Chapter 1
The wizarding world was never really inclined to inteact with modern society, so lets say that when muggle born wizards came using memes of gun hand man, who very obviously looked like Harry Potter, you could tell they were beyond pissed, Potter was supposed to be their golden boy, yet here he was looking like a maniac, wearing no pants with guns bolted to his hands.
after some digging they found out that it happened in america... oh that... that makes sense now.
They sent some mebers out to go colect the dissapointemt of a saviour, specifically people close to him like herminey and ron, Draco was there two since he kinda begged to see how pathetic potter had become.
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THEY IN AMERICA NOW BITCHES WE FUCKING CRAZY
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The triage casted a spell that led to potter. they followed it to an apartment. they knocked on the door, harry who had finally gotten the guns off his hands, was eating chinese food at the small table in his apartment kitchen with nix when he heard the knocking, cautiously he got up, grabbing one of his guns, yes it was the same gun that was bolted to his hand, whattt he was attatched, anyways he walked to the door and looked through the peephole. He cursed under his breath,
"Oh shit."
Nix looked up
"what is it some random skism member who doesnt know its dead?"
"no no its just some old school friends."
"you had friends?"
Nix snorted at the idea that Miles could make friends
"Belive it or not, i was actually quite popular."
"That i call bullshit."
"no for real, apparently they thought i had some legacy tied to me, my school was overly religoius"
harry lied about the religous part, it was the only thing that sounded like it would fit for his whole chosen one phrophecy bullshit.
a knock rattled the two out of their conversation
"Potter open the door we know you're in there"
they way ther person spoke indicated it was obviously draco
Nix stared at Miles
"Potter?"
Miles shrugged her off. he opened the door to the trio.
"Hey guys."
he turned to nix
"imm going to talk with them outside"
he walked out into the hallway and closed the door,
"What the fuck are you guys doing here?!"
he half whisper screamed, they noted how it was evident that harry gained an american accent and no longer sounded British at all.
hermiony started speaking
"We just needed to talk to you about 'Gun Hands'?"
Harry became less tense
"Oh... that. well you can just ask around, its pretty easy to get the whole story, you didnt need me."
"We also came to take you in, the whole situation has caused a ruckus with the suprime leaders"
"No the fuck you arent, leave before I cause a 'ruckus'."
Miles opened the door to his apartment and went in before tying to close it, however Ron's had stopped him.
this time he spoke
"at least let us in so we could talk, we havent seen eachother in years."
miles sighed,
"Fine, but for the record, my name is miles here."
the trio looked at eachother baffeled.
"Nix meet my school friends plus bully, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger, And Draco Malfoy."
Nix couldn't help but snicker, she started using a fake brittish accent
"Wot the fawk you from England ey?"
miles also snickered at how she mocked the others
"Potter? is this really who you accosiate yourself with?"
"I mean before 'Potta' didnt talk to anybody,i think the first human interaction he had outside of work that was longer than 3 seconds was that homeless man."
the three wizards just cringed at harry, what in the holy fuck happened between the years he moved away and now?
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IM LAZY GOOD BYE UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER
honeslh this happened way faster than this other fic i have in the works
it just pure thor whump