44 degrees

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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44 degrees
Summary
regulusare you drunk rn???bartyno i just turrnwd off my auto corrextreguluswhy.bartyi refuse to let apple conteol how i tupe
Note
this is my textfic magnum opus from march 2023 that I just found in my google docs this morning. I thought it was funny. rosekiller textfics are top tier but there are still not enough! pls enjoy. no clue if I will ever add to this. if I do I will fix the formatting I promise <3
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just dance

Tuesday, March 14

7:32 pm

 

coolest friendgroup at north elementary

 

evan

screenshot

 

evan

thoughts

 

marlene

weird typo

 

marlene

the quotation marks

 

peter

copy and paste vibes????

 

evan

you guys are so judgemental

 

james

he seems nice 

 

james 

who is he?

 

evan

he bought a popsicle and i gave him my number

 

marlene

U DID WHAT????

 

marlene

SHY BABY EVAN????

 

evan

never call me that again???? 

 

marlene

sorry im just shocked

 

evan

im trying to be outgoing and cool and stuff

 

evan

so i wrote my number on the receipt

 

peter

but its cold out today😭😭

 

james

❄️❄️❄️

 

evan

what are you on about???

 

peter

the popsicle

 

evan

ohh

 

evan

not really it was sunny then!!!

 

marlene

aww!! ur already defending him

 

evan

i know nothing about him actually

 

evan

but he seemed cool irl today

 

evan 

and itd be nice to go on a date

 

marlene

yeah youve been having a rough time in that regard lately😬😬😬

 

evan

rude

 

james

100% get coffee w him

 

evan

:) :) :)

 

 

Wednesday, March 15

11:03 am

 

sirius

 

regulus

pls stop playing fucking just dance

 

regulus

pls

 

regulus

it is 11 am




11:05 am

 

james

 

regulus

JAMES

 

regulus

pls stop w the just dance

 

regulus

get some lunch or something




11:08 am

 

remus

 

regulus

you are my last hope

 

regulus

pls tell those idiots to stop with the just dance

 

regulus

it has been an hour

 

regulus

i wouldnt text you but this is getting out of hand

 

regulus

and i already texted them!!!

 

remus

no worries actually thanks for texting

 

remus

i have been trying to come up with a reason to get them to stop 

 

remus

ok theyre finishing this last song

 

remus 

and then we’re free

 

regulus

thank god!!!!!!

 

remus

🙏🙏🙏




11:12 am

 

regulus

 

james

sorry! didnt see this😁😁

 

regulus

👎👎👎

 

james

i was too busy becoming the next dance moms star

 

regulus

is that show even still on???

 

james

idk tbh

 

james

i feel like from a moral standpoint

 

james

it rlly shouldnt be

 

james

but it shaped me in middle school

 

regulus

of course it did

 

james

!!!!!

 

james

anywya

 

james

i wanted to see if you wanted to get pizza w us? were leaving in like 20

 

regulus

idk

 

regulus

i might need some time alone

 

regulus 

time where i dont have to hear ymca

 

regulus

out of ALL the tracks on just dance 2014

 

regulus

ymca??????

 

james

dont question it

 

james

it just felt right for the moment

 

james

if i dont play or sing ymca will you come get lunch with us

 

regulus

you left out not doing the dance….

 

james

shit

 

james

thought u wouldnt notice!!

 

james

ok no dancing

 

james

but…. you know if you suddenly feel inclined…. its an easy rule to amend…..

 

regulus

ignoring that

 

regulus

see u in 15




12:02 pm

 

💪marauders era💪

 

sirius

i cannot believe u james

 

sirius 

ur letting my brother crash our special best friend time

 

peter

special best friend time.... 😬😬😬

 

sirius

ok mr “i have to go to brunch w my mom!!!”

 

sirius

we’d love for you to be here! (wait that sounds so passive agressive. it is not meant to be. we love you)

 

sirius

my brother on the other hand…

 

sirius

pete u wont believe this

 

sirius

JAMES ASKED HIM TO COME

 

james

u bore me :/ 

 

sirius

i feel so attacked rn

 

sirius

i thought the just dance brought us closer together

 

remus

the just dance is why i personally do not have a problem with regulus being here 

 

remus

he gave me the courage to tell you guys to turn off the wii

 

james

sirius

 

james 

id say if you wanted to bother regulus you could sing ymca

 

james

and of course dance along

 

james

but i swore to him i would not :(




12:15 pm

 

regulus

 

james

half the reason i asked you to come with us was to get a second opinion

 

regulus

on what?

 

james

remus and sirius

 

james

i think theyre in love

 

regulus

old news

 

james

well

 

james

do u wanna parent trap them?

 

regulus

i think theyll figure it out any day now

 

james

true

 

james

but if its not true u have to be my lindsay lohan clone

 

regulus

glad thats settled

 

regulus

and the other half?

 

james

huh?

 

regulus

you said that was just half the reason you asked me to come

 

james

oh yeah! 

 

james

idk

 

james

to make lunch more interesting?

 

regulus

for the record im happy i came

 

james

thats the best compliment from you ive ever recieved

 

regulus

yeah yeah

 

regulus

pizza is so fucking good

 

regulus

also annoying my brother😁

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