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how to ride a dick 101 with thanos

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junhee: GUYS

 

semi: what is it?

 

minsu: ofc you were first to answer

 

semi: minsu WATCH WHEN I CATCH YOU.

 

myunggi: what is it jun?

 

daeho: jun??

 

junhee: you got a problem with my nickname.

 

daeho: no!

 

junhee: ANYWHOOO

 

junhee: I SAW MR.GIHUN AND INHO TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS.

 

sangwoo: woah now I’m invested by you youngins 

 

junho: MY BROTHER INHO?

 

junhee: YES!!

 

saebyeok: jiyeong you owe me now.

 

jiyeong: for fucksakes.

 

sangwoo: you guys betted on them?

 

saebyeok: easy money 

 

junho: smartest things sae has ever done this is a rare sighting

 

saebyeok: junho you cannot be speaking.

 

myunggi: that’s very mean..

 

saebyeok: oh you blessed soul

 

junho: thank you myu

 

jiyeong: have you two been fucking?

 

junho: WHAT.

 

daeho: without me?

 

DAEHO HAS EDITED A MESSAGE

 

daeho: woah what the freak.

 

junhee: you need to stop daeho.

 

thanos: WOAH WHAT THE GAY‼️‼️

 

semi: aren’t you??

 

thanos: shut up lesbian

 

junhee: why are u hating on the lesbians.

 

thanos: it’s ok if you want semi bad.

 

gihun: hey guys what’d I miss!!

 

junhee: not inhos hand 

 

inho: junhee how do you know about that.

 

minsu: scroll up

 

semi: scroll up

 

junho: scroll up

 

gihun: JUNHEE YOU DID NOT NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT.

 

sangwoo: so like yall got something to tell us

 

ali: yes mr.gihun i would like to know what’s going on 

 

junho: yeah inho, mind telling us dear brother?

 

inho: nothing has happened, i trust you.

 

gihun: yeah guys we’re just friends

 

namgyu: ong that’s what they all say

 

daeho: i know gays when i see them.

 

minsu: yeah yu can’t hid the gayness from us.

 

youngmi: what the sigma🤟🏻

 

youngmi: this is not skibidi it’s very gay in here

 

junhee: youngmi we need to stop this brainrot please.

 

gyeongsu: yo i know I’m late but that shit is not casual 🤣🤣

 

sangwoo: when did he get back in here

 

 

jiyeong: ugh I hate homosexuals.

 

gihun: ME AND INHO ARE NOT DATING! THAT IS FINAL.

 

thanos: woah the old man is getting angy

 

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junhee: GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL I SEE SOMETHING NEW

 

gihun: why do you always see stuff. keep your eyes somewhere else junhee.

 

semi: what’s up jun?

 

minsu: ts is not casual semi

 

semi: ok bro do you wanna get blocked again

 

minsu: 😞

 

thanos: yo what’s up with it junhee ‼️‼️

 

junhee: okay so basically, it’s lunch time right! and we know how junho has previously mentioned that myunggi eats in the library?

 

jiyeong: yu are so slow when it comes to explaining

 

semi: stop saying you in ganglish brother

 

jiyeong: why yu hatin 

 

saebyeok: jiyeong enough.

 

jiyeong: okay

 

junhee: OKAY LET ME CONTINUE MY STORY BASICALLY IM JUST GOING TO MEET MY GOOD FRIEND MYUNGGI

 

junhee: AND YKW I SEE

 

minsu: what does bro see??

 

thanos: will we find out?

 

youngmi: i fear we never will

 

myunggi: KIM FREAKING JUNHEE DONT YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD.

 

junhee: WHAT ARE YOU MAD I CAUGHT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIENDS??

 

gihun: IM VERY INVESTED JUNHEE KEEP THE STORY GOING.

 

junhee: OKAY BEFORE HE KILLS ME BASICALLY I SEE DAEHO MYU AND JUNHO ALL EATING LUNCH TOGETHER AND THE TWO DAEHO AND JUNHO ARE BASICALLY FEEDING HIS LUNCH TO HIM!!

 

myunggi: IM GONNA KILL YOU.

 

 

junhee: SEMI HELP.

 

semi: otw!

 

minsu: FEEDING is wild. @daeho @junho

 

daeho: minsu. don’t even start with me.

 

namgyu: “Here comes the airplane!!” Is that what happened

 

junho: TS DID NOT HAPPEN.

 

junho: HE WASN'T EATING BC HE WAS TOO BUSYING STUDYING

 

daeho: YEAH SO WE JUST FED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT GONNA DO IT HIMSELF.

 

thanos: ngl hoes that’s very gay of you‼️‼️

 

daeho: @minsu come get ya manz.

 

minsu: NOT MY MAN.

 

jiyeong: UGH so many gay people. where are the scissor sisters

 

saebyeok: NEVER say that again jiyeong.

 

jiyeong: I’m sowwy 🥺🥺

 

saebyeok: yeah I’m gonna break into your house now

 

jiyeong: oh nooo..

 

gyeongsu: there’s so many queers

 

gyeongsu: so many dick riders..

 

thanos: ya just mad you don’t know how to ride a dick on my momma 🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️💔💔

 

namgyu: thanos, yaknow i love you man but that’s not a flex

 

youngmi: where are my skibid slicers guys??

 

gyeongsu: dawg nobody knows where ya skibid slicers are at, and thanos if I don’t know how bout ya teach me

 

thanos: okay this is how to ride a dick 101 with thanos💜

 

minsu: with MY emoji AGAIN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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