Orange Fanta
"I thought you don't drink soda?" Remus questioned his boyfriend.
"I don't."
"But, you're drinking one right now."
"So?"
"So, doesn't that mean you drink soda, then?"
"No."
"How doesn't it."
"Because I barely."
"You can't say you don't eat meat then eat a hotdog, and defend it by saying you rarely do it."
"I've done that before. And anyway, it's just one soda. I haven't had one since I was ten. And I probably won't drink one for a long time, if at all. I was just feeling a bit nostalgic, for what I don't know, my childhood sucked, and this used to be one of my favorite drinks."
"I guess that's fair. But, what if you spiral and drink more."
Laughing slightly Severus replied "I won't, trust me. It's not even that good. Not bad, but I'm not about to get addicted." .
"Well, addiction does run in your family." Remus said skeptically, but now jokingly.
"Rude!"
"Are you gonna tell me I'm wrong?"
"No."
"That's what I thought."