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boys are so UGHHH

youngmi: boys are so ugh!

 

junhee: they don’t understand the way we are

 

semi: boys are so UGH!

 

saebyeok: sometimes they take the jokes to far

( boys are so ugh)

 

jiyeong: they act crazy to impress there friends

 

youngmi: boys are so UGHHH!!

 

thanos: this is NOT true

 

namgyu: notice how it was all girl kissers singing it

 

gihun: wait, why are the girls in here ALL girl kissers ( beside you youngmi and hyungju )

 

youngmi: 😁

 

semi: bcuz you only know girl kissers??

 

junhee: yeah like maybe uhm get straight friends since you don’t like us

 

saebyeok: yeah facts what happened old man

 

junho: old man is WILDD 

 

gihun: SHUT UP JUNHO OR ILL GET YOUR MOTHER ON YA

 

junho: 😰

 

jiyeong: yo shit got clocked lmao 

 

thanos: not ya being scared of ya mama 

 

semi: mamas boy??

 

junho: stop discussing my relationship between my mother and I 

 

daeho: It’s cute that you love your mother

 

myunggi: yeah! the best thing you can have is a mothers love

 

junhee: hey so can we stop being gay!!

 

inho: if u guys keep texting istg i'm gonna go to all of your houses and bomb you GET YOUR ASSES CLASS STOP WANDERING IN THE HALLWAY TEXTING BUMPED INTO LIKE ALL OF U GUYS TEN TIMES.

 

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sangwoo: so why does thanos have detention

 

semi: hello? he told you he has detention

 

gyeongsu: since when do u two talk

 

sangwoo: i do NOT talk to that kid

 

minsu: thanos has WHAT NOW

 

namgyu: detention, can you read or are you illiterate??

 

minsu: do you go around telling people you’ll suck their dick because you're homo or is it because you're a whore??

 

junhee: LMFAOO CLOCKEDDD

 

semi: they grow up so fast🤍

 

youngmi: normalize explaining why sangwoo was talking to thanos

 

sangwoo: okay so basically i was otw to the bathroom as a man does bc if u have to piss you have to piss

 

myunggi: real, also why do ppl interrupt me while i midpiss

 

jiyeong: dawg what do they stroke it midpiss 

 

minsu: I WANNA HEAR THIS STORY SANGWOO GO

 

sangwoo: OKAY anyway, while I was walking I saw Thanos sitting on the floor with a slip. my full intent was too ignore him but he saw me and said “HEY OLD MAN NUMBER 2 I GOT FUCKING DETENTION CAN U BELIEVE THIS!!!”

 

saebyeok: what’s up with you gi-hun getting called old man

 

gihun: I'm not even that old.. 

 

minsu: so does ANYONE know what happened to thanos 

 

junho: yeah, he’s in my ela class

 

minsu: SOO???

 

junho: Basically, some random kid, Jin, I think?

 

junho: thanos and him were arguing because thanos said “miss! I don't understand this!” and Jin said “ofc you don’t” 

 

junho: and then Jin said “shut the fuck up, also whose that little bitchboy you always walk around with, acting all lovey dovey with? what are you a fag?”

 

junho: then, thanos BITCHSLAPS HIM and punches him repeatedly right after. It was HILARIOUS.

 

youngmi: we need more people in the world who explain like junho

 

sangwoo: rude??

 

minsu: wait was he talking about me?..

 

junho: uhm I think so

 

namgyu: I’m surprised he isn’t suspended

 

saebyeok: he’ll prolly get ISS ( in school suspension ) 

 

jiyeong: yeah one time sae pulled that shit and she got ISS

 

gihun: ngl that’s crazy imo 

 

myunggi: hey so… junho… you got a video?

 

JUNHO HAS SENT ONE ATTACHMENT 

 

myunggi: OH MY GOD??

 

youngmi: that man was BLEEDING

 

daeho: jaw DROPPED

 

inho: he got defensive mad fast 

 

minsu: is that guy okay?..

 

junho: he immediately went to the nurse so I don’t think so

 

minsu: oh my gosh 

 

thanos: bro guys I got detention 

 

gyeongsu: dingbat scroll up

 

thanos: mk

 

thanos: oh shit I beat the shit out of that guy

 

saebyeok: so you getting ISS or what

 

thanos: mane idek 

 

minsu: txt me privately rq

 

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thanos: yes minsu?

 

minsu: was he talking about me 

 

thanos: yea.

 

minsu: oh.

 

thanos: it’s okay I beat the shit out of him! you don’t have to worry my boy 

 

minsu: yh ig

 

thanos: minsu.

