Preparation
[ effie loves sirius more than james ]
4:37 pm
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: dont hate me but.. i have to cancel on the party
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i forgot i already made plans with someone else
effiesrealfavchild 😇: you what.
effiesrealfavchild 😇: james potter.
effiesrealfavchild 😇: james dont make me go alone with wormy
effiesrealfavchild 😇: im going to fuck you up james
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: I SAID DONT HATE ME
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: please i promise ill go next time
effiesrealfavchild 😇: its too late
effiesrealfavchild 😇: we’re over prongs 💔
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: im sorry padfoot 💔
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i hope in time you’ll be able to forgive me 😔
effiesrealfavchild 😇: its too late my love. we’re over. get out of my sight.
effiesrealfavchild 😇: anyway, i can’t believe YOU cancelled on a party
effiesrealfavchild 😇: what is so important that THE james potter is missing a chance to get drunk
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i already told you
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: im meeting someone
effiesrealfavchild😇: yeah i know, but who
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: its not important loll
effiesrealfavchild😇: do tell
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: fine.. reg
effiesrealfavchild😇: james you better be kidding or im gonna fuck you up for real 🤣
effiesrealfavchild😇: james.
effiesrealfavchild😇: oh my god youre not joking, are you
effiesrealfavchild😇: REGULUS?? WHY ARE YOU SEEING REGULUS?? AND THIS LATE IN THE EVENING?
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: theyre super sweet! it was so fun to catch up that day in the coffee store, we thought we should meet again sometime. so here we are. okay?
effiesrealfavchild😇: fine. have fun with my darling sibling.
[ Sirius Black and Regulus Black ]
4:42 pm
Sirius Black: if you hurt prongs you better be sure im going to hurt you
Regulus Black: we’re just friends Sirius! I have no ill intentions and rest assured, I’m not planning to hurt him. okay?
Sirius Black: fine. but im watching you reg
[ pharbz not barbz ]
4:44 pm
idont❤️mary: guys
idont❤️mary: james ditched us
idont❤️mary: asian on asian crime
i❤️nickiminaj: oh no
i❤️nickiminaj: im so sorry for your loss
i❤️nickiminaj: thats soo sad
idont❤️mary: shut up plant 🤣
idont❤️mary: who tf names their child after a plant.. “rosemary”
i❤️nickiminaj: you’re literally named after a star
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): am i the only one with a normal name here omg
i❤️nickiminaj: yeah like marlene is such a normal name
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): i hate you
i❤️nickiminaj: i care bc?
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): slay ikr
i❤️nickiminaj: stop saying ikr..
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): so true ikr
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): and now youre going to say i hate you
i❤️nickiminaj: i hate you
i❤️nickiminaj: UGH WTF??? how’d you know
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): youre just so predictable
idont❤️mary: conan gray when
i❤️nickiminaj: there she is 😍
idont❤️mary: speaking of me
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): sooo full of yourself
idont❤️mary: shut up
idont❤️mary: james had planned that we would watch dilwale dulhania le jayenge together at the party
idont❤️mary: so like since hes not coming
idont❤️mary: do we still watch it???
idont❤️mary: actually no lets watch it
idont❤️mary: you guys should understand how much pain i feel whenever i’m forced to watch it
idont❤️mary: which is like.. every other day.. actually i think i have the whole movie memorised at this point
i❤️nickiminaj: okay.. Great! Good for you x
i❤️nickiminaj: i mean we could but we’d probably need subtitles
i❤️nickiminaj: AND
i❤️nickiminaj: if you don’t watch the all too well ten minute movie, lily’s going to kill you
idont❤️mary: who’s lily?
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): my hookup from this week
i❤️nickiminaj: you know they called you her gf, not hookup 😨
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): oh
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): um
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ill talk to them when we meet in person
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): i mean i’d love to be friends
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): sirius how does “speaking of me” and then proceeding to talk about james make sense ???????????
idont❤️mary: the world revolves around me
i❤️nickiminaj: you wish
idont❤️mary: isn’t it true?
i❤️nickiminaj: no
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): no
[ peanut butter jelly time! ]
5:05 pm
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: REMMY
spotify is lilyphobic: i too think ratatouille was a good movie
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: shut up lils
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: remus
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: is that better ????
spotify is lilyphobic: No sorry
taylor swift is a pharb: what do you want casserole
spotify is lilyphobic: omg CASSEROLE LMAO. these names are killing me
mary | red era: good as they should
spotify is lilyphobic: shut up shawn the sheep
mary | red era: bro 😭??
spotify is lilyphobic: ya go cry about it
taylor swift is a pharb: omg slay lily badass era 😍
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: shut up all of you
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: remus come over rn i need help with my outfit for tonight
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: WHICH IS LIKE LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY SO COME QUICK
mary | red era: REMUS COME OVER TO MINE TOO I NEED HELP
spotify is lilyphobic: im good remus btw dont worry you can rely on me
spotify is lilyphobic: I LIED. pls come over xx
taylor swift is a pharb: i see how it is
taylor swift is a pharb: sabotage the gay person so they themself wont have time to look good
taylor swift is a pharb: its okay i take it as a compliment, im super fashionable ikr
mary | red era: no you dont.. all you wear are jumpers
taylor swift is a pharb: so you’re saying you dont want my help? no probem love <33
fuck you jake gyllenhaal: stop stalling remus and come over
taylor swift is a pharb: since YOU asked very kindly, i shall be happy to oblige
spotify is lilyphobic: wait cas im coming too dont shut your door
mary | red era: same but im not asking for your permission
[ pharbz not barbz ]
5:23 pm
idont❤️mary: you already know what im about to ask
i❤️nickiminaj: no im already over at dorcas’s
idont❤️mary: who
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ur mom
i❤️nickiminaj: that looks so weird.. “mom”
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): do you want me to say “your mum”
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): is that better
i❤️nickiminaj: no plz change it back! i apologize i will do anything to make it up to you
idont❤️mary: say your mum again please
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): your mum
idont❤️mary: EL OH EL LOL IM SENDING THIS TO JAMES
i❤️nickiminaj: el oh el???? who are you?
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): they’re spending too much time with prongsieboy
idont❤️mary: OI
idont❤️mary: ONLY I GET TO CALL JAMES THAT
[ effie loves sirius more than james ]
5:27 pm
effiesrealfavchild 😇:screenshot.jpg
effiesrealfavchild 😇: your MUM
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: OH MY FOSHH I CANNOT BREATHE ALMAO I CNAHSB OH MY GOSH EL OH ELLLLLL LOLLLL LMAO OMG BLOODY HEL GIUTHA THAT SO FUNNY I CANNOT PH MY GOSH IM SHOWING THIS TO REGULUES RN AND HES NOT WVEN LAUGHING I DONT UNDERSTANF THIS IS SO FUNNT OH MY GOSH LOLLL ELL OH ELL LMAOOOO HA
effiesrealfavchild 😇: Erm.. Ok!
[ pharbz not barbz ]
5:29 pm
idont❤️mary: james is weird
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): no shit
[hotties asf 🥵😈💪]
5:30 pm
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: you are coming over to help right
hotcoolsexylesbian: of course i am, don’t want to hear you whinge like a child
hotcoolsexylesbian: i’m here right now actually open your door or im kicking it down with my brand new doc martens x
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: you’re too weak for that
hotcoolsexylesbian: do you want to show up to the party with a black eye orr????