Chapter 1
The traumatic trio
Hermy: Harry! Where are you?
Chosen one: Nowhere
Hermy: You need to do your homework!
Chosen one: thats why im hiding duh
Hermy: sO you are hiding??
Chosen one: no
Chosen one: no ty
Hermy: Is that you?
Chosen one: who
Hermy: oh my god are you hiding behind the beech tree
Chosen one: literally no i think you have the wrong chosen one
Chosen one: MIONE PLEASE STOP CHASING ME IM SCARED
Ginger: hermione are you trying to murder harry again?
Hermy: he has a potions essay due tomorrow
Ginger: harry run for your life
Chosen one: IM TRIYNG SHES SO FAST OH MY GOD
Hermy: HARRY YOU NEED TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND YOU MADE US RUN PAST THE SLYTHERINS
Chosen one: dont pretend your mad about that we all know youre in love with pansy parkinson
Hermy: you're*
Ginger: SHE DIDN'T DENY IT?????
Hermy: yes i did.
Chosen one: NOOO YOU DIDNT
Hermy: I am not in love with pansy parkinson
Ginger: lol ok
Gays
mione luvr: did you guys see that
harry luvr: PANSY why are u texting us we're right next to you
mione luvr: sh answer the question
ron luvr: if you're talking about the fact we just saw Hermione Granger running madly after Harry Potter with a book, parchment and quills threatening to murder him if he did not complete his potions essay, then yes we did.
mione luvr: so i wasnt hallucinating
harry luvr: No.
mione luvr: shes so hot
harry luvr: ew
ron luvr: like you don't continuously go on about golden boy over there
harry luvr: shush
mione luvr: yeah blaise what about Ron
ron luvr: sigh
ron luvr: this is homophobic
harry luvr: how
ron luvr: just is
the traumatic trio
Hermy: THANK YOU, for finally doing your homework.
Chosen one: still not over the weird looks that pansy blaise and draco gave us
Chosen one: theyre so annoying
Hermy: isnt it time you got over your problem with them?? i mean you literally fought a war with them LMAOO
Ginger: we fought against some of them
Chosen one: ^^
Hermy: i wanna make a gc
Chosen one: god not your obsession with gcs
Hermy: with everyone in it
Chosen one: everyone??
Hermy: in 8th year.
Ginger: is this an excuse to get close to pansy
Hermy: no but you could get close with Blaise
Ginger: i'm down
Chosen one: ron whos side are you on
Ginger: the gay one