101 ways to kill Harry Potter: a guide

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
101 ways to kill Harry Potter: a guide
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Hogwarts Staff, Quirinus Quirrell, Hogwarts Students, Death Eater Characters, Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s)
Tags
Character Death Blood and Gore Fluff and Crack Body Horror Blood and Violence Crack Treated Seriously Dark Comedy The Dark Arts (Harry Potter) Dark Crack
Summary
101 ways voldie and his death munchers could've killed golden boi harry potter if they weren't so incompetent.

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