Amy Rose
“Woah!” Harry crowed. “I can’t believe Dumbledore gave your balls a magical squeezing!”
“Dobby can’t either, sometimes.” Dobby modestly stated. “You’ll never guess who squeezed Dobby’s balls next.”
“Huh?! Someone else squeezed your balls? Who?!” Harry hurriedly asked before taking a swig of Diet Coke.
“The next person to squeeze Dobby’s balls was Amy Rose.”
Harry spat his drink out all over the floor, slipping up a passing child, who broke his nose on the floor and screamed in agony. “WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!” He spluttered. “Amy R-Rose?! As in, Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog’s self-proclaimed girlfriend?”
“Yes, sir, that very same Amy Rose. Allow Dobby to tell you how it happened…”
**Begin flashback**
A few days after Dumbledore squeezed his balls, Dobby decided he was going to go for a nice long jog around Green Hill Zone. The flowers sang, the birds bloomed, and the palm trees did whatever the fuck palm trees do.
“Oh goody goody gumdrops! What a lovely day!” Dobby sang as he merrily skipped past a motobug. “Nobody can possibly squeeze Dobby’s balls in Green Hill Zone!”
He continued to frolic through the grassy fields and over the bumpy hills, until he came up to a big loop de loop right in his path.
“Oh corks. How is Dobby going to get past that?” The house elf asked himself as he looked up at it. He couldn’t go around it or he’d fall into the nearby lake, he wasn’t strong enough to dig under it, and he certainly couldn’t climb over it. “Will Dobby be able to run through the loopy thing?”
Just as Dobby was about to attempt to run straight at the loop de loop, he heard a shrill girlish voice pierce the air behind him.
“SOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIC?! WHERE ARE YOU SONIC? YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME!” A pink hedgehog in a red dress called out before spinning around to face Dobby. “FOUND YOU!!” She manically squealed as she charged towards him.
Dobby looked down at what he was wearing. A blue pair of speedos, red shoes, and white gloves, all essential jogging gear. “Oh crumbs.” He squeaked.
“SONIKUUUUUUU!!!” Amy yelled passionately as she grabbed Dobby and buried his pointy house elf face in her above average sized breasts with an aggressive hug. “You’d think I’d be mad at you for running away from our ninety eight hour long face-sitting session before it had even begun, but I’m fine with it!” Amy giggled. “Why don’t I just take another fifteen selfies with your crotch before we start again, ok?”
Dobby didn’t know what to say until the hedgehog knelt down in front of him, took out her phone with one hand, and started fiddling with the seam of his speedos.
“I can take some pictures with your pants off, right?” Amy begged. “I am your biggest fan after all!”
This was too much. “Stop! Dobby isn’t Sonic!” Dobby shouted at the hedgehog girl. “Do not remove Dobby’s shorts!”
“No use tricking me, Sonic!” She said as she put down her phone, and used her free hand to caress Dobby’s nuts. “Nothing can stop me when your balls are involved!”
Amy’s superior strength won in the end, and she gave an excited gasp as Dobby’s speedos came off, much to the elf’s horror. But then she looked closer at the exposed testicles and came to a conclusion that caused the hedgehog to tremble in anger. “Wait a second. Sonic’s balls are blue. I’ve spied on him in the shower so many times I know for a fact they’re blue. YOUR BALLS ARE NOT BLUE! YOU’RE NOT SONIC!!”
“That’s what Dobby’s been trying to tell you!” Dobby moaned as he ran away from Amy after picking up his discarded shorts.
“YOU SICK BASTARD! YOU PRETENDED TO BE SONIC SO YOU COULD HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME! YOU MISOGYNISTIC PERVERT!” She screamed as a giant hammer materialised in her right hand. “I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DECEIVE AND EXPLOIT AN INNOCENT YOUNG WOMAN WHO CERTAINLY HASN’T BREACHED ANY RESTRAINING ORDERS, YOU PIG!!”
Dobby tried to escape, but Amy struck the ground with her hammer so hard that the shockwave knocked him over onto his back. For a few seconds, Amy towered over him in his helpless prone state, before raising her hammer to the heavens. She wound back her weapon, then swung into Dobby’s balls as hard as she could with a colossal WHAM!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAASFHGGHHHHHHHHHHH OOOKOOOOOOOOKOOOGUWOOGAH!!” Dobby screeched as his testicles were flattened against the rocky terrain underneath the grass of Green Hill Zone by the mighty Piko-Piko Hammer.
**End flashback**
Harry grimaced as he imagined a cute pink hedgehog girl crushing his balls, then stopped thinking about it because he didn’t want to get a boner in a kid’s restaurant yet. “Holy moly! That must have been terrible!”
“Oh it was, Sir! But that’s not even why I’m telling this story, she did a lot worse to Dobby’s balls!” Dobby reminisced.
“Crikey!” Harry gasped as the almost-boner returned to him. “Tell me all about it, Dobby, but only after I’ve gone to the loo.”
“Will do, Master Potter.” Dobby obediently nodded.
Harry quickly got out of his seat. His gigantic floppy erection smacked the little boy who had recently broken his nose and sent him crashing into another table, where he got impaled by several comically oversized knives and forks.
While the child shrieked in pain again, Harry frantically hurried off to the nearest boy’s restroom, unzipped his trousers, pointed his wand towards his dong, and gave a cry of “Erectus Rejectus!”
With his boner out of the way, Harry calmly returned to the table and asked Dobby to continue his story. Dobby happily did as he was told.
**Begin flashback**
Several golden rings flew out of the frail house elf’s body, because that’s how it works in Green Hill Zone, before Amy began mercilessly pummelling Dobby’s genitals. She swung that hammer again and again, creating an even bigger crater around his nuts as she continued to angrily smash them, each impact causing Dobby to burst out into a new cacophony of distress.
And just when he thought it’d be over, Amy leered at Dobby viciously. “I’m in the mood for a little golf, aren’t you?” She then positioned herself, held her hammer like a golf club and began practicing a new swinging technique.
Dobby flailed his arms around in the air, as if that would do anything against her. “W-W-W-Wait!! Please spare Dobby! Dobby will never disrespect women again! Just please don’t do this to Dobby!”
“FORE!” Amy’s hammer collided with Dobby’s balls for the last time with such an overwhelming force that Dobby was launched high into the air.
“OOOOOOOOOWIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dobby exclaimed as he flew through the big loop de loop he had earlier been trying to get past and continued to gain altitude. He rocketed past Big the Cat, who was minding his own business while running from the police for several unspeakable crimes, and soared over a few more loop de loops. Choppers from a nearby river leaped out of the water and tried to bite as he began his descent, but he was travelling too quickly for them to reach him in time. He then smashed balls first into a spike pit, which caused him to yelp and whimper, as if his testicles weren’t already in enough pain. The excruciating misery he felt was so great that he passed out.
When he awoke, Amy was standing over him again with a satisfied smile on her face. “I feel better now!” She chirped as she waved a photograph of Sonic the Hedgehog, looking very scared on the toilet, in front of Dobby’s cringing face. “I’m going to go and masturbate to this picture of Sonic for the two thousandth time today now! Bye bye!”
Amy skipped away cheerfully as Dobby slowly but surely plucked himself and his aching balls out of the spike pit.
Dobby was never the same again.
**End flashback**