 

thanos: don’t let him get too you, he’s just a bitch. he’s mad bc I clocked the shit out of him.

 

minsu: okay i won't 

 

thanos: okay you better not, now let’s go back to the gc mkay?

 

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junho: PINEAPPLE DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA

 

youngsik: YES IT DOES HAVE U EVER TRIED IT

 

junho: NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL.

 

jiyeong: that’s DISGUSTING YOUNGSIK.

 

thanos: yeah ngl that’s the most diabolical thing i ever heard ‼️‼️‼️

 

semi: that’s a lie

 

thanos: 🤣 die in a fire

 

daeho: pineapple on pizza ain’t even that bad 

 

junho: dae your so sweet but pls don’t say that shit ever again🤍

 

daeho: *eye rolls*

 

junhee: why are we roleplaying now?

 

daeho: why ya hatin

 

myunggi: ong mama a girl behind me

 

junhee: where are you..?

 

myunggi: IM AT A CAFE AND THERE'S WEIRD PEOPLE STARING AT ME 

 

junho: what cafe

 

myunggi: the one down the street from your house 

 

inho: why do you know where we live.

 

daeho: hey i do too! and I’m otw to the cafe

 

youngmi: alphas going to protect their sigmas

 

minsu: yes youngmi i support this💜

 

thanos: ong youngmis brain is fully rotted‼️‼️💜💜

 

minsu: USE YOUR OWN EMOJIS.

 

semi: mama an emoji behind YOU💜

 

junhee: mama dat BURN💜

 

minsu: ENOUGHHH

 

myunggi: okay guys so junho and daeho might’ve cussed out the guys looking at me but it’s okay cuz we’re going to the park now

 

jiyeong: in this COLD?

 

inho: junho get home by dinner before mom beats yo ass

 

junho: hey so wanna give me a 30 minute heads up before dinner, to go back?

 

inho: why should i

 

junho: uhm because i kept your secret last time when you snuck out to see gihun 

 

gihun: THIS DID NOT HAPPEN

 

junho: why are you guys so closeted

 

inho: i will junho AND STOP SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION

 

sangwoo: that information is most DEFINITELY true.

 

Ali: yeah mr you guys don’t need to hid it

 

saebyeok: even got Ali saying it🙏

 

minsu: frfr

 

thanos: hey minsu.. you wanna yk.. walk down the street to my house?

 

minsu: On The Way!

 

jiyeong: HELO THE AUTOCORRECT IS KILLING ME

 

minsu: SHUT UP

 

junhee: wait.. SINCE WHEN HAVE U GUYS LIVED DOWN THE STREET FROM EACH OTHER

 

minsu: we’ve always have it’s just we've never 

met till like now..

 

myunggi: JUNHO JUST FELL OF FHE SWINHS HELP

 

MYUNGGI HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT

 

daeho: STOP BC WHY DID HE FALL BACKWARDS

 

saebyeok: HELLO?? AND HE FELL ON HIS HEAD

 

junho: THIS WAS NOT THAT FUNNY ONG

 

thanos: STOP BC THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY😂😂

 

semi: ruined it with the emoji 

 

thanos: 🖕

 

youngmi: can u ask minsu if we can play Fortnite tg tmrw 🥹🥹

 

thanos: he’s sleeping

 

THANOS HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT 

 

junhee: STAWP HES SO CUTE

 

semi: I CAN'T SEE IT

 

youngmi: ITS MINSU LAYING AND CUDDLING NEXT TO THANOS SLEEPING

 

semi: OH MY GOSH?? 

 

thanos: ladies ladies calm down 😇

 

semi: ok die you ruined it

 

namgyu: are you guys touching tips

 

junho: opened the group chat for one second to see this.

 

thanos: namsu you did NOT need to say that

 

namgyu: namsu** and i can do what i want if you want me to prevent you from having ISS

 

saebyeok: wait how you preventing it

 

jiyeong: she wants to know for next time

 

saebyeok: die??

 

semi: as minsu said he’s gonna suck the principals dick 

 

namgyu: 😒

 

saebyeok: ong if i get I might get ISS do that for me

 

namgyu: wtv 

 

Inho: @junho COME HOME NOW MOM IS TRYNA CHECK YOUR ROOM 

 

junho: SHIT OTW 

 

myunggi: he’s leaving me and dae💔

 

junho: would u rather me get grounded 

 

daeho: no sir 😞

 

youngmi: ugh i hate gays

 

youngsik: youngmi stating FACTS 🗣️🗣️

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