O<0 HARRY POTTER WITH GUNS BITCH

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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O&lt;0 HARRY POTTER WITH GUNS BITCH
Summary
ight lets get this straight i have never read harry potter, i just never took the chance when i could, i thought it was overrated, i still think it is, ive also never seen the movies. i have also never seen guns akimbo, i saw a youtube video decribing the movie, im planning on watching it tomorrow maybe,im stupid as fuck all i know is that ive read enough fanfiction to kinda know what im doing without making a fucking mess ight bitches
Note
okay so its obvious i forgot about weather or not nix dies at the end et i dont really care bc shes gonna be alive anyway, also i dont know what to call the top dogs of the wizarding world in erourup so o-o ur just gonna see me bullshit it. Yeah no she does, imma say that she “miraculously” survived, she doesn’t know how, but it’s actually because Harry casted some wandless majic to protect her
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Miles was able to weasle some hotel tickets from the 3 musketeers. So after a quick spell to make Nix not realize they weren't on a plane and doing some magic shit. so after successufly tricking Nix the two checked into the hotel while the mystical bullshit trio went to the elders to discuss magic bullfuckery and Miles.

 

So with a newfound gusto in their first night in london, the duo looked up the london version of skisim and started to watch the start, miles remembered how he first got on skism's radar and it was from bullying the shit outta them, so thats what they did, they signed in under a new user and bullied the fuckstains running the whole 'SKISM London Edition' shitshow, honestlyt they named it like as if it was a new monopoly edition, like the 'Monopoly Target Edition' (fr when i was told to grab a christmas present i wanted that i was told however that i wasnt allowed to get anpther monopoly set -.-) so the two made fun of the skism members. miles knew that in only a few hours he had a reservation with the elders. he should really ask if he could postpone the sending him into the crossfires until he could deal with the shitshow that was the wizarding world. some grandfuckery that would be, he could feel his hand slide down his face with how bored he would be. God, he did not want to do this.

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