since when did you have such warm and fuzzy feelings about regulus black?
friday, march 17
9:14 am
evan: hey barty!
barty: hey!!
evan: I was wondering if you would want to go get coffee tomorrow?
barty: yes!
evan: ok awesome :)
9:16 am
Bestie 🥰👯♀️💕🤞 s
barty: EVAN AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE TOMORROW
barty: HE ASKED ME
barty: OH GOD I HOPE HE ISN’T UPSET THAT I DIDN’T ASK SOONER
pandora: WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!
pandora: no barty I doubt he’s thinking abt that
regulus: anxious barty moment
dorcas: anxious barty is like a representation of humanity
barty: what
barty: do you mean
barty: DORK ASSS
dorcas: ………
barty: ……………
pandora: I am happy for you barty!!
barty: thank you my only supportive friend ever
9:16 am
coolest friend group at north elementary
evan: you guys remember that guy I was talking about
evan: who I gave my number to
james: yes!
evan: we’re getting coffee
evan: ALSO!!
evan: we were in the same class in 3rd grade
evan: before I moved
marlene: wait
marlene: dorcas was talking about asking one of her friends to ask someone if they knew me
marlene: was that YOU??
evan: YES
evan: BARTY
marlene: bro that’s one of cas’ best friends😭😭
evan: wild.
evan: anyway
evan: he also asked if I knew james😭
evan: because he’s also best friends with regulus and so knows sirius and so of course he knows james
marlene: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
james: regulus?
evan: yes
james: regulus is actually so cool.
pete: regulus my REPLACEMENT
james: SORRY!!! AND HE IS NOT YOUR REPLACEMENT I LOVE YOU PETER
pete: I KNOW I AM JOKING JAMES
james: ok good.
pete: glad we settled this.
marlene: since when did you have such warm and fuzzy feelings about regulus black?
james: idk……..I’ve never not liked him
evan: oh he has definitely not liked you
james: FUCK.
james: FUCK.
james: FUCK.
evan: ok…….
9:24
marlene: sirius
marlene: you know the gc of me, pete, james, and our childhood friend evan
sirius: yes
sirius: ……
marlene: we were talking about regulus
sirius: ew
sirius: why
marlene: evan met this guy barty who knows regulus or something
sirius: GET HIM AWAY
sirius: PROTECT EVAN
marlene: damn
marlene: what did barty do to you
sirius: exist.
marlene: ok..
marlene: so when we were talking about regulus james got VERY interested
marlene: since when are they friends(/lovers?)
sirius: JESUS CHRIST
sirius: NEVER IMPLY THAT AGAIN
sirius: MARLENE
sirius: I AM GOING TO THROW UP
marlene: no I just didn’t realize that they didn’t hate each other anymore
sirius: james invited reg to lunch with us a couple days ago
sirius: it surprised me
sirius: it also surprised me that reg CAME
sirius: but recently I think they have been texting
marlene: I hate to gossip
sirius: sure..
marlene: but I think they are lovers
sirius: 2 SECONDS AGO
sirius: I SAID NOT TO SAY THAT
sirius: MARLENE MCKINNON
sirius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
marlene: I’M SORRY I NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THEM BC I FEEL CRAZY!!!!!
sirius: I can see your point….
marlene: no I can see why it would bother you
sirius: I mean
sirius: they’re grown adults
marlene: it wouldn’t bother you?
marlene: if they liked each other?
sirius: lowkey I think they are both too dumb to even realize that they are crushing on each other
sirius: IF THEY ARE WHICH I STILL DON’T THINK THEY ARE MAYBE THEY ARE JUST BECOMING FRIENDS
marlene: you really think they are that dumb?
sirius: you still don’t think that dorcas likes you back…
marlene: we’ve gone over this
marlene: I always flirt w her
marlene: but I think she always thinks that it’s a joke
sirius: but what if she doesn’t?
marlene: think it’s a joke?
sirius: yeah
marlene: don’t get my hopes up
sirius: you know I could always ask reg
sirius: I’m sure they talk about you
marlene: no it’s ok. I need to MAN UP
marlene: anyway I gtg to class. if you see anything interesting that is jegulus related let me know
sirius: never
sirius: say JEGULUS
sirius: again
sirius: jesus fucking christ
9:40
sirius: reggie
regulus: what
sirius: you know marlene?
regulus: dorcas’s friend?
sirius: yes
sirius: she thinks james has a crush on you or something
regulus: james who
sirius: JAMES POTTER
sirius: dumbass
sirius: only james we know?
regulus: why would she think that
sirius: idk she’s in a gc w him and you came up
regulus: I CAME UP????
sirius: something barty related
regulus: oh
regulus: barty’s new crush knows james peter and marlene I think
sirius: yeah that rings a bell
regulus: do not imply anything like that about james ever again
sirius: that’s what I told marlene!!!