
Love (?) at First Sight
[pharbz not barbz]
1:43 pm
idont❤️mary: im going to the 3 broomsticks for drinks
i❤️nickiminaj: ok??? so go???
idont❤️mary: stfu
idont❤️mary: i was asking who wanted to come w me but ur invitation has been revoked mary
i❤️nickiminaj: like i care
idont❤️mary: im blocking u
i❤️nickiminaj: no ur not
[ idont❤️mary blocked i❤️nickiminaj ]
i❤️nickiminaj: YOU BITCH WTF
i❤️nickiminaj: GET BACK HERE
i❤️nickiminaj: IM GOING TO WALK OVER TO UR DORM WTF BITCH I SWEAR
idont❤️mary: screenshot.jpg
idont❤️mary: 3 blocked messages🤔🤔🤔🤔
i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)
i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)
i❤️nickiminaj: @PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE)
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): what teh fuck mary
i❤️nickiminaj: MARLENE THE STUPID BITCH BLOCKED ME
i❤️nickiminaj: TELL THEM TO UNBLOCK ME
i❤️nickiminaj: RN
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): LMFAOINSGKJ PLASE
i❤️nickiminaj: not funny.
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ur right
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): sirius please unblock mary🥺🥺🥺🥺
idont❤️mary: only for u ;)
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): wtf
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): ew
[ idont❤️mary unblocked i❤️nickiminaj ]
i❤️nickiminaj: THANK YOU OMFG
idont❤️mary: anywayyss
idont❤️mary: drinks??? on me????
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): as much as i want to see you finally pay for drinks, i have class in 2
idont❤️mary: mary??
i❤️nickiminaj: im busy
idont❤️mary: so is that a no
i❤️nickiminaj: what do you think
idont❤️mary: u guys are the worst
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): wbk
i❤️nickiminaj: have fun on ur own😁😁
[pharbz not barbz]
2:13 pm
idont❤️mary: im here
i❤️nickiminaj: why r u telling us this
i❤️nickiminaj: we don’t need to know everything you do
idont❤️mary: i’m walking in
idont❤️mary: i found a table
i❤️nickiminaj: no one likes you
idont❤️mary: NO CUS SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP
i❤️nickiminaj: who tf is speaking
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): you're insufferable sirius
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): what happened now
idont❤️mary: THERES LITERALLY A HOT PERSON??? LIKE.. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME OMG???
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): did you just fall in love?
idont❤️mary: MAYBE IDK BUT OMG
idont❤️mary: STOP THEYRE TOO FINE MY EYES CANT TAKE IT
i❤️nickiminaj: then turn around
idont❤️mary: this is why i don’t love you
idont❤️mary: anyways there’s also this pretty person sitting with the love of my life that you might like marlene
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): WHAT
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): FORGET PHOEBE I WANT THEM (jk i love you pheebs you will always be in my heart)
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE):
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): SNED A PHOTO RN
idont❤️mary: i can’t they’re right in front of me you dumb bitch
PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR(WIFE): fuck you
idont❤️mary: bet;)
[ PHOEBEBRIDGERSMYLORDANDSAVIOUR (WIFE) blocked idont❤️mary ]
[peanut butter jelly time!]
2:21 pm
j(g)elly: hey
j(g)elly: have any of you seen that person before? like around campus?
(p)eanut: babe, we’re sitting right next to you. you can talk to us!:)
(b)utter: so true dorcas🙏🙏
j(g)elly: well yeah but like.. they’re sitting a table apart
j(g)elly: what if they heard me?
(b)utter is a swiftie: omg does moony have a little crush🥺
j(g)elly: shut up lily.
j(g)elly: someone answer my question
(p)eanut: who are you talking about?
j(g)elly: the person sitting in front of us with the long black hair, tattoos and heavy eyeliner
j(g)elly: well i guess sitting behind mary and lils
(b)utter: wait omg does this person happen to have blue eyes
(b)utter: like piercingly blue eyes
j(g)elly: yeah..
(b)utter: omg
(b)utter: this is too much
(b)utter is a swiftie: mary the whole restaurant can hear you laughing
[m&ms]
2:26 pm
maryhadalittlelamb: guess what i just found out
marley&me: what
marley&me: mary?? its been 2 minutes??
maryhadalittlelamb: SORRY I CANT LMFAO
maryhadalittlelamb: its just too funny
marley&me: elaborate
maryhadalittlelamb: ok so
maryhadalittlelamb: yk the person sirius was just yelling about
marley&me: yeah? what about them?
maryhadalittlelamb: im at brunch with them and 2 other friends rn
marley&me: WAIT SO YOU KNOW THE PERSON SIRIUS TOLD ME WAS PRETTY???????
maryhadalittlelamb: stop being a lesbian for a minute and let me fucking finish
marley&me: sorry mommy🥺
maryhadalittlelamb: stfu bitch
maryhadalittlelamb: ok so anyways im w them rn and like sirius’ “love of their life” just texted our little groupchat asking some things which essentially implied they thought sirius was cute
maryhadalittlelamb: marlene? wake tf up?
marley&me: sorry i just choked on the air
marley&me: LMFAOO THATS SO FUNNY GOODNIGHT
marley&me: we’re not telling them right??
maryhadalittlelamb: no my dear marlene of course not
marley&me: ok good
[m&ms]
7:43 pm
marley&me: LMAO
maryhadalittlelamb: its not even funny anymore
[m&ms]
10:43 pm
marley&me: hey can i have your pretty friends number
maryhadalittlelamb: no
marley&me: bitch