Rolling with the lgbt

(marauders&co)

regulus:

somebody please help me with my essay or kill me

i honestly don't care at this point

marlene:

i wish i could but i'm busy thinking of excuses:/

james:

essay for what?

regulus:

english:|

seriously why do i have to study english when I AM speaking it

sirius:

*siriusly

regulus:

that joke was never funny 

dorcas:

remus can help you

remus:

i didn't know you were my manager dorcas?

dorcas:

yeah i'm setting up your appointments like maeve did for otis in sex ed

remus:

i don't wanna be otis

mary:

james is totally like jackson

sirius:

so true

our favourite himbo

james:

aww thanks guys

lily:

marlene has maeve energy

you know, mean lesbian

marlene:

maeve wasn't even a lesbian which is purely homophobic 

sirius:

i wanna be aimee

lily:

i love aimee so much ughh

sirius:

who doesn't love her

peter:

i am #teamhateeric

remus:

so true of you pete, so true

anyways

i can help you regulus

regulus:

ah thank god

i thought i'm gonna go mad

(sirius&james) 

sirius:

i just woke up from my nap and you and peter are gone

no note, nothing

did you just abandon me?? 

bc that is so rude of you prongs

james:

pads, my love 

we are in the library 

like i told you when we had breakfast today, that we're gonna go

sirius:

oh, well i don't have any memory of that?? 

james:

and how is that my fault?? 

sirius:

i don't know!! 

james:

you are welcome to join us if you want

sirius:

hahaha

no thank you

james:

that's what i thought

(sirius&remus) 

sirius:

moony

moonshine

moonbeam

moonbitch

remus:

rude

sirius:

heyy!! 

remus:

hey padfoot

sirius:

what are you doing rn? 

remus:

helping regulus with the essay

why? 

sirius:

i was thinking we could have a movie watching night or something

but it's fine! 

remus:

sorry pads

but tomorrow we can do it!! 

sirius:

okay:) 

(marauders&co) 

sirius:

girls

what are you lot doing tonight? 

lily:

having a sleepover

we wanna watch the new season of YOU

sirius:

can i go too?? 

dorcas:

sure!! 

mary:

bring some fancy wine! 

(meangirl&crybaby) 

sirius:

do you all need something else? 

marlene:

can you get me some coffe

sirius:

sure marley-poo

marlene:

i just threw up in my mouth a little 

sirius:

*me when i see you*

marlene:

BITCH

sirius:

SORRY ILY

marlene:

that's what i thought 

ily2

(remus&regulus) 

remus:

regulus you idiot

regulus:

hello?? 

remus:

you left your essay at mine 

regulus:

FUCK

i hate my life

ok turning back now for my essay

remus:

sucker