Toriel
“Rustle me jimmies!” Foxy shuddered violently. “That was incredible!”
Harry nodded eagerly. “It was! Can you imagine getting your nuts clobbered by Donkey Kong?”
“Yeah, he sounds strong!” Goku interjected. “I want to fight him!”
Foxy was about to bang his fist on the table, demanding another yarn from Dobby as soon as possible, but he yowled in pain while raising his arm. There was a horrific cracking sound that came from within Foxy too. “AAAAAAAH! MY ARM’S BROKEN! MY RIBS ARE ALSO BROKEN TOO!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll call an ambulance!” Harry said, but realised he didn’t have a phone because it had been broken during the introduction to Chapter Ten.
Foxy then gripped his stomach tightly as it ballooned in size and began emitting the instrumental to VIBEZ. “ARR! DA BABY’S COMIN’!”
“Aw, shit! What's the number for 911?” Goku gulped as he held up his trusty DynaTAC 8000X.
Dobby flailed his arms around in distress. “DOBBY DOESN’T KNOW!”
Everyone panicked until Superman flew through the broken window next to their table. “Don't worry, chums! I'll save the day!” He picked up Foxy and began flying him to the nearest hospital.
“Well, looks like that's me out of the picture for now.” Foxy wearily sighed as his unborn child rapped to the extreme from within him. “Tell me the rest of yer tales some other day, Dobby!”
“Dobby promises!” The house elf called to the pirate animatronic while watching him disappear into the horizon.
“Let's goooo!” DaBaby cried merrily as his head poked out of Foxy’s butthole.
There was a pause before anyone spoke again, since the pizzeria was quite different without Foxy.
“So you landed in that flowery bit in the mountain, what happened next?” Harry asked, intrepidly breaking the silence.
An almost bragging smile formed on Dobby’s face. “Well, after that, Dobby got his balls tortured by Toriel!”
Harry and Goku banged on the table at the same time, creating a lengthy crack that threatened to split it in half. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!”
“Mother of Shenron!” Goku gasped.
Harry could hardly believe it either. “Is it true, Dobby? Did you really have your nuts abused by the former queen of the underground, Toriel Dreemur?”
“It is true, Sir! And this is how it happened…”
**Begin flashback**
“Ooh, ouch, Dobby’s balls…” Dobby moaned softly as his eyes delicately fluttered open. “Where is Dobby?”
“Why, you're in the Underground!” A little yellow flower with a face said. “I'm Flowey! Wanna be friends?”
Dobby smiled. He loved friendship because it was nice and good and cool. “Sure, why not?”
Dobby was about to attempt a handshake with the plant, but he suddenly found vines tightly winding around his wrists, ankles, and scrotum. “Wait a second, what are you doing to Dobby?!”
“You idiot.” Flowey laughed maniacally. “In this world, being friends is for dumb liberals, manlet soyboys and other people who don't agree with me. It's torture balls or be ball tortured! Ha ha ha!”
Just before Flowey could bite Dobby’s dick right off, a blast of extreme heat caused him to ignite into a tiny ball of fire.
“AAAAAAAARGH! IT BURNS! OOOOOW!” Screamed Flowey for nine minutes before he died.
“Are you alright, little elf?” A curvy goat woman asked while bending over in front of Dobby as he shakily got to his feet.
“Yes, Dobby is all-...” Dobby began before he unexpectedly came face to face with Toriel’s ginormous rack. “AWOOOOOOGABOOBACOOCHIEWAHOO!” He then looked away, embarrassed. “Sorry, force of habit.”
“Oh, don't be ashamed. You've had a dreadful fright because of that horrible monster. Why don't you come to my house? I'll make sure that you're cheered up and well fed before you continue through the Underground.” She then knowingly grinned at the house elf. Her boobs and butt cheeks forcefully bounced around as she stood up straight and did a little twirl towards a gate. “I have lots of pie and warm milk for you to enjoy.”
“Oh, yes please, Miss Goat! Dobby hungers for both those delectable treats!” Dobby said while winking at the camera and causing the laugh track to play for at least twelve minutes.
An even lewder smile shone from Toriel’s face. “Let me hold your, um, hand. It's not safe in the ruins, dearie.” She then grabbed Dobby’s balls so hard that the air was squeezed out of them with an audible puffing sound.
“AAAAAAARGHAWEEWOOGAAHAAAAAANOOOOOWOO!!” Dobby howled. Nobody had ever crushed his junk this hard before, not even Dumbledore or Scorpion. Dobby desperately tried to squirm his way out of the grip or tell the goat milf she was holding the wrong part of him, but he found himself unable to escape either way.
“Don't worry, I know you're scared of the monsters, but I'm here to help you.” Said Toriel while she crushed Dobby’s balls even tighter and dragged him across the stoney floor. “We're almost home.”
**End flashback**
Goku was in awe of Dobby's story. “Woah… That's awesome!”
Harry was equally excited as the saiyan next to him. “Oh, man! I bet it got even crazier when you reached Toriel’s house, right?”
