Not A Girl
Remus walked into the ROR per usual to find Severus laying down. The boy was laying under a thin light blue blanket with his eyes closed, though he was clearly awake. Concerned Remus walked over and sat on the ground right below Severus's head.
"Sev, what's wrong?"
"My body has betrayed me and I hate everything."
"Um, what?"
"Everything hurts, and I'm not a girl. But, I am a girl and I've just been lying."
"First of all you're not a girl, and you haven't been lying. Second of all why does everything hurt?"
"Because" Severus began patronizingly "my body has decided it would be a fun idea to rip one of my organs apart as I made the smart decision of not getting pregnant."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry, cutie. That must suck."
"Well, doy ."
Severus received nothing but a amused but annoyed look.
"Sorry, Rem."
"It's okay, love. I don't blame you. You wanna cuddle."
Severus nodded but then said "I don't want you to have to be near me when I'm so gross."
"Honey, you're not gross. And I would want to be with you no matter what. Okay."
Finishing his statement Remus had the room change the couch into a bed and climbed in next to his boyfriend.
"There we go. Now how about we have a movie marathon. Huh?"
"M'kay."
Cuddling together the two boys laid together watching movies until they both fell asleep.