Petunia/Vernon Oneshots

Our tale begins during a party thrown by Grunning's. Vernon is deep in conversation with Petunia.

Petunia yawned. "What is your plan to stay awake?"

Vernon smirked. "A little game that I like to call posh, boring or both?"

Petunia said, "Hm, do go on."

Vernon told her, "It's simple really. We take turns choosing three random people in this room and say which is posh, boring and both."

Petunia smiled slightly. "I do like the prospect."

Vernon asked, "The guy in the bowler hat (Reilly), that lady in the purple frock (Samantha) and me?"

Petunia grinned. "Easy. Reilly is boring, Samantha is posh. Therefore, you are both."

Vernon laughed. "First test test passed with flying colours."