“It really did, Sirs. When we…” Dobby was about to cause another **Begin flashback** transition but his phone vibrated and shot out a glob of synthetic semen that splattered Arthur Reed in the face just as he was passing by.
“Looks like Dobby has gotten a cringe alert!” Dobby remarked as Arthur fell over backwards and crushed Ant Man to death.
Dobby checked his phone and saw that AreTheyGay had uploaded another video, and its tile was ‘Are They Gay? - Dobby and Donkey Kong’
“What?! Oh, come on, that can't be serious!” Harry scoffed in disbelief. “You just told us a story about him angrily beating up your balls!”
Dobby nodded as he opened the YouTube link. “Yes, it is pretty ridiculous, Master Potter. Let's watch it!”
“As you can see from the content I extensively cherrypicked, it's clear that Donkey Kong and Dobby love each other in a way that is very gay.” AreTheyGay dubiously explained on screen. “Only a gay man would touch another man’s balls!”
“He wasn't touching them, he was punching them!” Dobby protested. “With intention to hurt Dobby!”
“If you ask DobbysNumberOneFan about Chapter 11’s homoerotic subtext, he will say ‘What the hell are you talking about, I didn't write it in that way at all! Also how did you get in my jail cell?’ This is obviously a secret message, what he's really saying is that Dobby and Donkey Kong are one hundred percent gay fuckbuddies and he ships them as much as I do.”
Goku got out of his chair.“Alright, I've seen enough!” He, Dobby, and Harry had been watching the video for about fourteen minutes and there were still twenty more to go.
“Where are you going?” Harry asked. “I know it's cringe, but you don't have to leave.”
“I'm just going to talk some sense into this AreTheyGay fella, I'll be back soon.” And with that, Goku used instant transmission to go to AreTheyGay’s house.
“Goku!” AreTheyGay gasped, dropping his camera in surprise which complicated the production of ‘Are They Gay? - Mario and Bowser’ a lot. But he surely didn't mind that much because cameras were a product of capitalism, which he hated. “Are you here to tell me that you and Vegeta finally kissed?”
Goku sighed irritably, then bent down so he was eye to eye with the Youtuber. “No, and that's never happening. I just wanted to ask you why you think Donkey Kong and Dobby like each other?”
AreTheyGay was unfazed. “Why wouldn't I think that? Just look at their interactions and you'll get what I'm talking about!”
Goku then used his ki to turn on AreTheyGay’s phone and open Instagram, where Donkey Kong had just uploaded a short video.
“Man, I fucking hate Dobby, I'll never forgive him for what he did!” DK ranted to his phone’s camera. “He raped and ate my bananas, and if I ever see that little hairless weasel again, I'll crush his tiny skull with my bare hands!”
“That's your proof?” AreTheyGay shook his head. “That was clearly a coded confession of love!”
Goku nearly lost it, barely refraining from going super saiyan. “No it wasn't! You're picking at straws, man! All your videos are like this, you ignore ninety nine percent of the lore and just laser focus on anything that remotely hints at what you're looking for! And half the time you're just interpreting those moments in a really weird way!”
“I'm sorry, I really am. But the fact is that my biased head canon and the whims of thirsty teenagers outweighs decades of continuity and the knowledge of more experienced fans.”
Goku clenched his fists, but then he took a deep breath. If he couldn't get through to the Youtuber, he could at least be the bigger man. In song form! Goku opened his mouth, put two fingers on his forehead and sang a little music number.
“Beware, beware, young kids out there.
Think before putting your ships out on the air.
You may be prepared to go all in or broke,
but in reality you only failed to get a joke.
Opposites don't always attract,
against your pairing, the odds are stacked.
Batman and Joker, their hate is forever.
Deadpool and Spider-Man: lovers? Undoubtedly never.
Potter and Malfoy, did you read the book?
Kirk and Spock, the wrong message you took.
You can whinge, you can whine, you can blame the corporation,
but there's nowt that can hide your glaring misinterpretation.
Beware, beware, zoomers out there,
think before you fixate upon a pair.”
When he took his fingers off his forehead, he was back at the pizzeria.
Dobby looked up at him with hopeful eyes. “Did it work?”
Goku shook his head with a twinge of regret. “It's like they say, you can't convince a commie.”
“Oh well, you tried and that's all that matters.” Harry shrugged. “How about we go back to the story?”
Goku perked back up immediately. “Oh boy! Can we?!”
Dobby nodded happily. “Of course, Sir!”
**Begin flashback**
“We're home now!” Toriel announced as she threw open the door and released Dobby’s balls.
“Thank goodness!” Dobby whispered as his nuts throbbed, sore beyond belief but grateful that they had finally been shown mercy.
“Now then, why don't we get you some pie?”
Dobby was quickly led to a neatly decorated dining room. One hour, five minutes, and twenty seconds later, Dobby was eating warm pie that kept crunching and squishing in his mouth.
“Um, what's in this pie, Toriel?” Dobby asked as he gulped down his mouthful.
