Chapter 1
TITLE: Daddy issues
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: jesus christ, voldemort
WRITERS: sissy, dino, arson ;)
RATED ALL AGES
Jesus Christ and Voldemort walked into a bar. They were an unlikely pair, but the two had more in common than you might think.
"So Jesus," said Voldemort, "talked to your father lately?"
"No Voldy," sighed Jesus, irritated that Voldemort had once again brought up such a sore spot.
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"Yeesh... I didn't know it was that bad," Voldemort muttered as he sank lower in his seat. "Is he still not over us? Over all of that? It really wasn't that bad for one time."
Jesus chewed on his lip without a word, his gaze only growing more bitter over time.
"Or not?"
Finally the holy saint looked up at the pale figure. "It was more than just one time, you know that, Voldy."
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Voldemort turned to look at him.
"You know you can call me Tom, right?"
"I COULD, but that would mean something."
He took a final sip of his beer and signaled the bartender for a water. Taking a sip of his wine, Jesus looked heavenward.
"Look at the pair of us, huh? Escaping death only to be trapped with each other in immortality."
Voldemort reached out to him but his hand met only smoke.
"Wait! Not yet! I never got to tell you I--"
A beacon of light shone from the sky and destroyed the bar.
"God be with ye, old friend." Jesus cried
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