The Founding of the Hogwarts Black Market (and other regrets)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
The Founding of the Hogwarts Black Market (and other regrets)
Summary
In 1981, it was made compulsory for British purebloods to go to Hogwarts.
Note
outline fic in the style of Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role because nobody wants to write actual words
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Chapter 2

Eric has hatched an evil plan to get this imposter (derogative) out of his house. this constant desire to sabotage his dormmate's life is only half of the reason he is placed into Ravenclaw in fourth year. Oliver just really really wants to talk abt quidditch yall pplz can we talk abt the iconique parkinson's pincer please

Percy just wants to be the best, like no one ever was. 

Charlie is supportive, and also has his eye on Oliver (who keeps pulling brooms out of nowhere????) 

Bill is like, bro, i'm studying for my NEWTS i am s h a k i n g charlie what did you put in my coffee char l i e

Leo, ever helpful, has been supplying Oliver w brooms he found in this one closet on the seventh floor-- 

Leo also, just so happens to uhhhhhh, yknow, transfigure one of the iguanas from mcgonagall's classroom into a tiny welsh green. Charlie has been Charmed! He will now turn a blind eye to your interhouse black market

Caelum is v smol and v angry and also where the fuck is that hazel eyed sneak it's almost dinner I want to sit w mulciber but i need a green tie


It is now a week from Samhain, Leo is popular w everyone third year and below, and has the respect of the older students as well. They don't ask where the firewhiskey is sourced from. Just keep them coming please. 

Caelum is not doing so great in some of his core classes, mainly HoM (ugggg boring, i will be reading these supplementary Potions books), Charms (why would I ever want to charm anyone, everyone is stupid enough), and astronomy (I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP)

He has mildly impressed Severus, but liek, c'mon, Mr. Hurst is clearly better at a boil cure than you are, Mr. Lestrange, perhaps if you spent your evenings STUDYING INSTEAD OF PESTERING ME you'd get better marks. you are dismissed.

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