Truth or Dare
“No Sirius that’s stupid”, Remus said while reading his book on the sofa.
He, Sirius, James and Regulus were spread around the Potter’s living room. James' parents were visiting their friends over the two days before New Year’s. So it was only the four of them. At the moment trying to come up with something to do, after Sirius had complained of boredom to the point Regulus had thrown the book, laying on the sofa, at him.
“It’s fun! When has ever truth and dare not been fun?” Sirius asked, launching himself next to Remus. He was trying to give him his best puppy eyes, not that Remus was paying any attention to him.
“Literally never? Seriously are we twelve?” Regulus asked and crunched his face so show some kinda disgust at his brother.
“Well you are. Right, baby brother?” Sirius smirked. Regulus flipped him off
“Fuck you”
“Okay okay no need to show the brotherly love”, James said finally interrupting their bickering. He was laying on the other sofa, legs on Regulus lap even though the other boy complained about his dirty socks.
“But I think Sirius' idea isn’t that bad. Yeah maybe it's a little childish, but that’s the fun behind it”, James said and nudged his toe to Regulus’ stomach.
“Don’t poke me with those smelly toes”, Regulus said, but still took a hold of James’ ankle, his other hand going to his calf, massaging the muscle there.
James closed his eyes and hummed.
“If you keep doing that I’m going to moan, and then it’s game over for you”, James warned
“Okayy”, Remus said and closed his books rather aggressively.
“Let’s play it then. Would you like to start Sirius?” he asked and turned to look at the boy who was quietly sniggering at his reaction.
“Of course I would, Moony”, Sirius said and sat up. He looked between the three of them then his gaze stopped to James.
“Prongs, truth or dare?”
James seemed to think about it at first.
“Truth”
“Boring”, Regulus said, stretching out the letter o.
“Bugger off”
Sirius tapped his chin with his index finger, trying to think of something he could embarrass James with.
Then he smirked.
“Oh no”, Remus commented.
“James”, Sirius said, but left it hanging. “Tell us some of your fetishes”
James looked at him with his mouth slightly open. He swallowed and quickly glanced at Regulus.
“Uhh I don’t think I have one”, he said and bit the inside of his cheek.
Sirius' mouth dropped open and then he was shaking his head. “Yeah no I don’t believe that for a second. Come on, it's your first truth and you’re already lying. That’s low of you. I was expecting more Prongs”
James' face turned red.
“Can I change to dare? This is embarrassing”
“James, mate!” Sirius snorted.
“It’s not that bad, everyone has some kind of kink”
“You do?” James asked.
“Of course I do”, Sirius smirked and looked at Remus who shook his head. “Just tell us! It can’t be that bad”
James thought about it, but then breathed out. “Okay okay”
“I like hands..”, he said quietly
“You what?” Remus and Sirius asked at the same time.
James blushed, but repeated himself louder this time.
“I like hands. Not the way that when I see someone hands I immediately get a massive boner or anything”
Sirius laughed and Remus raised his eyebrow, amused smile on his lips.
“But like for example a hand around my, you know, that’s just something extremely hot”
At that point Regulus had buried his face in his hands. He peered at James between his fingers. “I feel like you have told enough James”
“This is great”, Sirius said between laughing now laying on his side at the sofa. “But like no judging at all”
“Yeah yeah, Moony truth or dare?” James asked, trying to get over the subject of his kink as quickly as possible.
“Dare”, Remus said without much thinking.
“Okay I dare you to”, then he thought about it. “I dare you to take six shots of fire whiskey”
Remus just looked at him, almost a bored expression on his face before speaking.
“That’s it?” he asked and James nodded
“Okay”, Remus got up from the sofa.
“Do you have fire whiskey somewhere?” Regulus asked James.
“Oh true, no I don’t thinks so”
“Great dare James!” Sirius said, but then Remus left the room and walked upstairs.
“Be right back”
The three of them all looked at each other, but before any of them could say anything Remus was back. Just now with a bottle of fire whiskey with him. The bottle wasn’t full, but there still was more than half of it left.
“Remus bloody hell?!” James yelled.
“Why the fuck do you have a bottle of alcohol with you”, Sirius asked and snatched the bottle to himself. He took the cork off and smelled the brown liquid. His nose crunched up by the smell, yup it’s whiskey.
“Because I’m sharing a room with you sweetie”, Remus said, sounding like a mom talking to her toddler and snatched the bottle back to himself.
“Rude”, Sirius muttered while Regulus was laughing his ass off trying not to choke on nothing.
