IS ALWAYS A CONNECTION
dorcas
CAN YOU BELIEVE
dorcas
THESE PPL ARE GIVING THESE RICH PEOPLE CONTENT
dorcas
FOR THEIR HARD WORK TO BE CRITICIZED ON TV
dorcas
FOR A *CHANCE*
dorcas
AT GETTING A RICH BUSINESS PARTNER
dorcas
and some 💕💕exposure💕💕
dorcas
also i am a bit high
marlene
oh yeah me too