Ronald Weasley Dies of Malaria
Chapter 7: Ronald Weasley Dies of Malaria
One day after summer it was cloudy. He felt really sick. Oh no! He had caught malaria from all the mosquitos at summer camp and so had everyone else except they all died in the fire.
So he went to the hospital and there was a familiar face who was the nurse/doctor.
‘Hermione??’ He said.
‘No Im Susan.’ She said.
‘How are you here?’
‘I finally graduated from med school and got my degree Gymboree was only a part time job now Im a real nurse/doctor.’
‘Wow thats really cool but I have malaria and its really bad.’
‘Yeah I know well do everything we can to make sure youre cured.’
Then one night he woke up in a cold sweat. From behind a curtain walked out Dumbledore and said ‘Ronald you have sinned against the wizarding world.’
‘What did I do???????????????’ He asked.
‘You used magic in front of muggles and also committed mass murder through magic lumber which you know is illegal for anyone to buy or use except magic carpenters.’
‘Nooooo it was an accident.’ He said.
‘Well too bad Ronald I dont care and youre gonna die one way or another.’
‘Whaaaaaaat?’ He said.
Then Dumbledore left under the shadowy cloak of darkness.
A couple days later he woke up in a cold sweat. From out from behind a curtain came Voldemort [AN: Voldemort was already defeated by harry potter in this so thats why harry potter is famous and also Voldemort was turned good by being defeated and so he works with Dumbledore now] and Voldemort said ‘Ronald Weasley I have heard of your sins.’
And he was scared because Voldemort has no nose and looks really weird especially at night [AN: which is why hes single lolll] and Voldemort cast avadakadabra but Ron dodged and punched him in the face and KOed him.
But now he is a fugitive and he is on the run from the law but he has malaria so he goes really slow. Since hes a fugitive he has too sleep in the woods and cant get any medical treatment so his malaria keeps getting worse until eventually he cant move.
One night he wakes up in a cold sweat and sees Tom Ridle walks out from behind a tree [AN: this is just a hallucination Tom Ridle would never associate with a gross fugitive and also is still working at the Lumberyard so hes not there].
‘Youre so gross.’ He says.
‘Noooo Im sorry youre so hot I dont deserve you Im so sorry for what I did I didnt mean to hurt anyone I just wanted to do woodworking.’
‘Too bad youre just a gross fugitive now and you probably always were.’ And then he disappeared under the covers of the night.
Then a week later Ronald Weasley died of malaria.
The end.