Chapter 7
Eric finds out Lestrange has been brewing for the hospital wing and starts a boycott campaign. it ends when he walks into potions class one day with a very bloody nose and Snape is just. done.
and he starts promoting Illuminux products, says that bill weasley endorses them. this endorsement claim doesnt make it out of gryffindor tower
it's just so strange you know? how albright's oatmeal is always so creamy, even tho he's certain he's cut out dairy. "Wait, cream is dairy?"
Caelum feels mildly guilty and stops (but Fred and George will figure out he is the most annoying and most reactive person in Gryffindor tower and Caelum doesn't stop them because he still really hates Albright)
Bellatrix finds out somehow that her son has been unofficially-officially adopted by weasleys and is very upset. she hasn't been able to reach him tho, the floo to reggie's just won't connect for some reason. at this point Regulus lives in fear of also being adopted by weasleys (it's too late, unbeknownst to him: Uncle Reggie is Bill's favourite)
caelum reacts to "WEASLEY" and tries so hard to pretend he didn't just respond to it, "hey weasley?" "yeah?--DAMNIT" "you said IT YOU’RE A WEASEL" (this is Aldon)
Bellatrix is blaming Regulus for the whole "caelum is now a weasley" thing. Unfortunately he is very good at avoiding her. this is why newly-graduated bill is taken in as reggie's apprentice, bc he needs SOMEONE to help hold down the fort