pansy likes hermione??
8th years!!
Draco: blaise u know pansy likes hermione right
Blaise: draco..
Blaise: wrong chat.
Draco: ohhh fuck
Pansy: MALFOY
Draco: so it was nice knowing you all!!
Draco: I'm going to go into hiding now for the rest of my life!!
Millie: she just left our dorm
Harry: HAHAH
Ron: oh my god BYEE
Hermione: huh
Blaise: LMAOOO DRACO RAN FOR IT
Blaise: we were sitting outside he sprinted off in a random direction this is so funny
Pansy: he's outside somewhere??
Draco: no
Seamus: HAHAH I SEE PANSY RAMPAGING
Padma: she nearly squished me and then turned all nice to apologise before becoming angry and running off again
Draco: I am literally gonna die oh my god
Draco: well
Dean: nice knowing u
Seamus: well since 8th year anyway-
Luna: oh dear draco you seem to have made a mistake
Draco: yes luna i think i have
Draco: oh my god is that herreguegTGVEGHD
Neville: I think she found him
Hannah: HELPP HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT INSIDE ME, SUSAN AND JUSTIN CAN SEE HIM BEING MURDERED </3
Terry: and you don't think to go help???
Susan: no this is funny??
Justin: LMAOO EVERYONE'S STARING
Hannah: OH MY GOD MINNIEEE
Harry: MY FAV TEACHER?? SHE'S THERE??
Susan: SHE'S LIKE RUNNING FROM THE CASTLE DOWN THE SLOPE LMAOAOO
Hannah: SHE LOOKS SO DONE
Harry: WHEN I TELL YOU I SPRINTED FROM THE DORM TO OUTSIDE
Harry: where are u guysss
Harry: nvm i think its where snape is following mcgonagall to
Harry: BYE McGonagall looks so done 😭
Blaise: her and snape have experienced this many times before
Harry: i see you guys im coming to sit w u and watch!!
Ron: update us!!
Susan: Minnie split them up HSAHAH
Hannah: i can hear snape asking pansy what draco did now
Blaise: she's obviously not gonna tell him the truth right
Hannah: oh my god
Susan: HAHAH
Justin: HELPP
Harry: SNAPE'S FACE-
Ron: WHAT HAPPENED??
Harry: Pansy told him the truth LMAOOOO HE LOOKS TRAUMATISED
Justin: McGonagall doesn't even look surprised????
Dean: minnie ships her students
Hannah: HAH
Susan: wish sprout was that cool
Luna: I'm pretty sure all the teachers have a bet actually!
Harry: HUH??
Luna: I overheard them once!
Ginny: she's right
Ginny: they bet how long it'll take for different kids to get together
Ginny: McGonagall saw us kiss once and she sprinted to where Flitwick and Dumbledore stood and literally screamed "you owe me 10 galleons old man" at dumbledore
Harry: NO??
Luna: yes!!
Ron: BYEE
Blaise: HAHA
Hannah: LMAOOO
Susan: I LOVE THEM
Ron: who else do they ship??
Ginny: I only know a few but in this gc its like
Ginny: Pansy and Hermione, Draco and Harry, Dean and Seamus, Daphne and Tracey, Ron and Blaise andd idk who else
Luna: they used to ship lee jordan and george weasley!!
Ginny: DID THEY??
Luna: yep!
Ron: me and BLAISE?
Ron: literally why
Ginny: it's like the golden trio x the silver trio duh
Ron: huh
Harry: huh
Blaise: huh
Luna: the golden trio: harry, ron, hermione and the silver trio: draco, blaise and pansy
Hermione: oh
Harry: mioneee youre back
Hermione: no
Ron: yes
Draco: ITS OK IM ALIVE
Harry: shame
Draco: rude-
Draco: THE TEACHERS SHIP ALL THOSE PEOPLE?? BYE
Neville: why are the teachers cooler than us
Hannah: neville its a very low bar
Neville: rude?
Padma: no i love the teachers
Parvati: anyone notice they literally only ship gay ships-
Harry: HAHA I LOVE THAT
Draco: BYE-
Daphne: do they know that tracey and I are together??
Seamus: and me and dean
Ginny: idk
Ginny: make out in front of them and see their reactions
Dean: maybe we will at dinner
Hermione: ginnyyy lunaa you should come sit at the 8th years table
Luna: is that allowed??
Draco: who cares
Draco: you guys are funny
Ginny: never imagined that coming from Draco Malfoy
Luna: true
Tracey: daph u wanna make out at dinner 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
Daphne: id love to
Harry: gay
Daphne: imagine the field day that the prophet would have if they found out the boy who lived twice is bi
Harry: imagine how theyd feel when they find out nearly everyone at hogwarts is gay
Harry: son of former death eater, golden trio, nearly all the weasleys, silver trio, horcrux killer neville, etc
Ginny: well if they fucking knew dumbledore and minnie were both gay
Harry: ARE THEY???
Ron: WHAT
Blaise: HUH
Draco: YO
Pansy: ive come back just to show surprise here
Pansy: WHAT
Ginny: none of you knew?
Luna: I thought everyone knew
Ginny: so did I
Harry: EXPLAIN
Ginny: well dumbledore's gay and minnie's a lesbian what more is there to say
Harry: i love them even more than before
Ginny: how did you not notice bye
Harry: IDKK ITS SO OBVIOUS NOW YOU SAY IT??
Luna: is anyone going down to dinner? I want to see people making out to the shock of the teachers!!
Ron: yes Luna we'll meet you at the 8th year table soon
Once again, the group of students had taken their seats at the 5th table in the hall, the other students and teachers much accustomed to the behaviour by now. Luna and Ginny had tagged along, as invited, and were sitting and laughing with a few Slytherin girls, which made the sight especially weirder for anyone who had not gotten used to it. I mean, it was Ginny Weasley, the literal most powerful, girlboss, woman in the entire school. Nearly all the boys were terrified their balls would get cut off if they stepped out of line around her.
"So, when's phase one?" Luna asked, spooning some fluffy mashed potato onto her plate as she looked around at the two Slytherins and two Gryffindors who had agreed to help start a few rumours here and there, and receive some sort of a reaction from Dumbledore or McGonagall.
"Soon, I suppose. Whenever Daph wants to." The brown haired Slytherin replied, looking round at her girlfriend who smirked at her subtly. Then, all of a sudden Daphne's lips were on Tracey's, and everyone at the 8th year table stopped talking and silently laughed at the pair. The sudden silence from the side of the hall then caused a chain reaction from the other students and teachers. Soon enough, the other 4 tables were staring with shock, and disgust from some. Gasps and whispers filled the sudden quiet, and a loud booming voice could be heard among the high table.
"Told you Severus! It's before Christmas, so cough up!" Dumbledore had obviously spoken louder than intended, with his sudden excitement, as he cast a guilty look towards the 8th year table, who were now the only table actually making any noise. All of the students were now giggling loudly at Dumbledore, and even harder when they caught sight of Snape's face, which was furious as he handed over 10 galleons to Dumbledore.