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Hermione Granger created a group chat "8th years!!"
Hermione Granger added Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein, Millicent Bulstrode, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Tracey Davis, Daphne Greengrass, Theodore Nott and Ernie Macmillan
Hermione: Uh
Hermione: well hi
Harry: oh god you actually did it
Hermione: yeah
gays
mione luvr: oh my god
harry luvr: she did not
mione luvr: god she did
harry luvr: shes breaking the fourth wall oh my god
mione luvr: idk what that means but hermiones breaking all the walls she can find right now
ron luvr: she's literally added everyone
mione luvr: im saying smth
8th years!!
Pansy: hey
Parvati: everyone breathes out a sigh of relief
Susan: LMAOOO FR
Terry: PLSSS LITERALLY THE EVERYONE RN
Pansy: HUH???
Padma: we were all waiting for a slytherin to say something lmaoo we thought u would shout
Pansy: oh my god are we that bad
Hannah: yeah
Parvati: yeah
Terry: yeah
Padma: yeah
Dean: yeah
Seamus: yeah
Neville: yeah
Harry: yeah
Ron: yeah
Hermione: yeah
Ernie: yeah
Blaise: yeah
Pansy: BLAISE??
Blaise: you guys scared me
Ron: HELP
Pansy: rude
Daphne: pansy you literally threatened to hex us if we sat in the chair you wanted to sit in
Tracey: im still scared
Pansy: heyyy ive changed since the war :(
Tracey: idc ptsd
Harry: lmaoo literally all of us
Hermione: Harry don't joke about our ptsd
Harry: why??
Hermione: its not a very good coping mechanism
Harry: idc someone else here must find it funny we were literally all at hogwarts when it basically got blown up and i became the boy who lived twice
Hannah: helppp i love it here
Draco: hello
Pansy: DRACOOO DO U THINK IM SCARY??
Draco: very.
Hermione: LMAOO
Theodore changed their name to Theo
Theo: theres so many people in this gc its making my phone glitch
Hermione: loll sorry i wanted everyone in it
Theo: ugh
Millicent changed their name to Millie
Millie: hi ig
Harry: ooo are we changing our names
Harry changed his name to the boy who lived twice
Draco: LMAOO
Hermione changed the boy who lived twice's name to Harry
Harry: rude
Hermione: i need nicknames and pronouns from everybody ty ty
Pansy: OO YES GAY INTRODUCTIONS
Pansy: HI I USE SHE/HER AND IM PANSY AND IM A LESBIAN FOR ANY WOMEN WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED
Hermione: ok then we're doing sexualities too now if ur comfy
Harry: he/him and im the Bi who lived
Ron: oh my god will you ever stop saying that
Harry: no
Hermione: stop getting off topic
Harry: soz mione
Ron: he/him, pan
Draco: he/him gay
Blaise: any pronouns, pan
Parvati: she/her!! lessbiannnnn
Padma: she/her i feel like im the only straight one here-
Millie: she/her im straight too
Padma: WOO STRAIGHTS
Harry: ew straights
Seamus: he/him and gay but nobody get interested okayyy because Dean and I are exclusive now 😎
Harry: OH MY GOD FINALLY?? SINCE WHEN??
Dean: five minutes ago
Hermione: I WANT DETAILS BUT AFTER PRONOUN CHECK OK
Dean: he/him, bi
Neville: they/he, pan
Hannah: she/they lesbian!!
Susan: they/them unlabelled!!
Theo: he/him straight
Harry: ew cishet white male alert
Hermione: harry.
Terry: he/him straight
Tracey: she/her idk what i am but im fucking daphne
Daphne: she/they idk what i am but im fucking Tracey
Pansy: HOLY?? SINCE?? WHEN??
Tracey: idk like since january before the war
Draco: holy shit
Ernie: he/him straight
Hermione: Crabbe, Goyle, Justin and Anthony probably wont turn up for hours so
Harry: DEAN?? SEAMUS?? DAPHNE?? TRACEY??
Tracey: HARRY??
Harry: i need to know the gay details. how did this happen
Tracey: idk when u were searching for horcruxes and we were all suffering against snapes reign we plotted to kill him then daphne kissed me and we just got together since then idk
Daphne: described perfectly
Draco: romantic. kissing over murder plots
Daphne: 😍😍
Ron: DEAN, SEAMUS FESS UP
Dean: seamus basically just walked in and started stuttering weirdly before making out with me
Harry: oh my god
Hermione: wish that was u huh
Harry: obvi
Pansy: WITH WHO?? WHO DO U LIKE??
Harry: im obvi not gonna say when the whole of our year is listening in
Pansy: ugh