gay marauders era text fic

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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gay marauders era text fic
Summary
Forewarnig i wrote this when i was like 12 atnd it is ...cringy to say the least. Very sorry to anyone who has ever read this.Original summary: The marauder + friends' shenanigans
Note
Disclaimer: characters belong to jk rowling sadly what a bitch------------------------------------------------------I realize absolutly no one wants to read this, but it feels nessecary to properly understand it hahaLen(Marlene): they/them, lesbianDorcas: she/her, (mtf), lesbianLily: she/they, panJames: he/him, straight, maybe questioningSirius: they/he, (ftm), gayFrank: he/him, straightAlice: she/her, omniRemus: he/him, gayPeter: he/him, straight/questioningRegulus: he/him (fine with they tho), aroaceMary: she/her, biTonks: she/he (genderfluid), bi
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planning and snooping

The fifth years all meet in front of the portrait hole, getting some odd looks from other students due to the size of their group. Severus Snape, a stuck up Slytherin prefect, walks by, sneering, and James glares at him. Lily comes out of the portrait hole and he scampers away, head down.

Sirius climbs out of the portrait hole and they set off for an abandoned fourth floor corridor.

“Ok so what’s the plan?” Lily asks.

“I dunno,” Len says.

“Maybe we should just wander around separately and find something?” James suggests.

“I still can’t believe we’re doing this,” Remus rolls his eyes.

“Ok, just text everyone if you find something?” Sirius asks.

“Sure,” says Mary and the group goes their separate ways.

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Remus: STOP IM DYING

Sirius: WHT HAPPENED

Remus: I opened a random door and it was mcgonagalls office 😭

Remus: she was sitting with madam pompfrey very close

Remus: lil fruity if you ask me tbh

Mary: OMG TEA

Remus: has anyone found anything?

James: found a promising place on the fifth floor

James: but its right next to the arithmancy room so that might not be a great idea

Len: yea thats kinda risky

Lily: maybe some sort of more secret place would be better

James: like a secret passage?

Lily: oo sure

Lily: u kno any?

Remus: dont get him started

James: we should make a map of them

Sirius: oooooh yeah

Peter: i can do it while yall keep looking

Sirius: wait why arent you here

Peter: i lost my phone and then logged on too late

James: ofc u did

Peter: whats that supposed to mean !

James: nothing

Peter: ok

Lily: can i help with the map

James: of course !!

Lily: sounds good

Lily: when?

James: now, I guess?

James: we can let the others keep looking

[6:59]

James: anyone happen to know the dimensions of the entrance hall

Mary: um no

Remus: 30x60 meters

James: why do you know that

James: actaully i dont need to know

James: if you have more dimensional knowledge, plese come help us

Lily: pleaseeee

Remus: ok fine

Lily: yayyyyy

Mary: oo im coming too

Lily: oh you know dimensions too?

Mary: no im just bored

James: fair

[8:30]

James: we took a break but do yall think we should put enchantments on the maps

Sirius: oh yeah

Len: ooo we should have like a password like the portrait

Dorcas: when we find a room we should also make a password for our door

Mary: yea

Peter: 🎵its the final braincell doo doo dooo do do do do do🎵

Peter: sorry it was stuck in my head

Mary: understandable, it was stuck in my head earlier

Mary: now it’s in there again

Peter: sorry

Mary: its fine lol

Dorcas: we should find a funny portrait to use

Len: omg yeah

Sirius: what should our password be

Regulus: we don’t even have a room yet

Sirius: ugh fine

Lily: are frank and alice STILL snogging

Lily: i havent heard from them for a while

Mary: OOOO

Len: TEA

Mary: TEA

Frank: we were never snogging !!!!

James: mhm

James: where are yall then?

Alice: in the library

Frank: in the common room

Len: CAUGHT IN THE MF ACT

Frank: shut up

James: anywho

James: lily do you wanna wok on the map outside so we don’t have to wear our masks

James: i hear your really pretty

James: I MEAN ITS GONNA BE PRETTY OUTSIDE

Sirius: you are so fucking whipped

James: ugh

Lily: sure we can work outside

James; LMAO

Lily: ?

James: i just found a bunch of maps of diff parts of hogwarts in my trunk

Lily: did you just FORGET about those while we were slaving away?!

James: we weren’t slaving away we did like nothing

Remus: i have to side with james on that lily sorry

Lily: i thought we were FRIENDS remus

Remus: we areeeeee lily dearest

Remus: we just didnt do anything

Remus: we didnt even decide on a scale

Lily: good point

Dorcas: found an abandoned classroom

Len: oooo nice! Where?

Dorcas: by the divination tower

Dorcas: i think it’d be safe cause divination prof never leaves her classroom

Lily: lets go check it out before curfew

James: ok!

Sirius: whipped

Sirius: sounds good

Remus: ok

Remus: meet in common room in 5?

Mary: sure

Peter: Oooh I’ll come too!!!

Len: coming

Regulus: damn ill justv wait outiside for yall ig 😒

Sirius: have fun with that! :)

Len: awww brotherly love <3

Regulus: mhm

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“Ok, everyone here?” Dorcas asks, clapping her hands once.

“Yep!” Len says.

“Ok, lets go.”

The students leave the common room and are walking along the hallway when they pass Professor McGonagall and she looks at them suspiciously.

“Evening, Professor,” Len says, nodding.

“What are you up to?”

“What do you mean, Professor?” James says with an angelic smile.

“We genuinly aren’t doing anything, Professor,” Lily said.

Professor McGonagall narrows her eyes. “Alright, see you all in class tomorrow.”

She strode off in the direction they came from and the students sighed in relief.

“She didn’t believe us,” Dorcas says nervously.

“It’s okay,” Len said, “she always thinks we’re up to something.”

They proceeded on to the classroom, and Dorcas opened the door. Peeves suddenly flew out of the classroom chanting, “Students out of bed, students out of bed!”

“Shut up, Peeves,” Sirius said, “Of course we’re out of bed, it’s way before curfew!”

“He almost has a point,” Remus said, looking at his watch.

“Oh, fuck,” Len says, starting in the direction of the common room.

They made it back just as it hit curfew, and all headed to their rooms, promising to text each other.

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