The Founding of the Hogwarts Black Market (and other regrets)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
The Founding of the Hogwarts Black Market (and other regrets)
Summary
In 1981, it was made compulsory for British purebloods to go to Hogwarts.
Note
outline fic in the style of Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role because nobody wants to write actual words
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Chapter 8

year 3

Caelum and Leo are having an unspoken fight over whose pair of firsties is better. George and Fred absolutely love this competition, and Edmund and Aldon are in it to win it baybee (okay ed and al are second years now but who's counting, they're firsties in spirit)

Percy is just. so tired

Charlie is holding tryouts, Oliver is vibrating the entire common room

This is the year Leo discovers Polyjuice. Fred, George and Leo, that is. 

Caelum takes the alchemy classes too for the sole purpose of showing Albright up


Severus has only just managed to go unnoticed by Molly. this does not continue for long. (he’s co-parenting her newest son w her [actual factual] first-cousin, ofc she’ll notice him) he gets a sweater for christmas. it's all black, and has a silver R, "oops i must’ve sent you reggie's by mistake, why dont you take the evening off to go trade back"

Snape gets to see Regulus break down over recieving a Weasley sweater

reggie may or may not have placed the mistletoe over the floo, he'll never tell~

(it was Kreacher btw)

they wear each others for the evening bc Kreacher makes them

Andy bribed him to work his elven magicks to make the sweaters stay on for the evening. and she gets pics

Snape gives Regulus unimpressed looks for giving in

Sirius still doesn't know about any of this

they both decide to never wear them again-INTO THE FIRE THEY GO (Kreacher just hoards them)


Sirius is so mad he missed the event, when he eventually finds out. "WHY WASNT I INVITED TO REGGIE'S FIRST KISS?" "Sirius i had my first kiss in third year" "WHY WASNT I INVITED TO THAT ONE EITHER"


Tonks is jealous and makes it her goal to earn a Weasley sweater. Things Tonks attempts in pursuit of her goal: morphing into the fourth F&G

molly was just so tired, and charlie offered to help, so like, it's a bit wonky, but Tonks loves the specific colours he's chosen (pink, purple, blue, white)

Tonks is also smuggled in to hogwarts for the hols

legit no one noticed that the twins were quadruplets that year (Leo has decided to spend the hols as a twin bc Mischief) 


Year 4, something about Leo and his black market, but it's a nice normal year. As far as these things go, anyway. Oliver has been named Charlie’s successor as captain and is getting special training, and he’s over the moon about this. Albright has been shuffled over to Ravenclaw because McG was tired of his shit, and his nefarious plan from chapter 2 never came to fruition because everyone else was sick of his shit too and wouldn't cooperate.

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