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keeping a gc is hard, but thanos is harder

 

gi-hun has entered the chat 

 

gi-hun: sangwoo

 

gi-hun: sangwoo

 

gi-hun: sangwoo

 

gi-hun: sangwoo

 

gi-hun: SANG FREAKING WOO

 

sangwoo: what.

 

gi-hun: finally you answered

 

gi-hun: anygayyy 

 

gi-hun: ANYWAY** NOT GAY.

 

sangwoo: yeah bc you totally meant to say anyway

 

gi-hun: uhm die?

 

sangwoo: gladly

 

gi-hun: anyWAY we should make a gc with all of our friends!

 

sangwoo: whose we?

 

gi-hun: are you saying you don’t have friends?

 

sangwoo: . 

 

sangwoo: just keep going on with this idea.

 

gi-hun: okay so like yk how I have a bunch of sophomores juniors and seniors numberss??

 

sangwoo: weird, you have sophomores numbers but uhm sure?

 

gi-hun: IT IS NOT WEIRD

 

gi-hun: and like guys life has lowk been boring so we should totally do that right!

 

sangwoo: yeah bro I’m not agreeing with you on this one🙏

 

gi-hun: ali will be in the gc!!

 

sangwoo: ok, do it.

 

gi-hun: heh gets him every time 😈 

 

 

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gi-hun added 10+ contacts 

 

gi-hun: hey yalllll!!

 

in-ho: gi-hun what is this..

 

jung-bae: wtf..?

 

jung-bae: gi-hun are you not taking your meds again.

 

gi-hun: I DONT HAVE MEDS

 

gi-hun: and in-ho it’s a gc !

 

jun-ho: crazy you know what a gc is.

 

junhee: CLOCKED.

 

sangwoo: not you getting your shit clocked and you started this 😂

 

gi-hun: ok bro.

 

se-mi: wtf is this

 

sae-byeok: old man sir made a gc idk why

 

gi-hun: HELLO??

 

jiyeong: blud keeps getting clocked

 

sangwoo: THERE IS WAY TOO MANY SOPHOMORES IN HERE.

 

sangwoo: GIHUN WHAT THE PEDOPHILE ARE U DOING.

 

gi-hun: IM NOT DOING ANYTHING? I JUST KNOW A LOT OF SOPHOMORES. 

 

thanos: what’s up my friends 🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️

 

semi: oh nah why are you here.

 

namgyu: why yu hating on my boy 

 

semi: what the dick riding. 

 

sangwoo: gihun, who is in this gc.

 

gi-hun: I’ll list all of them, let me cook!

 

jun-ho: your shits burning

 

gi-hun: die.

 

gi-hun: so basically the seniors in here are, sangwoo, ali, inho, and jungbae. the juniors are junho, youngsik, saebyeok, and jiyeong. and then the sophomores ( there’s a lot ) so there’s junhee, daeho, myunggi, minsu, semi, thanos, namgyu, hyungju, and gyeongsu. and then there’s the freshman… youngmi..

 

sangwoo: why is there a freshman in here.

 

gi-hun: IDK OK.

 

gi-hun: @everybody DO A INTRODUCTION

 

gi-hun: you all know me but my names gi-hun I’m 19 and I’m gay!

 

sangwoo: why are we saying sexuality’s 

 

junhee: is bro homophobic?

 

junhee: anywhoo my names junhee, im 16 and I’m bisexual!

 

myunggi: junhee??

 

junhee: oh hey dude!

 

jiyeong: im noisy why did he say junhee in a shocked way

 

junhee: we’re exes

 

myunggi: we’re exes

 

daeho: oh?

 

junho: oh??

 

saebyeok: the way they both said oh irks something in me

 

junho: oh shut it.

 

jiyeong: alright break it up

 

jiyeong: it’s your favorite jiyeong I’m 17 and I LIKE GIRLS.

 

saebyeok: ayy lesbian gang

 

saebyeok: my name is saebyeok I’m 17 and I also perchance like girls.

 

semi: my name is semi, 16, im a lesbian.

 

minsu: lesbianass 

 

semi: do you wanna go.

 

junho: my name is junho, I’m 17 and I’m pansexual.

 

junhee: ofc you like them all

 

junho: excuse me.

 

inho: she clocked u

 

junho: DAWG aren’t you unc irl??

 

thanos: GANG ITS THE LEGEND THANOS, IM 17, AND IM BISEXUAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

 

minsu: aren’t you that guy who yelled in the hallway “I JUST CAME ALL OVER THE LOCKERS”

 

thanos: do I look like I know.

 

minsu: uhm anyway in minsu, I’m 16, and I’m gay.

 

thanos: can I be in you

 

thanos: yu tryna link my boy

 

semi: don’t even.

 

thanos: 😔

 

namgyu: ITS YOUR FAVORITE NAMGYU, IM 16, AND IM AS STRAIGHT AS A PENCILLL!

 

jiyeong: why u stealing my shit 

 

namgyu: well why u lyin in yo shit

 

daeho: anywhoo!! my name is daeho, I’m 17, and I’m gay

 

gi-hun: so many gays im so proud.

