chapter 7
(sirius & remus)
sirius:
rem
why are you listening to sad songs rn
remus:
wtf
are you under my bed?
sirius:
you want me to be?
remus:
stop stalking my spotify you perv
sirius:
but it's so interesting
what else shall i do with my life
remus:
and why, may i ask
are you listening to punk tactics on repeat
sirius:
the conversation is over
remus:
thank god
(james & sirius)
james:
so
sirius:
so?
james:
are you coming to the gym with me?
sirius:
prongs are you okay?
because i don't even understand that question
james:
you said you wanted to get in shape!
sirius:
you think im NOT in shape???
james:
you said it after the haunted house you ponce
sirius:
oh
i was fully drunk when i said that
LOL
james:
stop saying lol
we are not in 2016
sirius:
#dabonthehaters
(lily & mary)
lily:
fully hypothetical
like fully
mary:
sure, go on
lily:
if someone likes an other someone who liked them for years
and that someone said they don't like that someone
but turns out that that someone likes that someone
what should someone do?
mary:
holy fuck
you could have said that you like james
lily:
I DON'T LIKE JAMES
mary:
right then
hypothetically
that someone should really think if their feelings are real
lily:
that someone knows for sure
mary:
than that someone should work towards telling the other someone their feelings
and if i write the word someone again my head will explode
lily:
okay thanks
not a word to anyone
mary:
cross my heart and hope to die
(marauders & co)
regulus:
who wants to see a picture of sirius doing a puppet show
dorcas:
sorry
doing a what?
sirius:
i thought i burned every single one
regulus:
turns out
i have a whole box HAHA
remus:
you were into....puppets?
sirius:
who wants to see a picture of regulus shitting on the stairs
james:
I DO
regulus:
HOW DID YOU GET THAT YOU DICKHEAD
sirius:
we shall never know
peter:
who wants to see a picture of my rat?
lily:
me!
mary:
show us our baby
remus:
yeah pete
(regulus & sirius)
regulus:
you little shit
sirius:
you started it baby brother
(lily & remus)
lily:
remus lupin
why are you listening to "there's a light that never goes out"
that's your sad song
remus:
stop fucking stalking my spotify
you're gonna make me go to apple music in desperation
then you're beautiful red locks will vanish
lily:
so agressive today
remus:
sorry
lily:
so what's up
remus:
everything is down as always?
migranes
lily:
why didnt you say you prick??
im coming over
remus:
no
my door will be locked
lily:
i'll climb in the window then
(lily & sirius)
lily:
remus is down with migranes
don't pay attention if he says something rude
sirius:
that thickhead should've said
thanks lil
lily:
ofc
(sirius & remus)
sirius:
lily just texted about the migranes
and moony you should've said
i wouldn't have bothered you then
remus:
you could never bother me sirius
sirius:
aw:(
you're delirious from the hurt
remus:
one time i give you a compliment
sirius:
well i don't know how to accept it!
they don't teach you that in school
remus:
prick
sirius:
love you too
(sirius & james)
sirius:
movie night?
james:
yes
pete?
sirius:
i'll ask
james:
remus?
sirius:
migranes
james:
i hate those
sirius:
me too
(sirius & peter)
sirius:
peter
apple of my eye
peter:
yes, pumpkin?
sirius:
movie night?
peter:
can bertram come too?
sirius:
obviously
only invited you to hang with bertram
peter:
fuck you
sirius:
love you
(mary & marlene)
mary:
don't turn around
but i see you
marlene:
mary what the fuck???
that's some serial killer shit
mary:
i see you and dorcas are having a great time
marlene:
ffs
we're just drinking a milkshake
mary:
and eye fucking each other
but that's just normal friends stuff, right?
marlene:
fuck off
why are you stalking me
mary:
can't i just have a milkshake too?
coincidence?
marlene:
there is no coincedence with you
mary:
no there is not
stop texting or you'll date might find it suspicious
marlene:
you're the one texting me!
(mary & lily)
mary:
guess who i just saw
lily:
marlene and dorcas having a date?
mary:
what? how do you know?
lily:
turn around
mary:
WTF
why are you stalking me???
i'm going there and sitting next to you, you creep
lily:
weren't you just stalking THEM?
mary:
irrelevant
lily:
i'm waiting for severus
mary:
what why?
don't tell me it's a date
why is everybody in this fucking shop
lily:
just threw up in my mouth
you said date
i'm telling him that if he won't change his behaviour then this is our last talk
mary:
i'm so glad
you can do it lil
and if he is being a bitch
i'll karate chop him from behind
lily:
thanks ily
mary:
ily2
(sirius & regulus)
sirius:
movie night?
regulus:
why tf would i want a movie night with you?
sirius:
because im lovely?
regulus:
aw
who lied to you
what are you watching
sirius:
undecided
regulus:
if it's cars i'm not going
tell james it can't be cars
sirius:
so you'll come?
regulus:
...
fine
sirius:
victory
regulus:
shut up
(sirius & remus)
sirius:
moony
you sure you can't come?
we'll be quiet
remus:
thanks pads
but you know that wont be for more than 10 minutes
sirius:
do you want me to go hang with you?
remus:
you'd rather hang with me in my bitchy state than with the others?
sirius:
i always want to be with you
remus:
...
no you're right they should teach you how to respond to these
sirius:
what im saying
remus:
im going to sleep, i'll be fine
sirius:
i'll text you when we're done
remus:
can't wait