Toriel chuckled modestly. “Oh, you know, just broken glass and used condoms. I don't mean to brag, but it's my speciality!”
Dobby spat out the remaining chunk of pie in horror, then tried his best to give Toriel a deceptive smile. “Delicious! Dobby is so full he can’t eat anymore!”
Toriel didn’t mind Dobby refusing to eat the entire pie she had spent so much time making, she just smiled back. “Well then, you know what happens after dinner, don’t you?”
Though Dobby had been greatly unsettled by the broken glass and used condom pie, his mood immediately improved. “Ooh! Oh yes! Ha ha, let’s do it, Toriel!”
“Then in that case, let’s not deny ourselves any longer!” Toriel shouted as she grabbed Dobby and carried him up the stairs at mach seven. She then threw Dobby on to a comfy bed so hard that the wind was knocked out of his lungs and his clothes were torn to shreds by the impact.
“Wow! You’re playing rough, but Dobby doesn’t mind as long as he gets a shot at your exquisite coochie and finally succeeds in his love quest!”
Toriel removed her robes to reveal her naked body, which had large boobies and a vagina that was very nice to look at and wasn’t really that stinky, even if it did smell like fish and goat pee. She kissed Dobby on the cheek, then stuck him to the bed using a bottle of superglue she conveniently had stored in her anus. She then observed Dobby’s exposed weiner and went red in the face. “My, my, Dobby! Where have you been hiding that package? That must be the largest penis I have ever seen because everyone in the Underground has a micropenis, unless Toby Fox says otherwise.”
“Dobby doesn’t mean to brag, but Dobby is pretty large for a house elf, as well as every other humanoid race in the universe.” Dobby bragged to his new goat milf lover. “Can we do the hanky panky now?”
“Don’t worry, my love. The hanky panky will commence eventually, I just have to torture your balls first.” Toriel innocently said in a sing-song voice.
“Wait, what?!” Dobby gulped before recoiling in fear as he witnessed Toriel summon several Flowey sized fireballs. “No, Dobby isn’t a kinkster! Please don’t torture Dobby’s balls!”
Toriel was unfazed. “I’m sorry, Dobby, but a monster can only have sex after it tortures it’s sexual partner’s genitals! There’s no other way, unless Toby Fox says otherwise!”
The fireballs inched closer to Dobby’s nuts, he desperately tried to get away but the glue kept him bound to the bed. By now his boner was absolutely killed, and his flaccid little penis flailed around in distress as he failed to escape the approaching flames. “NOOOO! Please don’t do it, maybe we can do oral or just cuddle without clothes on tonight? Just please don’t burn Dobby’s balls! PLEASE!”
Toriel did not relent. She unleashed a raging inferno upon the house elf’s nutsack, grilling the long suffering testicles as they slowly turned black. “As much as I would love to feel your handsome house elf tongue running along my clitoris, urethra, labia, and other parts of my reproductive organs, you must be tortured first, Dobby! No compromise!”
“HOWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAHRAAAAAAHEEEEEEEWAAGAAAAAA!!” Dobby screeched. The pain in his balls was unbearable, but the heartbreak and betrayal was worse.
But just when Dobby thought the pain might be too much and he was in danger of burning his balls off entirely, there was a massive commotion as a little girl or boy or whatever it was drove a gigantic truck straight through the wall next to Toriel and smashed her against a poop brown wardrobe.
“AARGH!” Toriel writhed in agony, several of her bones had been broken against the wardrobe and she had gotten several splinters from the now broken wood. “Why would you do this to me, Frisk?”
Frisk spoke calmly, but with purpose. “Lol, I don't know. There's also a nuclear bomb in my truck that I’m going to detonate now for shits and giggles.”
Papyrus backflipped all the way from Snowdin and landed in front of Frisk’s truck and raised a skeletal hand in defiance. “Stop, human! This isn't what you're supposed to do in Undertale for the PC, PlayStation Four, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch, made by Toby Fox! You're supposed to act with compassion and love because pacifism is epic!”
Toriel coughed up blood on her splinter riddled titties. “Y-you had better listen to Papyrus, my child. Unless Toby Fox says otherwise.”
Frisk looked to Toriel, then back to Papyrus. They nodded and smiled determinedly. “Fuck pacifism, it's boring!” Then they pressed the big red button that always comes with a nuclear bomb.
The next thing Dobby knew, there was a tremendous flash of blinding light, a thunderous blast of noise and force that made his balls clap up and down and feel even hotter than Toriel’s fire, then there was nothing but silence and darkness for a while. When he finally awoke, he found that the entire Underground had been nuked off the face of the planet, and it was now a vast crater with no signs of life other than his own.
“Well, at least Dobby’s balls are safe again!” Dobby said before he screamed in pain as he realised his balls had now absorbed so much radiation, between this fiasco and the events of Chapter Seven, that they were glowing green and buzzing in contact with the air. Dobby miserably reflected on how he would probably never be able to have children because of this, then he passed out.
Dobby was never the same again.
**End flashback**