Six
TDL looked at me like nobody had ever dared to address him like that (and nobody probably ever had, sheesh). I rolled my eyes at the man who still had his jaw on the floor, "Rudolphus, man, what a mouthful, I'll just call you Rudy, okay," Trixie clapped a hand over her mouth to muffle the giggles, "anyway, close your mouth, you'll catch flies. And I know from experience that flies taste awful." I say all of this in a monotone, with a perfectly straight expression in place. Beside me, 'Trix devolves into full-blown laughter. Rudol-no, Rudy, still has his jaw on the floor. 'Shit,' I thought, 'I had no clue he was so thick.'
Rudy snaps his jaw shut. Too late, I realize I had said that out loud.
"Honestly, 'Donna, that mouth of yours is going to get you into trouble someday!"
I wink, "It already has."
"Oh, Merlin, I so did not need that image!"
"Not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter!" Sheesh. Honestly. "Anyway, is there a job for me or not?"