Ronald Weasely Goes to Summer Camp
Chapter 6: Ronald Weasley Goes to Summer Camp
One day in June [AN: I didnt to say october last time I was like half asleep when I wrote that ans I forgot about the date it was lolll sorry] he didnt have anywhere to go.
‘I dont have anywhere to go.’ He said.
So he got out his samsung and looked up ‘what do I do in summer.’
After an hour, he found a Wikipedia that said ‘you should go to summer camp and learn woodworking.’
‘Ok’ he said ‘I will go to summer camp and learn woodworking.’
So he packed his bags with a toothbrush his I <3 [AN: but its actually a heart remember?] Crab shirt his ‘Woodworking for Dummies 101’ book and 12 tons of magic lumber and left to camp.
At camp he went to his cabin and put down his stuff but he had to hide the magic lumber because everyone else was a muggle and magic lumber is magical so……
And so he spent 2 weeks at summer camp and learned how to woodwork while using his ‘Woodworking for Dummies 101’ book [AM: I dont know if this book exists but I invented it at least in this story so again please dont use it without asking].
Also the camp was full of mosquitos and they all bit all the campers and it sucked [AN: get it? Sucked?? Lollllllllll]. And so everyone was covered in mosquito bites.
On the final night they had a big campfire and he accidentally through some magic lumber in the fire and it exploded and everyone in the camp died except for him.
Also he had hot gay sex with harry potter in the camp he was also there I forgot to mention.
Then he went home.