all stars are born with a lover

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
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all stars are born with a lover
Summary
texting fic about the marauders in uni! inspired by texting fics ive been reading, but some chapters will not be in the texting format!it might seem similar to those you've read before, but i promise not to make it repetitive. the plot is different and i'll try to include as much diversity as possible! happy reading focuses around wolfstar, but includes dorlene, jegulus, macevans, and a lily & marlene hookup in place of the mary & remus hookup!// currently on hiatus, as i'm busy with school! will be back soon
Note
in which sirius and remus see each other at the three broomsticks for the first time  username guide for this chapter! sirius : idont❤️maryremus : j(g)elly marlene : PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)/marley&memary : i❤️nickiminaj/maryhadalittlelamb/(b)utterlily : (b)utter is a swiftie dorcas : (p)eanut ———background info on why their nicknames are what they are!! sirius absolutely despises nicki minaj so mary says she loves nicki to piss sirius off, hence the i ❤️ nicki minaj and i don’t ❤️ mary marlene would simp for phoebe bridgers which is why that is their nickname lily made the groupchat with dorcas, remus, mary and herself. the reason everyone has pbj related names is because the first letter of the words line up with their sexualities. i see dorcas as pan, so (p)eanut. same thing for mary and lily; i see them as bi. the reason lilys nickname has ‘is a swiftie’ at the end is because i think lily would find a way to incorporate taylor swift into every nickname she has (in gcs). remus is j(g)elly because i see them as gay. lilys thought process was that j and g are similar letters so it works! no one bothered changing them because everyone loves lilsmary had a little lamb is a very well known childrens poem marley and me is a movie ———other info that might help you to understand what’s happening in the chapter<3  mary says she can’t go out with sirius because shes busy. this is because she *was* busy, just with her friends who happened to be at the same restaurant sirius went to
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Love (?) at First Sight

[pharbz not barbz]

1:43 pm




idont❤️mary: im going to the 3 broomsticks for drinks



i❤️nickiminaj: ok??? so go???



idont❤️mary: stfu

 

idont❤️mary: i was asking who wanted to come w me but ur invitation has been revoked mary 



i❤️nickiminaj: like i care 



idont❤️mary: im blocking u



i❤️nickiminaj: no ur not 



idont❤️mary blocked i❤️nickiminaj   ]



i❤️nickiminaj: YOU BITCH WTF

 

i❤️nickiminaj: GET BACK HERE 

 

i❤️nickiminaj: IM GOING TO WALK OVER TO UR DORM WTF BITCH I SWEAR



idont❤️mary: screenshot.jpg

 

idont❤️mary: 3 blocked messages🤔🤔🤔🤔



i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)

 

i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)

 

i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): what teh fuck mary 



i❤️nickiminaj: MARLENE THE STUPID BITCH BLOCKED ME

 

i❤️nickiminaj: TELL THEM TO UNBLOCK ME 

 

i❤️nickiminaj: RN 



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): LMFAOINSGKJ PLASE 



i❤️nickiminaj: not funny. 



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ur right

 

PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): sirius please unblock mary🥺🥺🥺🥺



idont❤️mary: only for u ;)



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): wtf

 

PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ew 



idont❤️mary unblocked i❤️nickiminaj   ]



i❤️nickiminaj: THANK YOU OMFG



idont❤️mary: anywayyss

 

idont❤️mary: drinks??? on me????



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): as much as i want to see you finally pay for drinks, i have class in 2 



idont❤️mary: mary??



i❤️nickiminaj: im busy 



idont❤️mary: so is that a no



i❤️nickiminaj: what do you think



idont❤️mary: u guys are the worst 



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): wbk



i❤️nickiminaj: have fun on ur own😁😁 




[pharbz not barbz]

2:13 pm




idont❤️mary: im here 



i❤️nickiminaj: why r u telling us this 

 

i❤️nickiminaj: we don’t need to know everything you do 



idont❤️mary: i’m walking in 

 

idont❤️mary: i found a table 



i❤️nickiminaj: no one likes you 



idont❤️mary: NO CUS SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP 



i❤️nickiminaj: who tf is speaking



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): you're insufferable sirius

 

PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): what happened now 



idont❤️mary: THERES LITERALLY A HOT PERSON??? LIKE.. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME OMG???



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): did you just fall in love? 



idont❤️mary: MAYBE IDK BUT OMG 

 

idont❤️mary: STOP THEYRE TOO FINE MY EYES CANT TAKE IT 



i❤️nickiminaj: then turn around 



idont❤️mary: this is why i don’t love you

 

idont❤️mary: anyways there’s also this pretty person sitting with the love of my life that you might like marlene 



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): WHAT

 

PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): FORGET PHOEBE I WANT THEM (jk i love you pheebs you will always be in my heart) 

 

PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE):



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): SNED A PHOTO RN 



idont❤️mary: i can’t they’re right in front of me you dumb bitch 



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): fuck you 



idont❤️mary: bet;)



PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR (WIFE) blocked idont❤️mary   ]




[peanut butter jelly time!]

2:21 pm




j(g)elly: hey 

 

j(g)elly: have any of you seen that person before? like around campus? 



(p)eanut: babe, we’re sitting right next to you. you can talk to us!:)



(b)utter: so true dorcas🙏🙏 



j(g)elly: well yeah but like.. they’re sitting a table apart

 

j(g)elly: what if they heard me? 



(b)utter is a swiftie: omg does moony have a little crush🥺



j(g)elly: shut up lily. 

 

j(g)elly: someone answer my question 



(p)eanut: who are you talking about?



j(g)elly: the person sitting in front of us with the long black hair, tattoos and heavy eyeliner

 

j(g)elly: well i guess sitting behind mary and lils 



(b)utter: wait omg does this person happen to have blue eyes

 

(b)utter: like piercingly blue eyes 



j(g)elly: yeah..



(b)utter: omg 

 

(b)utter: this is too much



(b)utter is a swiftie: mary the whole restaurant can hear you laughing 




[m&ms]

2:26 pm




maryhadalittlelamb: guess what i just found out 



marley&me: what



marley&me: mary?? its been 2 minutes??



maryhadalittlelamb: SORRY I CANT LMFAO 

 

maryhadalittlelamb: its just too funny 



marley&me: elaborate 



maryhadalittlelamb: ok so 

 

maryhadalittlelamb: yk the person sirius was just yelling about 



marley&me: yeah? what about them?



maryhadalittlelamb: im at brunch with them and 2 other friends rn



marley&me: WAIT SO YOU KNOW THE PERSON SIRIUS TOLD ME WAS PRETTY??????? 



maryhadalittlelamb: stop being a lesbian for a minute and let me fucking finish 



marley&me: sorry mommy🥺



maryhadalittlelamb: stfu bitch

 

maryhadalittlelamb: ok so anyways im w them rn and like sirius’ “love of their life” just texted our little groupchat asking some things which essentially implied they thought sirius was cute

 

maryhadalittlelamb: marlene? wake tf up?



marley&me: sorry i just choked on the air 

 

marley&me: LMFAOO THATS SO FUNNY GOODNIGHT 

 

marley&me: we’re not telling them right??



maryhadalittlelamb: no my dear marlene of course not



marley&me: ok good 




[m&ms]

7:43 pm




marley&me: LMAO 



maryhadalittlelamb: its not even funny anymore 




[m&ms]

10:43 pm




marley&me: hey can i have your pretty friends number 

 

maryhadalittlelamb: no



marley&me: bitch

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