Chapter 8
Dumbledore's minions
Albus: do you know
Albus: I'm like always right with the ships here
Minnie: wonder why that is
Albus: what's that supposed to mean minerva
Minnie: that you're the best wizard in the world so you probably knew it was going to happen eventually idk
Severus: that makes sense
Albus: I don't like this bullying
Albus: save this for the slytherins
Albus: apart from the 8th years 😍😍
Pomona: are you cheating our bets albus
Albus: not at all
Pomona: ...k
Severus: still can't believe two of my female slytherins got together
Albus: wait till draco and harrys turn
Severus: I refuse to believe that will ever happen
Minnie: im with severus on this one
Poppy: well you have seen the eighth years recently
Filius: they're becoming very close
Sluggy: Draco and Harry are definitely closer in potions these days. they don't argue or give each other glares all lesson anymore
Sluggy: whys my name sluggy
Albus; thats your name
Sluggy: no it's horace why cant it be my first name like all of you
Albus: I prefer sluggy
Rubeus: hello everyone
Albus: hagridd my best friend
Albus: the only one here who won't BULLY ME
Rubeus: who's bullying you
Rubeus: I'll feed em to aragogs army
Albus: no no please don't do that
Minnie: Hagrid do you think that draco and harry will ever start dating
Rubeus: malfoy and harry?? blimey I never imagined those two would end up together
Severus: I agree.
Rubeus: although
Minnie: no no although
Rubeus: they have seemed quite tight recently
Rubeus: but so have all the eighth years
Severus: yes a mere friendship
Severus: that's still a bit strong.
Minnie: do you think any of us want my gryffindor golden boy to DATE that snake
Severus: snake?? rude
Minnie: he's literally slytherin
Severus: sh
Sluggy: I think you need to all face the facts and realise that their entire generation is somewhat gay
Albus: we love that for them
Minnie: get that representationnn
Albus: 😍😍😍
Poppy: you two just want to see gay students because you are gay
Albus: no u
Poppy: what
Albus: ur gay
Minnie: u think she doesn't know that
Albus: yes
Minnie: we're literally married i-
Albus: oh i forgot
Poppy: HOW
Albus: BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO TELL THE KIDS FFS
Minnie: I just think it's unprofessional. Why would we need to?
Albus: because it's key information??????!?"!?£?EsG?ah
Minnie: ok then
Minnie: well ALBUS when is it going to be time for you to find a man then you tell the kids
Pomona: minnie you know whats about to happen
Severus: oh god why did you have to say it
Albus: because
Albus: MINERVA.
Minnie: oops
Albus: I MISS GRINDELWALD.
Minnie: ALBUS ITS BEEN 53 YEARS
Minnie: GET OVER IT HE WAS A RAGING PSYCHOPATH ANYWAY
Albus: i know :(
Minnie: ugh come to my office I'll braid your hair and we can eat chocolate
Severus: uh
Minnie: yes severus you can come too I'll let you cry over Lily
Severus: omw