Hot new roomie
I threw open the door to the common room. My feet flew behind me across the cold stones. Jesus Christ, WHO IS SHE??? WHY ME?? and WHAT THE HELL IS HER DEAL!!??? I pushed past the first years struggling to remember the password to get inside. I need to clear my head.
“CRABBE!!!!? GOYLE!!!!???”
Two coarse heads of hair came bobbing towards me, I had noticed them follow me out of the common room earlier
“Do you know anything about a girl named y/n?” We walked towards the library
“No? But that’s a really sexy name” Crabbe answers spitting out every word. God I hate these two.
“It sounds… vaguely familiar…” muttered Goyle. “Like, I knew her, in.. another life? Or something, I mean, it’s stupid…” His speech trailed off and he looked humiliated.
“You idiot, that's the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard from you, and that’s really saying something.”. I rolled my eyes. “WELL, she snuck into our dorm and I’m on my way to report her to the headmaster”
As we approached Dumbledoor’s office I overheard some Hufflepuffs that were walking by,
“Did you hear about that new hot, sexy Slytherin girl?”
“Yeah I think her name was y/n?”
“She transferred from Beauxbatons”
Now THIS was news to me. The only thing I had gathered from our fortunately brief interaction was that she wasn’t from anywhere I had heard of. SHE WASNT EVEN FRENCH FOR CHRISTS SAKE. WHAT was happening. As I was knocking on the entrance to Dumbledore's office the door opened and y/n tripped through the threshold
“Congratulations y/n, on getting 1500% on your entrance exam” Dumbledore's voice called through the closing door.
“WOW, omg, omg you’re so hot what’s your name?” Crabbe stumbled towards her
“I’m y/n” she looked repulsive as ever “The new girl” she blew a kiss at me. Goyle was drooling. DROOLING.
“Headmaster Dumbledore. Just the man I wanted to see.” I strutted confidently to him. “Just a few minutes ago, that girl broke into my dorm and harassed me. I EXPECT you to do something about this, or I promise, I will get my father involved.”
Dumbledore looked puzzled.
“Mr. Malfoy, I’m glad you got introduced to y/n!” Dumbledore grinned. “I’m sure you’ll be fantastic roommates!”
“Ah- Hold on sir. Did I hear you correctly? ROOMATES?”
“Ah yes! I thought you would be exited! Miss y/n will in fact be sharing a dorm with you this term!”
The temptation to cast Avada Kedavra on everyone in this room was overwhelming. And yet I held back. I was stronger than this. I was going to figure out exactly what magic was at play surrounding y/n.