Plans
[Smexy griffindors (and reggie boi)]
[11:34pm]
Sirius: heeelloooo lovely gays
Dorcas: hello
Len: hiiiii
Remus: hello dear
Lily: TEA?
James: oh heyyy lily how are you?
Lily: fine ig?
Len: ok, moving on from whatever that was-
Frank-short-top: how do i change my name
Alice: it’s funny thooooo
Frank-short-top: im not short
Alice: it doesn’t mean your short, it the opposite of longbottom, get it?
Frank-short-top: oh
Frank: yessir i got it
James: old man
Frank: damn what did i do
Sirius: struggled so much to change your name when it’s right on the top of the screen
James: exactly
Len: exactly
James: jinx
Len: jinx
Dorcas: damn are yall fuckin connected
Regulus: don’t tell sybill that
Peter: who
Regulus: the girl in our year who thinks she can see the future and shit
James: oof
Frank: we should be asleep
Len: fuck sleep
Dorcas: yes len
Sirius: bedtimes are homophobic
Mary: i agree
Mary: and how early we have to wake up
Remus: we wake up at 9 what do you mean
Mary: see, homohphobic
Remus: its not even that early!
Mary: ok old man
James: hey thats my line
Mary: too bad fucker
James: damn girl you woke up and chose violence
Mary: maybe if i didn’t have to wake up at 9 am!
James: i walked into that
Sirius: you did
James: ok
Lily: so resigned to your fate
James: OMG YOUR THINKING OF ME?
Lily: i guess?
James: WOHOOO
Sirius: james, jamie, my dude: chill
[marauders]
[11:45pm]
Sirius: u are not subtle, my dude
James: me?
Sirius: no, dumbledore
Sirius: yes you idiot
James: ok
Remus: he really is
Sirius: thanks for the support
Remus: anytime <3
Peter: yall are sus
Sirius: wonder why
James: 🫖 🫖🫖
Remus: haha wdym?
James: you know what i mean
Remus: greaat
[gg4y gays] a/n: (gg4y: Griffindor Girls Fourth Year)
[12:01pm]
Mary: whens the charms hw due
Lily: u realize we’re in the same room right
Len: yeah
Mary: i don’t want to interupt the wonderful silence
Len: eh fair
Lily: ugh fine, on the 24th
Mary: what date is it
Lily: omfg
Lily: the 20th
Mary: thank you, lily dear
Len: shall we adress the elephant in the room
Lily: hm?
Mary: regulus?
Len: wait what
Len: I was talking about potter, but oook
Mary: haha nvm…..
Lily: mhm
Lily: you aren’t getting of the hook mf
Len: did you just…
Mary: ...swear?
Lily: like i dont fucking do that
Len: NO OUR INNOCENT BEAN
Len: wait
Len: YOU MF
Len: TRYNA DISTRACT ME FROM POTTER
[12:08]
[Mary is typing]
Lily: Ooo wuts she typing….
[12:12]
Mary: ok so i mayy have a teensy itty bitty crush on regulus…..
Mary: I can tell yall are silently screaming
Len: ha… where would you get that conclusion
Mary: as you and lily said, we’re in the same room eejit
Lily: r u irish
Mary: wha
Lily: isn’t eejit an irish thing
Len: no.
Lily: ok good to know
[12:30]
Lily: yall are asleep aren’t you
Lily: night ig
[Smexy griffindors {+ reggie boi}]
[9:01am]
Regulus: mornin gays
Regulus: and peter
Regulus: and james
Regulus: and frank and alice
Frank: wow i dont even get my own message?
Alice: so you dont wanna share a message with me?
Frank: i didn’t say that !
Regulus: i just put yall together cause yall are an item
Regulus: wait arent you
Alice: no?
Frank: haha why would you think that ?
Regulus: help what do i say
Mary: we all thought that lol
Len: haha oops
James: mhm i dont believe yall
Len: us?
James: nah frank and alice
Frank: ok
James: ok?
[Chat between Alice and Frank]
[9:15]
Frank: heyyy
Alice: hii
Frank: soooo
Frank: yk the ball thing coming up?
Alice: yeah?
Frank: do you wanna go together?
Frank: if you don’t that’s completly fine haha
Alice: OMG YES
[gg4y gays]
[9:16]
Alice: PANICKING
Len: ARE YOU OKAY
Alice: PHISICALLY AT LEAST
Lily: WHAT’D I MISS
Mary: WHAT HAPPENED
Alice: FRANK ASKED ME TO THE BALL
Lily: JBSJBSJBSJB FIANLLY
Len: YASSSS
Mary: GO OFF QUEEN
Lily: u better have said yes
Alice: OFC I DID IDIOT
Alice: in fact i said “OMG YES” like an idiot
Len: oof
Mary: damn
Alice: wow thanks a lot guys
Lily: anytime dear
Mary: <3
Alice: 🖕
Len: :)
[Smexy griffindors (+ reggie boi)]
[10:03]
Sirius: YK WHAT WE SHOULD DO
Len: wut
Sirius: MAKE OUR OWN DORM
Len: im interested….
Sirius: YOU BETTER BE
James: but like arent inter-gender dorms not allowed
Sirius: the whole thing isnt allowed idiot
Sirius: plus it’d be gender non-conforming friendly too
Regulus: uwu rebel sirius
Sirius: shut up mommy’s boy
Regulus: wow so mature
James: and u saying “uwu rebel sirius” is mature?
Regulus: ugh fair
Lily: SIGN ME UP SIRIUS
James: haha me too if evans is gonna be there….
Remus: simp
James: shh!
Sirius: psh like she doesnt know
Lily: know what?
James: ANYWAY
James: back on track
James: who else is in
James: for the dorm
Len: MEEEE
Len: and everyone else in my dorm
Mary: damn okay
Lily: yayyyy
Alice: ok ig
Frank: shore
Remus: me too ig
Remus: but like whatr the logistics of this…
Remus: like where is it and stuff
Sirius: umm
Sirius: ur the logic one
Remus: ok
James: Lily’s smart! She can figure it out!
James: not to put all that on her baeutiful shoulders tho haha
James: i meant OVERLOADED shoulders haha
Lily: ok…?
Len: once classes are over we should snoop around for an empty classroom or sum
Len: who wants to figure out how they know we’re in our dorms at night
Len: and someone should figure out like protective spells n shit
Remus: ooo can i do the spell part
Mary: i can do the second one im pretty nosy
Remus: i read about this thing called the room of requiremtns
Remus: but other ppl probably use it too so
Remus: like dumbledore said he found a bunch of chamber pots in it when he had to pee one time
Mary: JBSJBSJBSJB WHAT
Len: LMAO
Lily: WHEN DID HE SAY THAT JBSJSBS
Remus: idk
Remus: he didnt explicitly say it was the room of requirments but i think it probably was
[5:30pm]
Len: yall ready to go snooping
Mary: yessirrrrrrr
Mary: oh also i went to the kitchens cause i assumed the house elfs would kno abt the dorm thing but no luck
Lily: maybe mcgonagall would know
Lily: we gotta be subtle tho
Mary: lily she likes you you should ask
Mary: oh and yeah we should wander around
Len: meet in front of griffindor common room?
Mary: sure
James: omw
Lily: coming
James: yayyyy
Sirius: coming
Remus: me too
Dorcas: wait for meee
Regulus: i guess ill help
James: alice and frank seem busy
Mary: doing what?
James: snogging each others brains out
Sirius: yuck