“Now I sadly don't have shot glasses with me so how much do you want me to drink this?” Remus asked James and showed the bottle to him.
“That’s probably enough”, James said and pointed to one spot in the bottle
“There is no way you can drink that much”, Regulus said and got up to lean his elbows to his knees. “That thing tastes horrible”
“Have you met Moony?” Sirius askem from his brother. “He could literally drink more than you and me together”
And then Remus raised the rim of the bottle to his lips and drained down the amount James had told him to drink. Then he looked at the bottle and took one more sip out of it.
Without pulling a wry face he set the bottle down and ran a hand through his hair.
“I’m probably going to be pissed soon”, he announced to the others who just looked at him. Regulus looked shocked and James rather concerned while Sirius looked like he was proud of him. Which he maybe shouldn’t be.
“What?”
“Moony, are you okay?” James asked and lifted the bottle to his face to see how much Remus had drunk.
“Right now yeah. Later maybe not that okay”
He coughed a little before speaking,
“Okay Reg truth or dare?”
“I’m saying dare”
Remus hummed as an answer and thought about it
“Remove two clothing items. And socks are one item, if you’re trying to get out of this too easily”
“Why? That’s weird”, Regulus complained.
“It’s only weird if you make it weird Reggie boy”, Sirius said and leaned back on the cushion.
“Yeah and the only person losing his shit about this is James”, Remus pointed out.
“Hey why me?” James asked, whining.
“Sirius is literally his brother and I happen to be his boyfriend. So the only person getting all hot and bothered is you”
“I thought this was supposed to be a dare to me”, Regulus said, but took off his socks.
“It is, because you are the one stripping”, Sirius said casually.
Regulus was only wearing his trousers and a sweater that was borrowed from James. He kept a hold of the hem of his shirt trying to think between his trousers and sweater. He then came to a conclusion that being without a shirt was less weird than being without trousers.
“Fuck it”, he said and tossed his shirt aside and sat back down next to James who eyed his bare torso.
“You okay there Jamie?” he asked, teasing and James looked him in the eyes.
“Yeah I’m perfect, thanks”
“Ohh I was hoping for a bigger reaction”, Sirius complained and pouted
“Shut up Wanker”, Regulus said to him, but if he was being honest maybe hoped James would have said something more. But he didn’t, because they were not alone.
“My turn! Sirius truth or dare”, he asked and really hoped Sirius would choose truth.
“I will go with truth”
Regulus smirked and immediately Sirius shook his head. “No wait, I want to change!”
“Uhhuh Sirius, that's not how this game works”, James told him. “Truth it is”
Sirius huffed out a breath. “Okay fine”
“Great, so Sirius”, he started. “Tell me your most embarrasing sex experience”
Sirius gasped. “No you didn’t”
“Oh yes I did”
“You’re a pervert”, Sirius said
“No I’m not. I’m asking you for something embarrassing, that’s not me being perverted. I just want to make this awkward to you”
“Shithead”, Sirius muttered
“Fuckface”
“Guys stop”, Remus, whose cheeks were now a little bit red from the whiskey he drank said.
“Stop calling your brother names Sirius”, he said and shot a look at Regulus. “Same goes to you”
“Sorry mom”, Sirius said, still sulking.
“Answer the question Pads, I want to know”, James incited.
“Yeah I wanna know too”, Remus said.
“You literally know what I will say!” Sirius blurted out and looked at Remus, his brows furrowed.
“Oh so it’s something between you two”, Regulus said, already invested in the story that hasn’t even started yet.
“Of course it’s something between us dipshit”, Sirius said, now annoyed with his brother.
“Bloody hell you guys are mean to each other”, James complained and looked between the Black brothers.
“It’s just a game”, he continued. “I literally told you I have a handfetish so yours can’t be any worse”
Now Sirius laughed and looked at Regulus. “Sorry Reg”
“It’s all good. Though you are still a wanker”
“Can’t deny that”, Sirius said and winked at Remus who pushed his face away.
“The story Pads”
“Yeah right um”, Sirius blushed a little and looked at Remus.
“Go on, I’m not going to do it for you”
He sighed, but beggined to tell the story.
“Okay so it was my first time-”
“You were a virgin before Remus?” Regulus interrupted
“No, but if you could let me tell the story then you would know”
“Sorry, keep going”
“Right so as I was saying it was my first time with a bloke”, he was now all red from his cheeks to the tip of his ears.
“And I was nervous about it so when we finally got.. in to it I- um I lasted like twenty seconds”
Regulus tried not to laugh so he covered his face with his palm and glanced at James who looked more like he felt bad for Sirius and at Remus who was looking at Sirius with a small amused smile on his face.
