Chapter 1
“Dorcas and Marlene? What took them so long?” Remus asked. Lily just told him their best friends were dating, after inviting him to have a snack and gossip at her house, they do that every Friday afternoon.
“I don’t know.” She said when they heard something scratching the door. “Oh that’s Taylor Swift.” Lily said getting up to open it for her cat.
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“Ok,” Sirius said inhaling smoke from the joint. Remus passed over his house on the Friday night to watch a movie, but of course they ended up doing everything besides that. “If we lived in a world divided by cats and dogs, what do you think you’d be? I’d definitely be a scary big black dog, like a Rottweiler.”
“You wish.” Remus laughed. “Ur more of a Pomeranian.”
“NO I’M NOT! HOW DARE YOU!” Sirius protested. “Anyway, you would be a Border Collie, tall and smart.” He said.
“Whatever you say to make you sleep.” Remus said getting up. “I have to go now.” And after a lot of insistence from Sirius for him to stay, and a lot of kissing and stalling to go away, he finally left.
His apartment wasn’t very far from Sirius’, so he went back walking like he always does, but that night, something happened.
An old man approached him, he was thin, tall, had a long silver hair and beard and was wearing a dress. A complete lunatic.
“Hello juvenile.” The man who introduced himself as Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore said. “I’m wondering if you would accept some especial mushrooms.” He asked.
“No of course not you creep.” Remus said.
Five minutes later, he was sitting on the sidewalk drinking a magical mushroom tea with a weird old guy, and that was the last thing he remembered before waking up the other day.
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He woke up, had some breakfast and went to Sirius’ again since they wouldn’t have any classes that day. Arriving there, everything was locked, no one was home. So he called him, and called again and again and no one answered. So he called James, then Peter, then Lily, no one. He decided to go to James’, everyone was always there anyway.
He stepped into James’ front yard and rang the doorbell, then again, then again. No one answered. The only thing he could hear coming from inside the house was a dog barking, a lot of dogs barking actually. “It’s Remus, I’m coming inside!” He yelled opening the unlocked door.
There were three dogs on the living room’s floor: a Golden Retriever, a Dachshund and... a Pomeranian. They started wagging their tails and ran towards Remus. “Uhh... JAMES WHERE ARE YOU? WHY ARE THERE DOGS HERE? PROOOONGS?” He yelled again trying to run from the little creatures, Remus wouldn’t admit it, but he was terrified by dogs, he tried to act normal around them so he wouldn’t be made fun of when at night he would be having nightmares about them.
He was halfway up the stairs when the doorbell rang, he ran to open it. When he saw a orange haired short girl.
“Hey there! I’m Taylor Swift.” She said.