 

ali: hi guys! I just got back from the library!

 

sangwoo: hii ali!

 

ali: hello mr.sangwoo 

 

gi-hu: MY ANGEL HES HERE

 

ali: hai mr.gihun!

 

ali: what is this if I may ask?

 

gyeongsu: it’s a gc dipshit

 

SANGWOO HAS KICKED GYEONGSU OUT OF THE GC

 

sangwoo: it’s a gc ali

 

ali: okiee!!

 

myunggi: are we still doing introductions?

 

gi-hun: yup! speaking of @everyone DO YOUR INTRODUCTIONS PLEASE.

 

myunggi: okay well my name is myunggi, I’m 17, and I’m bisexual.

 

junho: don’t you eat lunch in the library?

 

myunggi: yeah most of the times to get my work done!

 

junho: ahh your cute.

 

JUNHO HAS EDITED A MESSAGE

 

junho: ahh that’s cute

 

inho: brother what.

 

saebyeok: junho you are NOT slick

 

daeho: junho your so real for that.

 

DAEHO HAS EDITED A MESSAGE

 

daeho: junho that’s very innapporiate.

 

junhee: DAE YOU TOO??

 

daeho: what i DO 💜

 

minsu: this is very gay..

 

gi-hun: whoever didn’t do there introduction I will find you. IM LOOKING AT U SENIORS FRESHMAN YOUNGSIK AND HYUNGJU.

 

sangwoo: my name is sangwoo, I’m 19, and I’m gay. 

 

sangwoo: NOW WILL U SHUT UP.

 

gi-hun: no not everyone has done it.

 

inho: inho, 19, bisexual

 

inho: does that make you happy gi-hun?

 

gi-hun: yes thank u inhooo!

 

sangwoo: oh ok but when i say something like that

 

gi-hun: DIE??

 

ali: my name is ali, I’m 18, and I’m gay!!

 

SANGWOO HAS HEARTED A MESSAGE

 

gi-hun: oh but when I do something like that

 

sangwoo: enough.

 

Youngmi: hii, Im youngmi, im 15, and I’m unlabeled!

 

thanos: HOLY FRESHMAN‼️‼️‼️

 

minsu: do you always talk in caps with that emoji?

 

thanos: idk pretty do you think i do?

 

semi: thanos watch when i catch you in study hall.

 

thanos: try me girl kisser.

 

namgyu: semi you will not be able to touch thanos oms 

 

semi: oh shut up dick rider are you currently bouncing on a dildo pretending it was thanos dick??

 

jiyeong: CLOCKEEDDD

 

junhee: CLOCKED HIS TEAA

 

minsu: oh mama ATE 💜

 

thanos: dtf??

 

minsu: DAWG I JUST MET YOU TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST 💜

 

thanos: oh so your willing too??

 

minsu: .

 

hyunju: uhm anyway my name is hyungju, I’m 17, and I’m trans and straight!

 

youngmi: unnie?

 

hyunju: oh, hi youngmi!!

 

hyungju: wait, WHY ARE U IN THIS.

 

gi-hun: because youngmi is my queen don’t hate.

 

youngsik: my name is youngsik, I’m 17, and I’m straight as a ruler

 

jiyeong: do you speak American.

 

youngsik: what.?

 

jungbae: my name is jungbae, I’m 19, and I’m straight.

 

gi-hun: FINALLY EVERYBODY INTRODUCED THEMSELVES. 

 

gi-hun: wait.

 

GIHUN HAS ADDED GYEONGSU 

 

gi-hun: introduced yourself

 

gyeongsu: my name is gyeongsu I’m the coolest out of the cool and I’m 16, I like boys 

 

thanos: GAY!

 

junhee: aren’t you..?

 

thanos: we know you like semi.

 

junhee: I DONT EVEN KNOW HER SHUT IT PURPLE.

 

minsu: you guys know each other?

 

junhee: sadly.

 

minsu: how may I ask..

 

myunggi: me.

 

junhee: yeah him.

 

minsu: what did u do.

 

thanos: yo im just a chill guy, we’ve been friends since middle school.

 

myunggi: if bullying me in 7th grade is consider friends then ig?

 

daeho: thanos your a bully?

 

thanos: TS IS NOT TRUE. I TOOK ONE OF HIS FOOD FROM HIS LUNCHBOX AND WE HAD A FOOD FIGHT CUZ THIS BIGGIE GOT MAD.

 

junho: you never touch a man’s food

 

daeho: yeah facts

 

thanos: myunggi why do you already have fanboys

 

myunggi: excuse me?

 

daeho: WE ARE NOT FANBOYS

 

junho: can’t me and my good friend daeho just respect a guy.

 

daeho: yeah fr what the pretty guy said

 

DAEHO HAS EDITED A MESSAGE 

 

daeho: yeah fr what he said

 

junhee: what’s up with them editing there messages so slow

 

daeho: that was FAST actually.

 

junho: yeah no i saw that

 

daeho: oh.

 

jiyeong: bro your so slow

 

thanos: keeping a gc is hard, but I’m harder💜

 

minsu: with MY emoji.

 

 

 

 

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