party in the RoR 🤪🤪
The traumatic trio
Hermy: do u guys think its true that pansy likes me
Harry: obviously
Ron: obviously
Hermy: why obviously
Harry: because you two are always staring at each other with the same look in your eyes that says "i want to marry this woman and have all her children"
Ron: pretty much sums it up
Hermy: what if your wrong
Harry: then why would draco put that on the gc
Ron: and then why did pansy try to murder him
Hermy: idkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
8th years!!
Susan: I'm bored
Draco: Do something
Hannah: thats rude
Susan: Where is everyone rn
Harry: omw to dumbledores office he wants to see me for some reason
Pansy: ooh you'll have to update us
Harry: I will bae xoxo
Tracey: hey susan im bored too
Tracey: let's do something
Tracey: like a whole group of us
Tracey: whoevers free
Draco: Tracey it's 9pm you only have an hour
Tracey: i have as long as i want if i dont get caught
Pansy: THATS THE SPIRIT
Harry: why don't you use the room of requirement
Tracey: the what
Harry: you know the room where all you slytherins caught us and dobbed us in to Umbridge
Daphne: oh yeahhh good times
Parvati: that wasnt fun for us
Hannah: yeah we were learning loads from Harry before you interrupted us
Draco: soz
Pansy: its not us anymore dont get mad ☹
Draco: yeah what she said
Blaise: ugh that umbridge woman was a bitch
Harry: yesss king blaise said what we all thoughttt
Harry: oop gtg im at dumbledores office
Pansy: byeee have funn
Susan: so harrys gone how the hell do you get into the RoR
Hermione: oh its easy really
Susan: oh right harry tells you everything
Hermione: just walk past the empty wall on the 7th floor hallway 3 times thinking exactly about what you want from the room
Ron: then a door appears
Hermione: and done
Tracey: sick
Susan: so who's free rn?!??11?
Tracey: obvi me im already on my way with daphne and pansy
Pansy: blaise couldnt make it apparently he has homework?? whos ever heard of that
Ron: Hermione's told me to tell you she says no, shes going to the library
Ron: i was gonna go but shes drqagging me wuth her rnn
Ron: beyeeee
Padma: parvati and I are coming were boreddd
Parvati: i think we persuaded michael terry and anthony but im not sure
Tracey: YOOO THIS ROOMS SO COOL
Daphne: TRACEY MADE IT LOOK AMAZING
Susan: OOOOOO IM NEARLY THEREEE
Susan: guys tehy lied its slytherin colours :(
Terry: I HAVE FIREWHISKYYY
Terry: IM ON MY WAYYY
Anthony: NOW THATS A PARTY IM COMING TOO
Pansy: YESSS TERRY I LOVE YOU
Terry: yes yes im the hero here, we all knew that
Ron: ugghghhh i wanna go!!
Ron: hermione let me go
Hermione: stop texting in the library
Ron: why-
Hermione: because!!
Ron: bye guys ☹
9:34pm
8th years!!
Harry: YOYOYOY IM DONE IN DUMBLEDORES OFFICE
Pansy: HARRYEE COME JOIN US
Tracey: waht did dunbledore watn???
Harry: IT WAS SI FUNNY
Harry: he asked me
Harry: how pansy and hermione were
Harry: and whether me and draco had gotten any friendlier recently
Harry: he deffo has a bet riding on this
Draco: guess he won't be earning any money then xoxo
Draco: unless its from pans and hermione obviously
Harry: ofc
Daphne: HAHAHAH
Parvati: I LVOE HIM
Pansy: BYEEE
Pansy: mionee dont u wanna help dumbley outtt 😍😍
Hermione: no.
Draco: shes crting now
Draco: crying
Hermione: oh
Harry: how is she this drunk you guys have had access to firewhisky for 30 minutes-
Draco: shes had three bottles
Harry: dear god
Harry: im omw i wanna see this 🤪
Pansy: YAYYYY GARRY
Pansy: HARRY
Padma: GARRYY SHSRHGLUAEGI;AEU
Pansy: shshshhs
Ron: GUYS
Ron: I GOT AWAY
Ron: IM ON MY WAY RN
Ron: i think shes following me im going to die tonight
Hermione: oh no im just coming with you
Hermione: i dont like doing homework knowing that i might be missing out on somethig
Blaise: yeah im on my way too- god knows why.
Draco: cos you love ussss
Blaise: i disagree.
Pansy: you love meeeee
Blaise: ofc xx
Draco: kinda rude
Blaise: xoxo
10:17
8th years!!
Harry: who else saw that/!?!>>
Draco: do u mean the thign in the corner
Ron: THINGF?
Padma: everoeyne saw it 😭
Terry: waas that pansyt abd germione??