Tommy, Tommy, cries for his mommy

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Tommy, Tommy, cries for his mommy
Characters
Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Merope Gaunt, Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father, Merope Gaunt/Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father, Voldemort/Epic Burns
Tags
Crack Random & Short why did i do this Beware Schoolyard taunts Very juvenile Epic Burns written at midnight
Summary
A very short assortment of schoolyard taunts - specifically targeted at dear ol' Voldemort.WARNING: EXTREMELY CHILDISH

Scaredy-cat scaredy-cat, runs from his daddy
Riddle in a bottle, floating out to sea
Can't see a curse, can't see a jinx
Blind riddle, dumb riddle, Riddle you stink!

 

Marvolo, marvolo, marvel no more
Son of a muggle, son of a whore
Ho'w're you born, I have an idea
Was it A-mor-ten-ti-a?

Poor poor Tommy, lying in the mud
You poor, pathetic, bastard half-blood!
Muddy, muddy, muddy blood-y!
Muddy, muddy, muddy blood-y!

 

Tommy, Tommy, cries for his mommy
Cry baby, doesn't know what to do!
Waa, waa! Waa, waa!
That's what you sound like, boo hoo!

 

Moldy Voldie, heard you died
Heard a baby made you say byebye
Pulled your hair, chopped off your nose
And where your prick went, nobody knows!