chapter 1
(meangirl&crybaby)
marlene:
guess who i just saw
sirius:
a skatebording penguin
marlene:
no??
i was just walking around campus
and i saw the new student
sirius:
uu
did you talk to her?
marlene:
well… no
but she is beautiful and cool
sirius:
sucks to be you ig
marlene:
ughhh, i need cuddles
sirius:
sorry, busy
marlene:
fine.
(robin&steve)
marlene:
james
james:
how are you this fine evening marley
marlene:
i need cuddles:/
james:
don’t have to say no more, i'm coming over
marlene:
thanks
love you ig
james:
aww marlene i knew you had feelings
marlene:
are you gonna say it back??
james:
love you too
(powerpuff girls)
dorcas:
code R E D
lily:
is this ab taylor dropping wildest dreams out of the blue?
remus:
did you kill somebody?
dorcas:
remus WHAT?
and lily we can talk ab that later
remus:
well idk what code red stands for
dorcas:
i saw the love of my life today
lily:
uuu who was it??
dorcas:
i don’t knooow, she had blonde hair and wore a leather jacket and looked hot
remus:
i think i know who that is
lily:
that’s marlene!!
dorcas:
you talk like i know who marlene is
lily:
she’s our friend and she is very lovely
remus:
sometimes a little agressive but that’s why we love her
(marauders & co)
mary:
who wants to get drunk tonight??
peter:
ME ME ME
sirius:
idk
will marlene be there? she makes me wanna gag my eyes out with a fork
marlene:
if sirius goes i might just jump off a cliff
james:
im in!!
lily:
me and remus are in too!
mary:
all of you are welcome in my dorm if it’s not a problem that my new roommate will be there too
she is so nice trust me
peter:
ofc its fine mary!
sirius:
would it be a problem if regulus comes too?
we started talking again
james:
???
why didn’t you tell me?
sirius:
he texted me just yesterday and explained everything
he got disowned too
james:
mmkay but if he hurts you i’m gonna pluck out his hair one by one and make him eat it
peter:
you are saying this like you weren’t always snogging his face off in a broom closet in school
james:
that was before everything pete!
sirius:
shitting tears
i’ll be fine prongs don’t worry
mary is it okay if i bring him?
mary:
sure babes i always liked regulus
muhahaha
sirius:
oh god
marlene:
moving on (but agreeing with james and mary)
pete you need a lift?
peter:
yes pls