chapter 6
(marauders & co)
lily:
so everybody
when are we meeting before the haunted house?
remus:
i dont know but sirius has to go and buy some diapers
because he is a little scaredy cat
sirius:
how dare you
this is blasphemy
i know you're not talking
didn't you ran from an itty bitty lizard the other day?
remus:
shut your mouth
dorcas:
7 is good for me i think
marlene:
yeah dorky and i will go together
peter:
who would have guessed
marlene:
what
peter:
what :o
(marlene & peter)
marlene:
peter
my love
peter:
hello
marlene:
choose your words carefully
peter:
im not scared of you marls
marlene:
we'll see
(marauders & co)
james:
lily should we get ready at mine?
lily:
yeah sounds good
(the marauders)
mr padfoot:
damn james, i'm proud of you mate
mr moony:
you're getting smooth
mr wormtail:
guys, don't be naive he is hyperventaling rn
mr padfoot:
makes sense
(lily & james)
james:
lily
LILY
lily:
what
james:
you got the stuff?
lily:
you're talking like this is a drug deal james
yes, i have it
james:
roger that
ohh this is gonna be good, i'm excited
lily:
me too :)
(marauders & co)
mary:
can't wait to get drunk tonight
halloween is when people don't judge you for that
sirius:
amen sister
(regulus & sirius)
regulus:
if the blue face paint won't come off my face
i will beat you sirius, i swear
sirus:
don't get your panties in a twist little bro
you'll get a whole new skin in 7 seven years time
regulus:
sleep with one eye open
sirius:
whats that? i can't hear you shorty
regulus:
that sound funny coming from a minion
(marauders & co)
remus:
guys we are already here and i have to restrain myself from hitting sirius
where is everyone
lily:
sorry
we had a little mishap with the costumes
(remus and lily)
remus:
lilian
what do you mean mishap
lily:
remus
i'll hit you
get your mind out of the gutter
my costume got ripped
remus:
by james?
lily:
the fight's on, big guy
(marauders & co)
dorcas:
we'll be there in 5, don't worry rem
sirius:
guys my shrek costume is uncomfortable
mary:
don't know who asked
marlene:
you hear something?
sirius:
very mature
peter:
when the wind blows right
i hear him left
sirius:
har har
regulus:
gone but never forgotten
fly high little chicken
(mary & marlene)
mary:
you're kidding me
marlene:
come on mr.305
dale
mary:
this is gonna be so much fun
(marauders & co)
remus:
omg
is that anakin that i see
sirius:
what where
ohh prongs you cheeky bastard
james:
i have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!
sirius:
does that mean lily is..?
lily:
anakin, you're breaking my heart!
mary:
ohh i love this
marlene:
let's go in bitches
(gurls)
mary:
lily you look so good marry me
marlene:
no! she is mine
dorcas:
she is no ones! but i could be hers
lily:
stop i'll blush
also all of you being pitbull is hilarious
marlene:
we know it
(marauders & co)
regulus:
how is that, that we have been here for five minutes
and peter is already missing
remus:
don't worry we'll find him at the end
james:
he always disappears but comes back
sirius:
like my winter depression
marlene:
well said
sirius:
i have to tell you guys something
i have to shit
lily:
nobody gives a shit
dorcas:
sirius does
james:
sirius please don't
i don't want what happened last time
marlene:
i don't even wanna know
sirius:
moony will you hold my hand
remus:
i'll think about it
(remus & sirius)
remus:
where are you
sirius:
the zombie room
remus:
stay there im coming
sirius:
HA
you said coming
remus:
oh christ in heaven
(marauders & co)
peter:
i'm friends now with one of the scare actors
marlene:
good for you pete
dorcas:
which one
peter:
the clown
dorcas:
he is hot
lily:
how can you get friends even here
(james & lily)
james:
lily
im lost
lily:
james i turn around for a second
god
where are you
james:
if i would know!
lily:
scream and then i'll follow your voice
james:
scream in a haunted house
good idea
lily:
shut up
(marauders & co)
marlene:
did you guys hear that girl scream
peter:
even i heard it
dorcas:
wonder who could that be
remus:
it was definietly not sirius guys
like 100 %
james:
moony what's that green thing that's clinging to your back?
lily:
i believe that is sirius
how ever did he get there
sirius:
i will shit on all of you
mary:
ohhh ill tell your mum you said that
regulus:
do you kiss remus with that mouth, sirius?
remus:
does he do what with who
james:
sirius is chasing regulus right now
ufff they fell
marlene:
girl fight!4!!!4
girl fight!!!!4
dorcas:
someone get the camera
lily:
don't worry i got everything
mary:
lily
you never cease to amaze me
(sirius & regulus)
sirius:
you'll regret that
regulus:
shiver me timbers
(marauders & co)
peter:
wow
this bloody bathroom is my favourite room here
remus:
peter
what are you talking about
peter:
i mean it's a little morbid but that's halloween
james:
guys someone is knocking on a closet door
should i open it
lily:
james don't
james:
im gonna
lily:
now he's screaming
remus:
peter there is no bloody bathroom here
peter:
what
dorcas:
yeah love
not here
regulus:
so you're telling me he's been in a different haunted house
this whole time?
marlene:
figures
(sirius & remus)
sirius:
remmm
remus
im tired
carry me
remus:
i already did
no second rounds
(marauders & co)
james:
i twisted my ankle :(
sirius:
nooo jamsie-poo
do you want me to kiss it better?
james:
yes
remus:
i think that's our cue to leave
peter:
meet you guys at prongs' house?
dorcas:
yepp
(remus & lily)
remus:
you could've kissed james better
lily:
i swear to god moon man
remus:
im so scared
how tall are you? 5,5?
lily:
i'll go for your kneecaps
remus:
yeah yeah