Chapter 2
“Hey there! I’m Taylor Swift.” She said.
“Oh and I’m Kanye West!” Remus said ironically.
“Nice to meet you Kanye! I’m here for the tea party, this is Lily Flower!” Taylor said putting a Ginger cat on the floor and watching it join the dogs.
“I’m sorry what tea party? Where is James?” Remus asked.
“Well he’s right there!” She said pointing to the Golden Retriever. “Oh my fucking god! Where are the others?” She suddenly shouted, her squeaky voice echoed trough the room.
“What others?” Remus asked when a Korat cat, a Yorkie and a Shih-tzu stepped inside the room.
“Mary! Marlene! Dorcas! Glad you came!” Taylor said. “Girls, James, Sirius, Peter and Lily are waiting for you in the table!”
The tea was kinda good, Remus had no idea who made it, he just hoped it wasn’t one of the dogs, that would be too much. “So Taylor, what the fuck is going on? Weren’t you supposed to be a cat? Wasn’t your cat supposed to be my best friend? My human best friend.”
“Are you sure you’re ok Kanye?” Taylor said putting her tea cup down.
“No not really. Look, what I’m about to say to you might sound crazy, but where I came from, you’re a cat, and your cat is your owner, and Sirius, Mary, Marlene, Peter, Dorcas and James are all humans just like me. Your cat is dating a Golden Retriever.”
“I get it... I totally get it. I know someone who can help you.”
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“Hi! I’m Taylor Swift, this is my friend Kanye West and he has a problem, I thought you may help us.” Taylor said as a dark haired girl opened the door. Her blue eyes and deep eye bags were very familiar.
“Sorry not interested.” The girl said closing the door.
“Denebola! Wait! This is about Regulus!” Taylor said. The girl, Denebola, opened the door again, giving space for them to come inside. Remus concluded she was definitely Regulus’ cat, only him to name it that way, or maybe because she lived at his apartment.
“So, you’re saying I am a cat? And my cat is a human?” Denebola asked. “You are insane.”
“I swear I’m not.” Remus said. “Some old ass dude offered me a special shroom and I accepted it. I swear to god this is not how a mushroom’s effect feels, this is even worst than LSD. I think that guy’s a wizard or something.”
“I’m a witch. That’s not how witchcraft works, not in real life.” Taylor said.
“And I’ve been on those drugs, that’s also not how it works.” Denebola said.
“Maybe you’re shifting, like you’re on another reality.” Taylor suggested.
“He’s not fucking shifting stop acting like this shit is real. This dude must have given you some drug I don’t even know. My boyfriend’s a dealer, maybe he knows something.”
“Ok you crossed your limit Denebola, just so you know, I can’t stand you from day one. Talk about me but do not talk about my beliefs.”
“So you want me to talk about you? Ok then, you are control freak, everyone in class run away when they have to do something with you. No one likes you.”
“Never thought I’d see you play so low like that. Thought you were super calm and mysterious. Guess I was wrong, you’re just a pathetic little bitch who’d sell her house for drugs. I pity you.”
“Ok ok let’s stop girls, you two act just like your owners for fuck’s sake.” Remus said. “We have bigger problems right now.”
“Right, sorry.” Denebola said. “Well, you said you drank tea, right? Maybe if we make you drink a lot of tea you’d come back to normal.”
“Yeah... that might work.” Remus said.
The three of them went back to James’ house, witch Remus still hasn’t understood how a dog owned a house that big. Taylor and Denebola went to the kitchen to prepare the tea while Remus stayed in the living room with the animals. James and Sirius were running across the couches the whole time while Peter tried to catch them up but couldn’t because of his short legs. Marlene, Dorcas and Mary were in a corner, probably judging them. Lily jumped onto Remus’ lap and he started petting her, when she turned around he noticed something. That cat was pregnant.