chapter 2
(marauders&co)
(MARY added DORCAS to the chat)
mary:
good morning everyone
remus:
I feel like someone had been hitting my head all night with a frying pan
james:
good morning!!
I just got back from my morning run
peter:
you scare me sometimes james
mr. didn’t have a hangover since 2017
james:
sucks to suck ig
everybody drink lots of water today!!
sirius:
yes mum
lily:
everybody shut up thank you
marlene:
does your hair get more red when you are angry?
lily:
leave my hair alone
dorcas:
yeah! leave the poor troll alone:,(
lily:
dorcas istg
peter:
wait
you still didn’t tell us how do you and rem know dorcas
remus:
we lived in the same street when we were young
lily:
and then we became besties
dorcas:
but then we had to move bc of my dad’s job
lily:
and when I found out dorky is coming back I tracked her down
james:
well that’s lovely
so who wants to go and have a big family brunch
remus:
are you gonna sugar daddy us prongs?
if yes then im in
lily:
im craving pancakes rn
mary:
yesss, me and dorcas are in
peter:
im in!!
james:
yeah yeah
it’s on me
marlene:
good bc I wanted to forget my wallet
sirius:
can regulus come too?
james:
fine by me
(SIRIUS added REGULUS to the chat)
sirius:
brunch at puddifoot’s and you are coming with
regulus:
good morning to you too
im invited??
james:
sure you are reggie-boy
remus:
you can share a cab with me and lily
sirius:
why are you nice to regulus and not to me??
remus:
I like him better
regulus:
HAHA YOU SUCK
sirius:
SHUT UP
fine
i don’t care
i always liked your mum better than you, remus
marlene:
who doesn’t??
hope IS a milf
mary:
oh she is
rem is your mum single?
do you need a step-mum?
remus:
oh god
dorcas:
oh hope how I missed her
james:
we should invite her!!
remus:
NO
you lot can leave alone my mum
(james&lily)
james:
hey
I noticed you were upset in the groupchat
Is everything all right?
lily:
yes
james:
are you sure?
lily:
ok fine
it’s just
sev won’t leave me alone ab last night
bc he claims im always with you lot and im ignoring him too much
and that is just straight up bullshit
sometimes I feel like he is draining all of my energy and I don’t wanna do anything
he makes me feel shit ab myself
james:
I honestly don’t know what is his problem
ok I do but anyways
you are not a bad friend lily just bc you are not with him 24/7
and if he claims to be a good friend he wouldn’t make you feel bad ab yourself
I think it would help if you tell him how you feel about all that
and if he doesn’t understand it and he's just gonna be all pushy, drop him in the mud
lily:
thank you james
that actually was helpful
james:
always the tone of surprise
lily:
I really appreciate it though
james:
anytime lilyflower
see u in a bit then?
lily:
yeah
(remus&lily)
remus:
why are you smiling at your phone like a maniac?
lily:
i am not
remus:
side eyeing you rn