O<0 HARRY POTTER WITH GUNS BITCH

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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G
O&lt;0 HARRY POTTER WITH GUNS BITCH
Summary
ight lets get this straight i have never read harry potter, i just never took the chance when i could, i thought it was overrated, i still think it is, ive also never seen the movies. i have also never seen guns akimbo, i saw a youtube video decribing the movie, im planning on watching it tomorrow maybe,im stupid as fuck all i know is that ive read enough fanfiction to kinda know what im doing without making a fucking mess ight bitches
Note
okay so its obvious i forgot about weather or not nix dies at the end et i dont really care bc shes gonna be alive anyway, also i dont know what to call the top dogs of the wizarding world in erourup so o-o ur just gonna see me bullshit it. Yeah no she does, imma say that she “miraculously” survived, she doesn’t know how, but it’s actually because Harry casted some wandless majic to protect her
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FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT

“Okay fine I’ll go talk to ‘the council’ I have some business to attend to in England aswell.”

Miles opened his apartment door and walked back in

”Ight Nix pack some guns and clothes we’re going to England.”

all you could hear in the room was Nice just slurping up some noodles before coughing cus a bit of a noodle went down the wrong pipe. She started blankly, 

“For real? For Skism or School? If is school why do I have to go?” 

Ron looked puzzled, 

“Skism?

Harry however brushed him off

”Both, we’ll set up a game plan during the drive to the airport.” 

Draco pulled Harry by his shoulder so he could talk to him facing away from nix

”NO NO NO We are not bringing a muggle,”

”You either pay for plane tickets or I’m not going, I have no reason to waste my time and magic with some petty bullshit like this.”

hermione chirped in

”Or... we could use a hallucination spell, dimwits.”

the quartet started at eachother

”... Yeah that could work.”

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