Petunia/Vernon Oneshots

Our tale starts in Vernon and Petunia's house. The couple are discussing appropriate baby names for their child.

Petunia said, "It simply has to be posh and proper."

Vernon grunted. "Of course, dear."

Petunia exclaimed, "I have got it!"

Vernon insisted, "Go on."

Petunia told him, "Dudley for a boy and Dudlietta for a girl."

Vernon smirked. "Dudlietta?"

Petunia sighed. "Girls names are harder."

Vernon suggested, "How about Victoria?"

Petunia muttered, "Too much like Victor."

Vernon asked, "Fredrica?"

Petunia commented, "Too much like Fred."

Vernon stated, "Caroline?"

Petunia declared, "That's the one!"

Vernon smiled. "Finally! It only took a few hours."

Petunia grinned. "Only the best for our child."