Mary Gets Hatecrimed
[effie loves sirius more than james]
10:17 am
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: guess who i ran into at madam puddifoots
effiesrealfavchild 😇: who
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: guess!!
effiesrealfavchild 😇: you know im bad at guessing prongs
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: you’re no fun :((
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: ill send a photo and you have to guess who it is!!
effiesrealfavchild 😇: ugh this is homophobia
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i am a proud homophobic pansexual!
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: okokok heres the photo
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️:
effiesrealfavchild 😇: reg???
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: see that wasnt so hard!!! :))
effiesrealfavchild 😇: thats literally my brother prongs..
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: yup!
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: hey do u wanna join us?
effiesrealfavchild 😇: cant
effiesrealfavchild 😇: im going shopping with marls
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: when?
effiesrealfavchild 😇: now
effiesrealfavchild 😇: im calling the uber rn
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i dont think you are..
effiesrealfavchild 😇: wdym??
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: marlene is here at puddifoots
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: theyre sitting outside
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️:
effiesrealfavchild 😇: brb im gonna go ask them what the fuck theyre doing there
effiesrealfavchild 😇: istg if i have to postpone my weekly shopping trip
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: i just warned them about you
mumsfavoriteboy ✌️✌️: dont ever delay sirius’ shopping
effiesrealfavchild 😇: at least someone has common sense
[hotties asf 🥵😈💪]
10:39 am
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: BRO???
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: WHAT THE FUCK???
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING????
hotcoolsexylesbian: oh god here it comes
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT HERE IT FUCKING COMES??
hotcoolsexylesbian: go with someone else you bloody idiot
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: no i only like going with you
hotcoolsexylesbian: aww does the little homo have a crush on me 🥺🥺🥺
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: fuck you
hotcoolsexylesbian: ew no im a lesbian and youre gay
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: i’ll be straight for you ;)
hotcoolsexylesbian: im this close to blocking u rn
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: lets be even closer
hotcoolsexylesbian: istg one more time and im going to block you
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: you cant do that after the shit you just put me through
hotcoolsexylesbian: YOU NEVER SAID WHEN YOU JUST SAID LETS GO SHOPPING
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: WELL WHEN DO I USUALLY GO SHOPPING?? SATURDAY
hotcoolsexylesbian: GO WITH MARY THEN IM BUSY
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: MARY HAS SHIT TASTE
hotcoolsexylesbian: omg im sending that to mary
[m&ms]
10:46 am
marley&me: screenshot.jpg
maryhadalittlelamb: that does it im walking over to that fuckers dorm
[hotties asf 🥵😈💪]
10:46 am
hotcoolsexylesbian: good luck babe 💋💋
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: i hate you marlene mckinnon
hotcoolsexylesbian: touche
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: what are you even doing thats more important than me and my shopping
hotcoolsexylesbian: well
hotcoolsexylesbian: if all goes well i might be doing a very pretty redhead tonight
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: any room for me
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: omg fuck mary is banging on my door
hotcoolsexylesbian: open the door bae xx
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: SHE JUST SLAPPED ME AND WALKED OUT
hotcoolsexylesbian: omg thats hot
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: bro??
hotcoolsexylesbian: gtg my date is here!
thefinesthomosexualintheworld: 🖕
hotcoolsexylesbian: love you more
[James Potter and Regulus Black]
2:56 pm
James Potter: hey coffee was super fun!!
James Potter: i’ve missed you and it felt so great to catch up
Regulus Black: yes thats exactly what I was feeling!!:)
Regulus Black: wanna meet up soon?? maybe tomorrow?
James Potter: oh my gosh yes thats perfect!
[m&ms]
10:27 pm
maryhadalittlelamb: how was your date marls!
marley&me: wow
marley&me: it was just wow
marley&me: god she was so sweet and like asked for my permission before doing anything like wow they were wow
maryhadalittlelamb: ok so im like close friends with your date and they told me all about you as well
marley&me: oh god
marley&me: was it something good
marley&me: please tell me she was saying good things about me
maryhadalittlelamb: they said like almost the same things you just told me about her
marley&me: oh ok
marley&me: is that good?
maryhadalittlelamb: youre slow asf
maryhadalittlelamb: yes its good
marley&me: SIOJIOAJNOIKDNHIOGKNASKJDGJKA I WIN LANSNJKVBN
maryhadalittlelamb: calm ur tits
maryhadalittlelamb: anyways i dont even care about how it went
marley&me: rude???
maryhadalittlelamb: no i needed to know if you both liked each other cus i had a godly idea
maryhadalittlelamb: when do i not though
marley&me: always
maryhadalittlelamb: fuck you
maryhadalittlelamb: anyways im going to explain because youre clearly not going to ask
maryhadalittlelamb: we could do a meetup with both my friend groups!
marley&me: ok so what does that have to do with lily and i’s date
maryhadalittlelamb: because lily makes up 1/4 of my other friend group???
maryhadalittlelamb: besides remus (the person sirius was drooling over) is also part of that friend group and you dont even know how badly i want to see sirius embarrassed
marley&me: oh my gosh me too bae xoxo
maryhadalittlelamb: no thats a me thing find something else to twin over
maryhadalittlelamb: anyways does tomorrow work i need my entertainment asap!
marley&me: i mean sure, ill ask sirius tmr and they can ask pete and james
maryhadalittlelamb: omg great ill ask the rest tomorrow too then
maryhadalittlelamb: sweet dreams lesbian
marley&me: sweet nightmares bisexual
maryhadalittlelamb: i dont think it works like that @lilyslover
marley&me: it does now @maryissingle
maryhadalittlelamb: BITCH I WILL FIND SOMEONE SOON AND THEN IM GOING TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE
marley&me: watch me get married before u
maryhadalittlelamb: i might just slap you like i did to sirius earlier today