“And then I may have cried a little, because I was embarrassed”
Regulus couldn’t hold it anymore and laughed out loud.
“A little? You were literally full on crying, I thought something bad happened”, Remus said not easing the embarrassment at all.
“Oi stop it Moony!” Sirius pouted and hid his face to his palms. “ It was a new situation and when it didn’t go so well I thought you would have made fun of me”, he murmured.
“But I didn't, right?” Remus said and rested his hand on his back.
“You started crying?” Regulus asked through his laughter.
“Oh shut up it was emotional situation”, Sirius defended and looked at his brother like he could murder him any second.
“And twenty fucking seconds. That’s an achievement right there”, Regulus continued now wiping tears away from his eyes from all the laughing.
“Like you lasted any longer on your first time huh?” Sirius said and threw a pillow at him.
“Was it any good at least?” James asked, laughing too. He couldn’t hold the laughter anymore either.
“Well yeah obviously”, Sirius struggled, but James shook his head and looked at Remus.
“No I mean Moony, was it any good?”
Remus glanced at Sirius and smiled sheepishly before talking,
“I mean I have had better, but it was cute. Not necessary the sex itself, but after all the crying Pads felt so bad about it that it was rather cute”
“Are we done here?” Sirius asked from where he was laid face down on the sofa.
“No we are not”, Regulus informed. “Were you topping?”
Sirius shook his head. “No, that's where I draw the line. I’m not telling you that”
“Oh so you definitely weren’t ”, Regulus smirked and looked at Remus in hopes of him telling the truth.
“Says you? I just know you’re the biggest pillow princess ever”, Sirius fought back.
Regulus dramatically gasped and looked at James who was trying to look as neutral as possible. Then he turned back to his brother.
“You literally have no proof”, he crossed his arms to his chest and narrowed his brows.
“So it runs in the family”, Remus muttered and Sirius' head spun around to look at him. James' mouth slammed open and then he and Remus both were laughing. The brothers just looked at each other, neither of them knowing what to say.
“Well if that isn’t hilarious”, James said, trying to even his breath. “Then I don’t know what is”
“I think we have played enough truth or dare for today”, Regulus announced and got up from the sofa.
“Now if you don’t mind I will go and plan the murder of you two”, he kept going and pointed a finger at Remus and James.
“Oh Reg stop it, it was a joke”, James whined, but got up from the sofa too.
“I guess I could use some sleep”, Remus said and took a hold of Sirius’ hand, pulling him up.
“Next time I suggest this game remind me why we shouldn’t do this”, Sirius said as he walked behind Remus up the stairs.
“Believe me I will”, Regulus promised. They came to James’ door where him and Regulus stopped.
“Good night guys”, James said and opened the door.
“Night”, Regulus muttered between a yawn.
Remus and Sirius wished the pair good night before heading to their room. Sirius threw himself on the bed and buried himself in the thick blanket.
“Pads change your clothes before please”, Remus said the same time he took off his sweater and trousers.
“I can’t believe you embarrassed me that badly”, Sirius' muffled voice said under the blanket before he sat up and stripped off his clothes too.
“I’m sorry sweetheart”, Remus said and handed him his pyjama pants. “It just James and Regulus, they wouldn’t really judge you”
Remus got under the blanket and wrapped his hands around Sirius’ waist to pull him next to him.
“I know. Not at least after James’ confess”
He turned to look at Remus, their nose’s almost touching.
“Can you believe it? James? It was unexpected”
“It isn’t that weird. It’s better than a foot fetish I guess” Remus said with his eyes closed.
“You saying you don’t like my feet?” Sirius asked and touched Remus' calf with his cold toes.
Remus smiled and opened his eyes. He ran his other hand through Sirius's hair and pressed a kiss to his temple.
“Good night Sirius”
“Oi you can’t do that! Answer my question”
“Your feet are not my favourite part of you”, Remus said
“Well obviously, have you seen me?”
“Sadly yes”
Sirius poked his side and made Remus jump a little and he moved away from Sirius.
“No Remus come back”, Sirius whined and burrowed his head to Remus’ chest.
“You’re so clingy”, Remus said but still wrapped his hands around the other boy's shoulders.
“You love it”, Sirius pointed out and kissed his neck
“Yeah I do”
After that they were quiet, but before Remus could thrift off to sleep he heard Sirius whisper,
“Good night Moony”
He smiled lazily and tightened his hold of the other boy