Chapter 13
Serpentine's POV
"Never have I ever had multiple fake identities," Dray said.
Dad, the twins, and I all drank.
"What did you expect," Dad stated blandly.
"Sometimes"
"We needed"
"Some rather"
"Questionable items"
"That aren't exactly"
"easy to obtain"
"For our pranks"
" And inventions," the twins said.
"Of course you do," Papa sighed.
"With Dumbledore prancing around being a manipulative asshole, I made them so that I could do some crazy shit or something without him knowing about it," I answered.
"You do it in school enough already. You don't need to do it outside as well," Papa grumbled.
"Can you give us an example, Serp?" Hermione asked.
"Sure," I answered. "I once went to Japan and tagged along with a couple of students who are heroes in training from a school called UA High School. They were a pretty fun group to be with. Although apparently the son of the number 1 hero is planning to murder his own father because he is actually abusive and his friends and boyfriend are helping him out. I also gave them a few ideas but it seems like they knew what they were doing."
"That is so cool. You have to introduce me to them sometime," Hermione said.
"Sure thing," I replied.
"Alright, never have I ever been chased by Aurors or the muggle version of them," Fred said.
All of the adults and I drank.
"I can understand everyone else since they are Death Eaters and Uncle Tom is the Dark Lord. But what did you do, Serp?" Dray asked.
"There have been a few incidents. It varies from moment to moment," I replied.
"What was the latest one?" Dad asked.
"Damn v-serum," I cursed. "So, a party was held in the basement of a teenager's house in San Fransisco around a month ago and I got drunk. Later the police came knocking on the door so everyone was scrambling to get out. I jumped out the window and ran across her yard. I woke up the next day inside a play tunnel of the nearby playground with my top gone."
"Serpentine, and I say this with love, but what the everloving fuck did you get into," Papa shouted.