chapter 5
(marauders&co)
sirius:
HALLOWEEN DAY EVERYBODY
mary:
yayayay
lily:
can’t wait babes
james:
and then the party!
marlene:
YES BITCHES
sorry i said bitches im excited
sirius:
yeah i can confirm
she even woke up early
mary:
damn marlene
didn’t know you could do that
marlene:
piss off
peter:
guys
i have a rat
james:
im sorry?
remus:
honestly he almost didn’t have a rat when it got lost the first hour after he got it!
peter:
thanks moony for the support
remus:
<33
anytime pete
lily:
so wait
a rat?
peter:
yeah!!!
marlene:
well
good for you peter
can i meet the rat???
mary:
are we gonna co-parent the rat?
james:
wait first
what is his name?
peter:
that is to be decided my dear friends
thought you could help me
sirius:
bertram
his name could be bertram
lily:
from jessie??
sirius:
yes lilian
i just finished rewatching it
remus:
yk what
i can see that
bertie
HAH
dorcas:
b
o
o
regulus:
AHHH
dorcas:
r
i
n
g
sirius:
look you scared little reggie
did the rude woman scare you wittle brother??
regulus:
almost got a heart attack big brother
dorcas:
wankers
sirius:
if peter has a rat can i have a turtle?
remus:
no?
sirius:
no fucking fair.
(gurls)
lily:
how was the date mary??
mary:
it went good i think!
i like caradoc he was nice
we got dinner then he walked me home
marlene:
happy about that
because i would’ve gladly de-cock him if he is ever rude to you
dorcas:
im sorry, you would what?
marlene:
yup
mary:
thanks love