Petunia/Vernon Oneshots

Our tale starts in Vernon and Petunia's house. They're discussing their young nephew Harry.

Vernon grunted. "We need to send him to one of those daycare centres."

Petunia gasped. "Why would we send our dear wittle Duddykins there?!"

Vernon sighed. "I meant Harry, dear."

Petunia smirked. "How awfully scandalous."

Vernon muttered, "That ruddy old geezer in the silly clothes will probably put a spell on us if we did that though."

Petunia said, "Yes, you're right."

Vernon smiled. "He can't do anything to make us treat him better."

Petunia laughed. "What an excellent idea. Our Duddykins will get the very best in life and that vile boy will get nothing."